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big fat liar 2

Rating: 3 votes, 3.67 average.
i am gonna watch big fat liar 2
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  1. The Goode Family's Avatar
    this movie has the regular Universal logo at the start which is quite sad as this is a direct to video release. way to besmirch the good name of The Grandiose Universal Logo by wasting it on this movie which no one has watched.
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    the opening credits have absolutely atrocious video game graphics. like it kicks off with a LOADING bar. very sad that screenwriters when it comes to video games still live in the goshdarn stone age.
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    the opening scene is some kid Kevin being late for school. his dad hassles him and we see he has all kind of gadgets in his room, including one that puts on his sweater. what sort of idiot builds a Contraption to do something as simple as putting on a sweater. it's literally like, the least difficult piece of clothing to put on. fuck u u chump kid, hope that sweater device strangles u.
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    his dads all like DID U FINISH UR HOMEWORK and the kids like HELL YEA I FINISHED IT and the dad leaves and the kids like O SNAP I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK!! out loud. no kid behaves like this, this child would just take the damn L. at least i would.
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    kevin Rushes over to the computer and starts typing and the computer screen is so fake like the text appears way faster than he types and the mouse movements are extremely clean and smooth. this is like 90-levels of special effects.
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    so he pastes some article from the internet into a word document and writes BY KEVIN on it. this kid is a moron if he thinks people are gonna fall for this, but that first scene with all the gizmos showed him to be Smart AF. i dont get this movie already.
  7. The Goode Family's Avatar
    hey this movie is writter by the writer of famed Simpsons episode PAY PAL. you know, PAY PAL that one ep where some shit truly went down. also i think he's the same guy that wrote those american pie sequels on Home Video. i dunno. the point is... i don't have a point. fuck u bitch
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    coincidentally this movie is directed by a BLOKE named ron oliver. this is funny as it is a similar name to rob oliver who directed the episode of the simpsons i previously mentioned. (i dunno actually. i'm just guessing. he in all likelihood probably did not direct it.)
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    kevin drives his Car up to school (its some hideous color too, one half is red and the other half is... some bluish monstrosity, hope his Peers beat him up because of his shitty automobile) and parks in an awkward spot thats way close to school and we see a sign that says DISABLED PARKING and then kevin walks up to the sign and Removes the DISABLED PARKING sign and underneath it somehow is a sign that says VISITOR PARKING. literally what. why is there a sign that says visitor parking underneath the disabled parking sign. and like wouldn't people immediately notice this ugly as shit car just parked in some inconvenient location and go this aint right, especially the Faculty who would probably know it's meant to be a disabled parking sign. i'm guessing they're setting him up to be the titular Liar but these lies do not even make a lick of sense.
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    so he walks into class and the teacher goes "ur late BUB" and he goes "i was helping the principal on High Level Security which i cannot disclose to u" and he sits next to some gal who goes "one of these days ur gonna get caught!!" wait are you telling me he does stupid shit like this all the time and doesn't get caught. in all honesty if the people of this DTV Movie Universe are so dumb that they can't catch him in his extremely bad lies he probably should be getting away with them. teach them a thing or two.
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    he says to the gal I WILL NOT GET CAUGHT AT LEAST NOT TODAY and flashes a cheesyass grin and hands in his assignment. so like he is definitely gonna be busted for plagiarism right? the teacher is shown to be Skeptical of him so if she doesn't google a paragraph of his shit and find out its all from the Web she should be fired into the ocean.
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    cut to the end of the class. the teacher goes KEVIN CAN I SEE U!! and the teachers like IM GONNA CALL UR DAD TO CONFIRM U WROTE THIS. the teacher bizarrely blows a line when she says "im sure ur fathers interested in ur education of course", she like Hesitates after she says "i'm sure..." and i guess this movie didnt have the budget for another take.
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    next scene in the cafeteria we get a hilarious voice over the intercom describing the Mush the cafeteria is serving. hahaha school cafeterias serving Bad Food, please everyone give a huge round of applause for this funny as hell komadi. have never heard those jokes before. truly i am doubled over
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    the gal from earlier is hangin out with him in the cafeteria (whose name is revealed as BECCA wowie) and shes like I KNOW U DIDNT WRITE THAT PAPER BASED ON THE FACT THAT WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FROM 3RD GRADE ow the exposition has injured me in the face. then she goes WHAT IF TEACHER IS NOT KIDDING ABOUT CALLING UR FATHER and he goes I HAVE A PLAN and we get a scene where the teacher calls up the dad but the call goes to kevin's phone and he hits a Change To Low Pitch button and says YEA HE WROTE IT HE IS NOT LYING and then hangs up on the teacher. literally what. u cant sound older by lowering pitch. that really doesnt work. also why does he have a change to low pitch button. stupid. no one would have that. thumbs down.
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    the teacher Appears in gym class and is like KEVIN COME 2 MY CLASSROOM. then we see them in class and the teacher has busted him for Plagiarism, but because she ran his essay through something called ICOMPARE. just use google. this fancy program is useless u know. kevins dad is there and is like U ARE BANNED FROM THE INTERNET AND TECHNOLOGY and the teachers like IF U DONT HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT FOR TOMORROW U WILL GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL!!! so he finally got caught in a Lie eh and its something as stupid as this. all his other lies are insanely dumb as well. people should not be falling for them too.
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    so then at home hes Conversing with his good pal becca at her house over walkie talkies like he is a 3 year old, then he starts writing an essay and falls asleep. then he wakes up and hes LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN aha. he gets up and rushes to get to his car only for the car to have no wheels and a note saying NO CAR LOVE DAD. doesn't this seem like a bit of a disproportionate punishment since he Needs the car to get to school. eh whatever. he rushes on his Bike to school like a pleb.
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    we see barry bostwick in a limo yakkin on the phone about how great he is and how much he loves being in the video game industry. the limo driver is like HEY BARRY BOSTWICK IVE GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A GAME and barry bostwick rolls up the dividing window, and he's clearly meant to be an asshole but nah this limo driver shouldnt just be blabberin about his almost certainly shit ideas to bigwigs. i'm with barry on this one.
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    the limo driver slams into kevin and somehow this attracts a Crowd of people who snap photos and when kevin sees this he starts faking injuries and they Gasp at him. no you morons, you just saw this guy was fine. also this crowd came out of nowhere. wtf. anyway he gets let in the car to be driven to school and barry bostwick Bitches & Moans. this will surely lead to hijinks.
  19. The Goode Family's Avatar
    kevin starts yakking about how He wrote a video game too for his social studies class and gives it to barry bostwick and barry bostwick is like Hmm This is Great even though its just doodles and words and also written by like a 16 year old. and then when they get to school barry bostwick pushes him out of the car onto the ground and then the limo drives off with his assignment. is barry bostwick not like 75. he shouldn't have this much Brute Force.
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    kevin goes to the teacher and retells his story and the teachers like NO!!! I dONOT BELIEVE U KEVIN. SUMMER SCHOOL FOR U!! and it cuts to kevin doing an OH CRAP face bafflingly set to the good bad & the ugly theme. what.
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