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Ted Danson still has the most punchable face ever

Rating: 5 votes, 2.20 average.

Look at that guy! Don't you just wanna smash your knuckles against his schnoz? Cuz I have ever since I laid eyes on his dumb face. Also, the fact that he performed in blackface (at a roast no less!!!) makes me wanna hit him even harder.

Hand me the brass knuckles, I'm going for it...

*smashes against Ted Danson's stupid head*


  1. The Goode Family's Avatar
    eh he looks like a regular guy to me. not that punchable
  2. pax's Avatar
    Nah nah, watch something like Gulliver's Travels and you'll see that his face is so weirdly symmetrical that just... arrggh it needs my fist
  3. Frightened Inmate No. 2's Avatar
    ted danson has a great face
  4. OldSchoolerSimpsons's Avatar
    His face is fine. I don't see what's so wrong with it.
  5. pax's Avatar
    You don't get it! I'm saying his symmetrical face is very very fist worthy and if u disagree you are wrong!!
  6. Ryan's Avatar
    I've met ted danson and he's very charming

    the good place rocks too
  7. pilcrow's Avatar
    not even top 100 most punchable faces probably
  8. pax's Avatar
    Bare minimum top 20, any higher and you're just lying to yourself
  9. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    i'm sure ted would be a very good friend to you if you gave him a chance.