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    Killed by his own private trap.
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    Dr. Zoidberg performed surgery on him.

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    Stung to death by bats (mutated cats that produce honey and have stingers).

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    Murder by migrating butterflies en route to Mexico.


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    prevent her from getting her hernia treated, leading to a strangulated hernia that causes gangrene and eventual death

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    Yeah...I read about that from doing research. Fun...fun,fun,fun.

    Norman Bates comes after him because he's pissed off about 'Bates Motel.'

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    Is torn in half by the Scorpion King from The Mummy Returns.

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    Have that avatar of his stare him to death!


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    Killed by a mysterious illness NOT caused by having a cat in the house.


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    Nuked by Tyrant Tumultuous Tabby!


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    stab her in the eye with a musket

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    Make him live in "the big bad city" and watch him slowly die of urban decay.

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    Have her watch a Clippers game.

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    Pulling out his lungs and playing them like the bagpipes.
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    Force him to watch post-classic Simpsons episodes for all eternity.

    That's inhumane, but murder is murder.


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    Force him to watch Batman & Robin for all of eternity.

    That, my friend, is a fate worse than death.
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    I'd reply but I've reached my quota of daily Kid Moe thumbs.

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    Blast J-Pop into his ears while he slowly starves to death


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    Merchandise from 'Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash' falls on him.

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    Watching the same picture of One Directions with their tounges out till your eyes explode.
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    Make him listen to One Direction, N SYNC, Backstreet Boys, and all those other 'boy bands.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by D DEBBS View Post
    Make him listen to One Direction, N SYNC, Backstreet Boys, and all those other 'boy bands.'
    I actually think Backstreet Boys is pretty good. N'Sync are okay, but nothing special. One Direction sucks ass. The other boy bands? No idea yet.

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    Being a 1970's kid, I heard a LOT of bad music...Barry Manilow, ABBA, disco....
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    The above gets tortured listening to 1970's music...'I Write The Songs' and 'you Light Up My Life', anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D DEBBS View Post
    Merchandise from 'Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash' falls on him.
    *her

    I'd hire Cocknocker as an assassin!

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    Clobbered by the GIANT cardboard box my LEGO 'Simpsons' House was packed in by Amazon.

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    Attacked by cats, becoming Catwoman's counterpart Catman, getting betrayed by the cats and clawed to death.

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    Tie him up and pay a lipless hooker to facefuck herself upon him. Whether he dies from the blood loss or from the shock of such excruciating pain/pleasure, that's anyone's guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetthead View Post
    Tie him up and pay a lipless hooker to facefuck herself upon him. Whether he dies from the blood loss or from the shock of such excruciating pain/pleasure, that's anyone's guess.
    @Jetthead, are you a sex addict of some sort? The... things you write, man...

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    In all seriousness, I haven't had sex in over a year.

    I'm just a man who appreciates a cruel and unusual death.


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    All right then...

    Raped to death by sex hungry crocodile-hamsters while eating a bowl of spirder shit, standing on a ground consisting of bear semen and ripped-off moose dicks, while Mark Cousins is narrating with the most irritating monotonous voice in the world.

    There you go, I learn from you.

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    Death by that character in his avatar.




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