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steamed_hamms

i hereby announce my intention to stand as an mp for the ffa in the nhc general election 2015

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it is a privilege to announce the start of my campaign for this position. i strongly believe that i am the only candidate who has been consistent in their strong stance on nerds, losers and haters.

my 3 key policy pledges:
- the abolishment of nerds
all boarders will be forced to complete tests on the following subjects: alien languages in star trek, characters and their allegiances in game of thrones, some shit about battlestar galactica and computers.
a passing grade in any of these will result in instant and gruesome death.
- unrefrigerated ketchup
all ketchup contained within environments of a temperature less than or equal to 0-4 C (32-40 F) will be removed from these environments immediately.
- love will win
all poll results on the board will be rigged so that love always wins.

thank you for your time.
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  1. Rembrandt Q. Einstein's Avatar
    Don't blame me, I'll vote for @Kodos.
  2. pilcrow's Avatar
    you're not gonna win
  3. pilcrow's Avatar
    because love will win!
  4. bias's Avatar
    Oh so moderators are voted by elections?
  5. The Spruce Moose's Avatar
    I can't believe that I used to respect you.
  6. steamed_hamms's Avatar
    just today you gave me like 15 thumbs mate!!!
  7. steamed_hamms's Avatar
    also i went for an eye test today and the optician gave her approval for my vision