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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetthead View Post
    I suppose you could travel the land and have sex with the corpse of every hot celebrity that you otherwise would never have had the chance with.

    Too much?
    Does Thatcher come into that category?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo View Post
    Does Thatcher come into that category?
    Amanda Thatcher? Sure.

    Because I can't imagine you wanting to have sex with the wicked witch of the coal mines.

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    Oh I would. Every thrust would be a gigantic 'Fuck You', both literally and symbolically.


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    I'm surprised she was given a state funeral.

    Shouldn't it have been privatised?!
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    We should call Margaret Thatcher Peg. Just think. Peg Thatcher

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    would this forum still be active?
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    While not humorous, would be cool if someone actually put this in their sig.

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    Nothing but just be happy I'm the last person on earth.
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    Surprised necrophilia hasn't been brought up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breaking Ned View Post
    Travel around the planet. Go to presidents house, look through the documents, find the secret facilities or underground military bases. Try to find out why everyone died and find a meaning why i alone survived. Then send messages to space and hope someone catches them.
    that's the square thing to do. you don't want to be a square, do ya boy??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    Surprised necrophilia hasn't been brought up.
    Well not everyone has weird urges such as yourself. young man.


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    Besides, I would think that "last person ever" would imply that all the bodies disintegrated.
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    Will there be any corpses left behind? Because I get REALLY horny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful View Post
    that's the square thing to do. you don't want to be a square, do ya boy??
    But its hip to be square.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kupomog View Post
    Eat all the things.

    Then die of a broken heart/loneliness.

    Maybe I'll last a decent amount of time if cats and dogs still exist.
    I would basically do this.

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    I would watch all the porn left in the world, visit places closed to the public, go pretty much anywhere I would want, then I would make my final destination back home, where I would write a large document of everything I knew and kept it saved in case aliens or some other force found it. I would then make myself one last beautiful meal, kick back in the electric chair, then go out with a bang.

    That's how I would spend my life if I was the last person on Earth.

    While not humorous, would be cool if someone actually put this in their sig.

    You're BoJack Horseman, no cure for that.

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    Tiny Sandford II

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    Zombie porn.

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    panther, this is no time for your deluded sex games.

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    comma doesn't apply dude

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    live life to the full. If I'm the last person on Earth, I have no responsibilities, so I can do what I want. You only live once, and than the human race is gone. Pretty much the exact opposite of what I'm like now
    Marge: oh Homie,you couldn't go on a hunger strike, you eat while you brush your teeth!

    I'm just like Lisa!
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    Once I get over the initial shock/grieving period I'd probably just indulge myself in whatever sort of debauchery I see fit until I get bored and then just travel around the globe until I die.
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    I'd look for the library to find some books to keep me from going insane... until my glasses broke... than go mad... and maybe get some cake... yep, the American Dream...


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    I'll steal a private plane go to America, and steal all the Simpsons, American Dad and Family Guy DVDs! Then I'll probably eat and sleep mostly.
    Remember kids, Kariba is cool!

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    sit inside with a nice book. then raid my local supermarket for all the food and beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Spruce Moose View Post
    sit inside with a nice book. then raid my local supermarket for all the food and beer
    Just another Saturday night then?


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    Quote Originally Posted by shoz999 View Post
    I'd look for the library to find some books to keep me from going insane... until my glasses broke... than go mad... and maybe get some cake... yep, the American Dream...
    "It's not fair! There was time now!"

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    What would I do if I were the last man on Earth? I would probably hear a knock on my door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoz999 View Post
    I'd look for the library to find some books to keep me from going insane... until my glasses broke... than go mad... and maybe get some cake... yep, the American Dream...
    that story originated in ''the twilight zone'' a show from the '60s. Man, I love that show



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