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The Prizes in Crackerjack Boxes Suck Now

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I was eating a box for the first time in years and all I got was a damn sticker. What the hell happened to the mini telescope I got when I was a kid? Cereals barely give you anything anymore, and now it seems I can't even turn to Crackerjacks for cheap novelty toys I'm never gonna use


  1. Dark Homer's Avatar
    I don't remember a time before stickers