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Family Guy Fanscript - Flight of the Griffin

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Flight of the Griffin
After being fired from the Brewery, Peter takes Quagmire's reccomendation of becoming a pilot, which is all going freakin' sweet until the CIA send an Agent to assasinate Peter for an unknown reason. Meanwhile, Chris has to deal with a gay who has a crush on him.


(Living Room, Brian and Stewie are watching TV)

TV ANNOUNCER:

Öand now for our new show, The Middle.

KID:

Hey, Mom! I pooped on the floor!

MOM:

Uh oh! I better get out the mop!

(Laugh track is played, a man walks in naked, laugh track gets louder and applause is heard.)

STEWIE:

What has television come to these days?

BRIAN:

Hell if I know. Wanna watch Family Guy?

STEWIE:

Sure. Anythingís better than this crap.

(Boy is heard from TV)

BOY:

Oops! I flushed my school bag down the toilet!

(Laugh Track is even louder, whistles and applause is also heard. Brian points remote at TV and presses a button. Instant cut to title sequence.)

(After title sequence. Outside shot of Pawtucket Brewery, cut to inside, Peter is talking on the phone to Brian in his office.)

PETER:

Are you sure I should do this Brian? I mean, if I do, it could cost me my job. Uhuh. Yeah. No. Brian I- But what if? Then? No, itís on the top shelf, but anyway, Iíll try, but if I get fired, Iím blaming you. Yeah, ok, bye Brian. Yeah, I love you too.

(Peter hangs up. He then suspiciously taps away at his computer. Cut to outside the Griffinís House, then cut to living room, Brain is watching TV. Peter comes in.)

BRIAN:

Well did you do it?

PETER:

Yeah. Luckily nobody saw me. But I couldnít get on with it fast enough.

BRIAN:

Why not?

PETER:

Those Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q were too stupid to realise I was doing it.

(Flashback cut to Peterís office. Peter is about to type something into his computer. The blue Bad Idea Bear pokes him in the arm.)

BLUE BIB:

Go on, Peter!

YELLOW BIB:

Yeah! Do it!

PETER:

I am, you guys. Look, Iím doing it right now.

(Yellow BIB points a gun at Peterís head.)

YELLOW BIB:

DO IT!

(Peter starts to sweat and type faster.)

PETER:

Okay, okay!

(Cut back to living room, Lois comes in from the kitchen.)

LOIS:

Do you guys know what that Pawtucket truck is doing outside?

BRIAN:

Wow! That was fast!

LOIS:

What was fast?

PETER & BRIAN:

Uhh nothing.

(Cut to outside. Peter is signing a form from a delivery man. Many more people start to unload boxes of beer to the Griffinís front lawn from the truck.)

BRIAN:

Looks like it worked, Peter.

PETER:

Yeah! I havenít been this surprised since that surprise birthday party you guys threw for me last year.

(Peter walks into a dark kitchen. He turns on the lights and many people are there.)

PEOPLE:

SURPRISE!

(Peter starts to hyperventilate and falls over.)

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