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For the past ten years No Homers Club has been a participant in the controversial electronic surveillance program known as "PRISM." In exchange for monetary compensation and diplomatic immunity, we supplied the National Security Agency with confidential user data, including post histories, IP addresses, private messages, credit card numbers, Simpsons episode ratings, post counts, and blogs.

We are sorry for misleading our members and not disclosing this fact sooner. As a token of apology, we will be offering 10% discounts on all posting fees throughout the month of June.
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  1. hutz's Avatar
    cool
  2. The Goode Family's Avatar
    god dammit

    stripping you of your admin privileges immediately
  3. Hommer for the Holidays's Avatar
    Why did they need our Simpsons episode ratings? WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING US?
  4. Kid Moe's Avatar
    Well, that explains the FBI agents snooping around outside my house...
  5. friendswithsalad's Avatar
    So the NSA know that I think Beyond Blunderdome is pretty funny? GODDAMN.
  6. Ryan's Avatar
    so... I'm still receiving my monthly government paycheck right?
  7. Frightened Inmate No. 2's Avatar
    i knew it!