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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionel Hutz View Post


    Here we go again! Three, two, one!

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    the thompsons for acknowledgement police 2016

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Diversity Pumpkin was your first lay a hooker?


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    gonna assume that all 4,820 of those views are yours pumpkin


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Thompsons View Post
    Not this shit again.


    This shall be interesting....
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    Like Seth MacFarlane's addiction to creating terrible new shows, Matt Groening has a problem with concluding a show. He needs therapy.

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    i'm not starting anything, he's on ignore anyway, I was just joshin' around with handsome, it had nothing to do with swoony so just let it go guys, thanks -- diversity pumpkin

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    could you sign all of your posts like that from now on please i sometimes forget it's you and i miss out on quality posting


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    sure think -- diversity pumpkin

    edit: i mean thing, not think -- diversity pumpkin

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    Glad I can count on your vote.
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    I'm like the dexter of masturbation.

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    Well... when I like... touched a girls boobs and...


    Sorry folks, I'm a 17-year-old virgin. And somewhat proud atm.

    You're BoJack Horseman, no cure for that.

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    Never really been on a date myself either but just hooked up with a girl from a bar for my first time. Pretty meaningless but I was 22 and she was pretty hot. So yeah.

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    it's really easy to get laid by bar sluts, I have an obese friend from work who gets laid every week because he goes to bars/clubs, and meanwhile I'm going to the gym, eating right and my dick is bone dry, and you know, it certainly makes me look like an idiot. -- diversity pumpkin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny Sandford II View Post
    Well... when I like... touched a girls boobs and...


    Sorry folks, I'm a 17-year-old virgin. And somewhat proud atm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoony View Post
    This.
    Who knows? Maybe one will never lose it? So this response is flawed to say the least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful View Post
    I've been searching FOREVER for that pic!

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    took it myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful View Post
    took it myself
    I'm not sure that counts unless you build a time machine, go back in time, find yourself from that time and have sex with yourself.
    Is that what you did, Handsome?

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    um what

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    dude just stick to reviewing new simpsons that's all you're good at

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    Having found a suitable partner five years ago, I found fuckin' to be far less complicated than your average stand up comic makes it sound. Teevee lied to me.

    In fact it was downright mundane. Losing your virginity has nothing to do with you getting off but everything to do with "do you know how everything works down there for the other person?"

    Virginity is a rube's game. Knowing how to work other people is a skill. If you just wanted to pop there's all sorts of illegal porn out there.


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    well according to sitcoms all I need to do is head to a new york bar, look like neil patrick harris, lie to a girl about my profession and boom, sex
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    If you just wanna put your dick in something, that last one is all you meed.

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    it has to be impossible to be a virgin, at least in australia

    and i'm not even talkin' about hookers EVEN THOUGH THAT ISN'T HOW I LOST IT, JUST TO BE CLEAR

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    Hooker's are just enterprising women making a profit on something they'd otherwise be doing for free on a nightly basis.

    Dont be a hater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D4C View Post
    Hooker's are just enterprising women making a profit on something they'd otherwise be doing for free on a nightly basis.

    Dont be a hater.
    what the fuck, I'm not a hater

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    Quote Originally Posted by D4C View Post
    Having found a suitable partner five years ago, I found fuckin' to be far less complicated than your average stand up comic makes it sound. Teevee lied to me.

    In fact it was downright mundane. Losing your virginity has nothing to do with you getting off but everything to do with "do you know how everything works down there for the other person?"

    Virginity is a rube's game. Knowing how to work other people is a skill. If you just wanted to pop there's all sorts of illegal porn out there.
    That one post taught me more about sex than three years of "sex ed."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diversity Pumpkin View Post
    what the fuck, I'm not a hater
    Now you know how ladies of the evening feel. All this taxation due to misrepresentation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diversity Pumpkin View Post
    and i'm not even talkin' about hookers EVEN THOUGH THAT ISN'T HOW I LOST IT, JUST TO BE CLEAR
    Tell us how you did lose it then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    That one post taught me more about sex than three years of "sex ed."
    Its a hands on learning experience. Too bad we dont have lab work for that in high school.

    Drop out rates would plummet I tell ya whut.




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