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diary of a wimpy kid

Rating: 4 votes, 4.00 average.
i am gonna watch diary of a wimpy kid
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  1. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so they flee chloe grace moretz and they discover some piece of cheese on the basketball court. apparently this piece of cheese is really famous because it's been sitting there for years and if you touch it you get the Cheese Touch and then people hate you. i dont really buy that a piece of cheese can sit somewhere outside For Years. a bird would probably eat it or a janitor would clean it up? whatever its gonna be a plot device, who cares.
  2. The Goode Family's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by kat
    why would you intentionally watch this film
    Ryan request!
  3. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    why would anyone request this film be seen by anyone else
  4. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid and rowley go to wimpy kid's house where brother wimpy kid is unpacking his Band stuff. brother wimpy kid is like Yo You're Gonna Die or something, and then lightly taps a cymbal and then we hear a super loud Percussive Sting anyway. very good stuff.
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    wimpy kid sneaks into the brothers room to read his yearbook or something. then brother wimpy kid BERSTS in and threatens to kill him. pretty mean. wimpy kid escapes and locks himself in his room. he has to piss but Brother is still waiting to kill him. oh no. stay tuned.
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    wimpy kid runs to the bathroom and pisses. brother wimpy kid CRASHES out of the shower and scares the pissing wimpy kid. this frightens wimpy kid and causes him to piss all over Brother and we see his piss stream strike the Brother. this is just gross. how is this a kids film.
  7. The Goode Family's Avatar
    "a janitor would clean it up?"

    well the next scene is a janitor sweepin up the b-ball court and he sees the cheese and leaves! fire this janitor. what a crap head.
  8. The Goode Family's Avatar
    greg signs up for wrestling because he wants to be in the yearbook. turns out its like greco roman stuff and he gets beat up. this was a good use of 10 minutes of the film. also the montage of him getting beaten is set to superfreak for some reason. not really music i associate with 11 year olds getting their asses kicked. but ok.
  9. The Goode Family's Avatar
    im 40 minutes into this movie and istill dont know the plot. is it just the wacky escapades of the wimpy kid? i mean i guess the book is kinda free form but you should be able to mould a plot of it. here it's like the only thing i sorta get is that greg wants 2 be loved. thats not even good and nothing has even progressed, just kinda shenanigans. i really have little to say about this. zzz.
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    anyway. wimpy kid and rowley go trick or treating. they run into hooligans who spray them with water. really WATER. is this your dastardly prank. anyway rowley is goin as a knight and he holds up his shield and blocks the water. what a hero. this has taken up 10 minutes of screentime. what's the fuckin point
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    the next day Wimpy Kid signs up to be a part of the SAFETY PATROL. chloe grace moretz shows up and reprimands him for trying to be popular. i don't get it. why does she keep appearing. no one fuckin likes her.
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    rowley signs up to be in the safety patrol too! while Wimpy Kid and rowley are walkin a group of kids home. the hooligans from earlier show up. they hide. whats the fuckin point of this scene. i hate this stupid boring movie.
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    next scene is winter! rowley rides down a snow hill on some weird bike thing. wimpy kid throws a football at him. he falls off and breaks his arm. wowee. poor guy. this movie is so boring. like i actually hate it and am mad.
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    rowleys broken hand makes him popular. I GUESS. wimpy kid tries to ape rowleys popularity by wrapping his hand up and saying he has an infection. hey im 55 minutes in. when does shit go down. cmon.
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    wimpy kid learns some dude who draws comics for the school paper has mono and is quitting the paper. so he applies to draw a comic. i bet it will be bad. because you see, this movie is bad. ha ha ha. you can stop reading this if you want, it wont get better.
  16. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so wimpy kid walks home kids again. and we literally have the exact same scene from above where he dodges hooligans. is this movie just running out the clock or something? this is baffling.
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    he gets caught hiding the neighbors and since he's wearing rowleys GETUP for some reason rowley gets fired from safety patrol. oh no. this will surely tear them apart. well now that we're an HOUR into this movie sure am glad they gave us some conflict!!!
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    their friendship is broken up. this is so sad. they had a lot of memorable moments together. i think. i kinda forget lol
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    rowley makes a new friend Colin. colin looks like a white supremacist. maybe just some insanely nerdy white kid. but i'm mad. anyway rowley takes this too far probably, he gets BEST FRIENDS shirts with both their faces on em. who would wear such a thing. that's just creepy.
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    wimpy kid tries to win back Love by auditioning for the school play The Wizard Of Oz. he sings TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART and stuns the teacher who's played by that one advice columnist from Perfect Strangers (TV series). anyway wimpy kid is given the Short Shrift and is assigned the role of Tree. hahaha fuck you kid!!! you deserve it!!!
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