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Ralph_Wiggum

The greatest Omegle Conversation ever?

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I loved doing this, it was really fun, look at it, people.

You: He went that way!
Stranger: HELllo
You: ------>
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: U GOT ME!
You: >=D
You: Now
You: You know what Im gonna do?
Stranger: :S
Stranger: OH NOES!
You: Im gonna reach into this pocket
You: And pull out
Stranger: :S
You: A
You: Bag
You: Of
You: Candy :3
Stranger: OMFG!
Stranger: I Candy!
You: But Im not gonna give it you you.
You: Now Im gonna put it back
Stranger: OMFG WTF!
You: And go into my other pocket
You: And pull out
You: A key
You: And give it to you
Stranger: WHAT DOES IT OPEN!?
You: It is the key to get a key that leads to a hint to the location of the key to a safe holding plane tickets to go and get one of my friends who has the key to the candy shop down the road ^_^
Stranger: I WANT CANDY BITCH!
You: Okay
You: I have a Red Gumball
You: And a Blue Gumball
Stranger: I HAVE 7 YELLOW GUMBALLS!
You: If you take the Red Gumball, you'll forget all this ever happened and go back to your normal life
You: If you take the Blue Gumball, you'll continue with this quest and discover things about us all we never knew before
You: It will be dangerous
You: Hard
Stranger: I TAKE THE YELLOW GUMBALL!
You: And you'll get raped by a panda
You: The Yellow Gumball?
Stranger: YES
You: That is mine.
You: *eats*
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: Now, take the Red or the Blue one.
Stranger: MY GUMBALL BITCH!
You: You want a Yellow Gumball?
Stranger: RETURGEGATE IT NOW
Stranger: YESSSS.
You: *pulls out chewed gum from mouth*
You: You still want it?
Stranger: YES BITCH!
You: Okay
You: *gives*
You: But I warn you
You: It lost it's flavour
Stranger: OMFG!
Stranger: U MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
You: >=]
You: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: ITS WAS MINE
Stranger: I BROUGHT IT FROM THE CANDY SHOP!
You: MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAA!
Stranger: NONO
You: Now
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: U BITCH
Stranger: U STOLE IT FROM ME!
You: Wait! You still havent taken the Red or Blue Gumball!
You: Do you not want the key to the candy shop?
Stranger: I TAKE THE BLUEGUMBALL!
You: Okay, you rermber what it does?
Stranger: YES!
You: Ok, take it and eat it
Stranger: I GIVE UR MOMMY SEXY TIME ?
You: And if you do
You: Do it in love for me
You: Sorrythat was from a hymn
You: Okay, here you go
You: *gives*
You: I have to go now. Good luck on your journey to drop the ring into the old lady who lived in the shoe, young padawn.
Stranger: *PRETENDS TO EAT AND THINKS PEDOPHILE*
You: *it knocks you out*
You: *you wake up an unknown number of hours later in a dark room with only your underwear on*
You: *you see a figure walking towards you*
You: Hello
You: KEVIN
Stranger: HELLO MR.PEDO
You: *sits on a chair*
You: So, you took the blue gumball?
Stranger: maybe.
You: Well
You: *leans towards you*
You: Here is the hint to the locatrion of the key that unlocks the safe with plane tickets to find my friend who has the key to the candy shop.
Stranger: *THINKS WOAH BAD BREATH*
You: "You are sitting on it, idiot"
You: That is your hint
You: *vanishes*
Stranger: IM NOT SITTING ON ANYTHING!
You: *you hear a voice*
You: Good work Kevin
You: Now stand up
Stranger: STAND ON WHAT?
You: The floor
Stranger: OK.
You: Just stand up, Kevin
You: Now, look where you were sitting
You: *a shovel falls infront of you*
You: Dig.
Stranger: IM NOT SITTING IM STANDING
You: I know. Look where you WERE sitting
You: And dig in that spot
Stranger: I WASNT SITTING ANYWHERE
You: You were
You: You just dont know it
Stranger: NO I WASNT
You: Now dig, Kevin! Dig!
Stranger: OK I DIGGED TO CHINA
You: Perfect
You: Now, go to the laundry shop and pick up order 2163
Stranger: THEIR ISNT A LAUNDRY SHOP ITS CHINA THEY USE WASHING LINES!
You: Look where the resteraunt is
You: Now look away
Stranger: THEIR ISNT 1
Stranger: THEY EAT DOGS
You: Or so you think
You: *you see a laundry shop appear infront of you*
You: Go in, Kevin
Stranger: OK.
Stranger: AFTER DOES ME AND UR MOMMY=SEXY TIME ?
You: Maybe
You: *you see me behind the desk of the laundry shop*
You: What was the order number, Kevin?
Stranger: 2163
You: Correct.
You: Now
You: *gives bag of underwear*
You: Find the key
Stranger: FOUND IT
You: That was fast
You: Now, give me the key.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ITS MY KEY
You: If you insist
Stranger: *RUNS AWAY*
You: Kevin!
You: Youre gona fall in the hole you dug!
Stranger: YAY THANK GOD
Stranger: I GET AWAY FROM U
Stranger: WIERD MAN!
You: *you fall in and it closes in on you, you are back in the empty room*
You: *you hear my voice again*
You: Go to the Candy Shop
You: *a door opens*
You: But first
You: *clothes fall*
You: Put some clothes on
You: It's cold outside
Stranger: OK
You: The key you hold, Kevin
You: Is the key to the Candy Shop
You: The store is yours
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I HAVE TO GIVE THE KEY TO THE OLD WOMEN WHO LIVES IN A SHOE?
You: You have already done that
Stranger: NOPE!
You: You wernet really knocked out Kevin
You: You were being controlled
Stranger: I CANT SKIP BITS
You: I did 3/4 of the job for you
Stranger: I'M GOING NOW
You: Kevin!
You: Wait!
You: You now just have to open the door to the candy shop and this Matrix ripoiff will be over
You: Until we reach...Matrix Ripoff: Reloaded
Stranger: IVE TOLD THE FBI AND RECORED THIS CONVO AND THEY TRACKING UR IP ADDRES NOW BITCH!
You: No!
You: Kevin!
You: What have you done?!
You: *gets taken away*
You: Kevin!
You: I helped you out, Kevin old boy!
Stranger: PUT A PEDOPHILE BEHIND BARS?!
You: Keeeeeviiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!!!!!
You: I'LL BE BACK!
You: I SWEAR!
Stranger: U SMELLY PEDO
You: WITH A PURPLE GUMBALL!
You: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You: GOODBYE KEVIN!
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  1. Dark Homer's Avatar
    whats omegle, some kinda chatroulette ripoff?
  2. Ralph_Wiggum's Avatar
    Pretty much.