Than Wyenn Memorial Productions

so the only logo this movie has is for some company called EUROPACORP. what is that. never heard of it in my dang life. probably a hoax to make bootleg movies.

opening credits. lol i forgot barry sonnenfeld directed this. kinda hilarious.

we get a look at kevin spacey. he's skydiving out of the fakest plane i've ever seen in my dang life. and when he jumps out of the plane you see him hover over the city and it looks so freakin bad. this movie is already asylum quality and i'm like two minutes in. cant believe this BS

holy cow the writing credit comes up and this movie has FIVE writers (two pairs and one solo). what on earth

ok so he skydives and lands on top of a building and we learn kevin spacey's some crazy rich billionaire in this universe opening a huge tower. the press are waiting on top of this building and kevin spacey goes like THIS TOWER IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST TOWER IN NORTH AMERICA but some press lady is like ACTUALLY, CHICAGO IS BUILDING A BIGGER TOWER BY 60 FEET and he Flips

ok so kevin spacey continues to bitch and moan about this tower and his employees are like WAAAA and im like barely paying attention because he isn't a cat yet

kevin spacey goes home to his Beloved Wife jennifer garner. jennifer garner rips into him for being a Busy Man. kevin spacey is like LOL Im rich. kevin spacey has a daughter named rebecca and it's her birthday soon. ZZzzZZz when does he become a cat fuck this borin shit

ok so kevin spacey asks his daughter what she wants for his birthday. she wants a CAT! woo its happening.

kevin spacey asks his board members if he should really buy the cat. turns out he doesn't want to because he hates cats. i smell shenanigans.

oh so kevin spacey has an ex-wife, played by cheryl hines. she shows up at rebeccas birthday party and takes a few shots at jennifer garner. very necessary and good character.

kevin spacey speeds through manhattan trying to find a pet shop. i'm no new york expert, but isn't manhattan full of traffic? meanwhile this goober doesn't even hit a red light. SMH

also he is an astonishingly bad driver. he's constantly switching lanes to pass slow vehicles, turns with no accuracy at all, and is definitely breaking the speed limit. if this guy is so high profile, how has no one called out the fact that he's driving like a maniac.

kevin spacey arrives at PURRKINS PET SHOP owned by christopher walken. this is like exactly a ripoff of his character in CLICK (film). it's kinda crazy lol

kevin spacey sees in christopher walkens Creepy Pet Shop that chicagos building will officially be taller. he freaks, buys a cat and bowl, and runs. uh-oh!!!

kevin spacey charges up to the roof of his formerly tallest building and argues with IAN (some manager guy) over the size of the building in chicago. meanwhile a thunderstorm is brewing. uh-oh!!!

lightning strikes the roof and kevin spacey and the cat are knocked backwards. he grabs onto a rail with one hand and the cat with the other. ian is EVIL and doesn't help him back up and he falls. he strikes some scaffolding and is thrown into a window and blacks out. sounds like hijinks are going to ensue.

kevin spacey comes to in the hospital only to find out that The Real Kevin Spacey is in a coma and now his conscious is in the cat. no one can understand his meowing. very sad.

IAN is in the hospital and yeah he's the movie's bad guy because he goes I TRIED TO HELP HIM UP BUT I COULDNT!! what an asshole this ian guy is. hope he goes to jail or something.

christopher walken shows up in the hospital and starts talking to Kevin Spacey Cat. apparently christopher walken is a Cat Whisperer who is the only one who can understand Kevin Spacey Cat. christopher walken tells him that he has to reevaluate his life to get back into his comatose body, which bahahahaha. is this really the best they could do for a movie in 2016? thats like every movie ever. anyway.