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diary of a wimpy kid

Rating: 4 votes, 4.00 average.
i am gonna watch diary of a wimpy kid
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  1. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wow this is a 75th anniversary 20th Century Fox film. how exciting
  2. The Goode Family's Avatar
    The audio on my copy of this film is horrible. theres a mild boop noise every three or so seconds. im too lazy to PURCHASE another copy so im just gonna bear with this one. but if i seem overly cranky you know why.
  3. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so the older brother is wakin up the wimpy kid and the wimpy kid is in his fucking underwear and nothing else. wtf. isn't this kid like 12. how creepy.
  4. The Goode Family's Avatar
    thw wimpy kid is gonna be late for school! oh no. he eats cereal halariously by pouring it from the box into his mouth. how wacky. but also disgusting because now there's definitely cereal everywhere. gross.
  5. The Goode Family's Avatar
    Father Wimpy Kid crashes into the room and is like What on earth is goin on. wimpy kid is like oh i'm getting ready for school but it turns out it's night outside!! wow Brother Wimpy Kid pranked wimpy kid good. also when they show you an exterior shot there's an owl sitting on a tree and it's the fakest looking owl i ever did see.
  6. pax's Avatar
    I remember this movie better than the other ones you've reviewed, so this ought to be good.
  7. The Goode Family's Avatar
    Wimpy Kid is like This is a prank by Brother Wimpy Kid. Brother Wimpy Kid went back to sleep though, so his parents don't believe him! wow Brother Wimpy Kid is a criminal mastermind,
  8. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok the opening credits have animated drawings like the books that i haven't read because i'm not a fuckin nerd. they're also set to this baffling peanuts-esque piano score. sorry diary of a wimpy kid is not nearly wholesome enough to earn that.
  9. The Goode Family's Avatar
    so this movie is a COLOR FORCE production. i looked up COLOR FORCE because never heard of it and its productions are the hunger games movies, the diary of a wimpy kid movies, and Dolphin Tale 2. which. okay.
  10. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so Wimpy Kid appears via greenscreen in front of a drawing. he explains that his DIARY is actually a journal. he says this because his DIARY is a red book where the cover only says DIARY and nothing else. who would buy such a boring book and more importantly why would one even exist. and why does he even care about callin it a diary! he says he's writing in it because when he's rich and famous he wants to be able to give this to his Adoring Fans so he doesn't have to answer questions about his childhood. fucking narcissist.
  11. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the Wimpy Kid breaks the fourth wall and is like I ALWAYS FIGURED THEY'D MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE, BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D START HERE!! so if this movie is in-universe about a REAL 10 year old, why is he blathering about how "one day" he'll be rich and famous. if you're 10 and you have a movie about you you're probably rich and famous??
  12. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so we're out of the credits. the wimpy kid walks out of his bedroom and Shirtless Brother Wimpy Kid immediately assaults him by smothering him in his armpit. why.
  13. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid eats breakfast while his three year old brother sits on a toilet next to him and pisses and opens his mouth full of chewed up food. i shut the movie off,
  14. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid goes to middle school. its his first day! how nice. also his middle school looks like a palace. every middle/high school in every movie looks like a palace. mine IRL were dumps. where's the representation
  15. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kids best friend Rowley appears. rowley is a nerd wearing a dress. id slap him probably.
  16. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid is in gym class. theres some disgustin kid who lifts his shirt and he has a gross mole. i thought this movie was going to be relatable to me, a 10-year-old, but instead it's just disgusting.
  17. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid is put in the SKINS group in gym class. this is the second time he's been shirtless in the first ten minutes. fucking disgraceful.
  18. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the PE teacher is like we're gonna play GLADIATOR and we just cut to a scene where the kids are tackling and beating each other up. is this a real game. what's the objective. seems pretty violent, report this teacher.
  19. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the Wimpy Kid and rowley hide under the bleachers. they run into chloe grace moretz. shes waxing philosophical about school being an intellectual wasteland. pre deep.
  20. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    why would you intentionally watch this film
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