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fat albert (film)

Rating: 2 votes, 4.50 average.
i am gonna watch fat albert (film)


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    before we start i would like to say this was a request by the homie, Rem. me and rem have our disagreements but i know a good liveblog when i see one. so yeah!
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    SO the movie begins animated as the credits roll and the credits are in Comic Sans and if you want to bitch at this movie for that feel free but i really don't care so i'm not gonna.
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    animated kenan thompson fat albert is singing a song about how much fun you're gonna have with the Gang. there's a really good joke where one of the Gang's pants falls down. there's no reason for it, they just fall down. i guess that's a real danger in this world.
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    ok the movie isn't animated anymore. i thought this movie was like, half-animated. or maybe it's not over yet. anyway pretty bizarre.
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    now we're at a live action scene at a school and there's bill cosby's credit. i promise not to care about his involvement, because you really don't wanna read that. (cosby is still a fuckin loser though.)
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    hahaha aaron carter is in this movie. as is omarion. i love crossover music acts. btw this movie has revealed to me that omarion's last name is Grandberry which i enjoy very much.
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    we get introduced to kyla pratt's character whose name is Doris and i don't believe for a second that anyone born after like 1940 has this name and kyla pratt is like 18 in this movie so try again.
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    someone named LAURIE appears and asks Doris to go get ice cream. doris mumbles something about Forgetting Her Track Shoes to turn her down. wow what a total square.
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    ok so the credits are still rolling. this movie has both Kyla Pratt and Keri Lynn Pratt in it. boy those names sure are similar, don't put two people with such similar names in your movie, i might get tripped up a bit.
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    Oh man, this movie used to be a childhood favorite of mine. Super hyped.
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    speaking of which here comes Keri Lynn Pratt and another girl to talk to Laurie because she's really really popular and DORIS isn't. they tell her about a hip and happenin' party goin' down after school. they see doris and Grimace a bit because she's not popular. also the other girl is played by someone named Alice Greczyn, and jesus christ Greczyn sure is word salad as a surname.
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    Keri Lynn Pratt and Alice Greczyn run off. if they were given names in the movie i sure didn't notice. then laurie bothers doris about going to the party, and is like "man only a LOSER wouldn't go to this party!" wow what a backhanded compliment Asshole
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    omarion appears and goes up to laurie and is like Hey Baby Come To The Party and laurie turns him down. they name omarion's character Reggie but nah he's omarion. also omarion is standing next to some huge dude who makes him look like a little kid. is omarion really that short! further research required.
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    doris runs on home and finds a letter from her parents saying that they're gonna be away for a while. also we learn that lauri (they spell it that way on the letter WHOOPS) is her foster sister! who knew. not me until the movie told me. hope i'm not a dumb.
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    also bill cosby's executive producer credit gives his name as WILLIAM H. COSBY JR fuckin kill me now
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    doris turns on an episode of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids where fat albert tells some girl not to quit school. doris sheds One tear and it lands on the tv remote and this opens up a portal where the animated people in fat albert land can hear her and see her. huh.
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    fat albert attempts to leap through the tv screen and gets stuck and doris starts beating him up with pillows. rude af!
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    fat albert eventually frees himself and now he's live action kenan thompson. soon the rest of the gang leap through the tv and into the real world too. now there's just real fat albert & the gang standing around in the living room. you know i don't think DORIS is the first person to ever cry on a tv remote before!
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    doris enters another room to get drinks and then live action fat albert & the gang soon follow, spooking her when they suddenly appear as she turns around. she rightfully asks them how they didn't make a single noise. fat albert tells her to stfu
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    fat albert and the gang are Amazed by soda can tab openers. are soda can tab openers really so recent that the fat albert crew would never have heard of them! they sing for a bit after opening them and then lay the drinks down on the table without even touching them. what a waste.
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