View RSS Feed

steamed_hamms

the poetry of nigel pearson

Rate this Entry
Have you been on holiday for six months? Have you been away for six months?

I think you must have been either head in the clouds or away on holiday or reporting on a different team
Because if you donít know the answer to that question
Your question is absolutely unbelievable
The fact you do not understand where I am coming from
If you donít know the answer to that question then I think you are an ostrich
Your head must be in the sand.
Is your head in the sand?
Are you flexible enough to get your head in the sand?
My suspicion would be no.

I can, you canít.
You canít.
Listen you have been here often enough and for you to ask that question,
You are either being very, very silly or you are being absolutely stupid,
One of the two because for you to ask that question,
I am sorry son, you are daft.

You are wrong.
No, you are wrong.
You have been in here, I know you have so donít give that crap with me,
Please donít give that crap with me.
I will smile at you because I can afford to smile at you.
Now do you want to ask a different question or do you want to ask it differently?
Come on, ask it.
Ask it or are you not capable?

You donít know. Whatís erm?

Well you must be very stupid. Iím sorry.
Categories
Uncategorized

Comments