Than Wyenn Memorial Productions

ugh this is one of those movies where the 20th century fox logo pans up to reveal that CELEBRATING 75 YEARS thing. fuck off

so after the pleasant surprise that was yogi bear this movie has 55 seconds of logos. ok

good luck torm

the first scene is in a high school and the first line is "HIGH SCHOOL? LOOK FAMILIAR? BEING A TEEN CAN BE ROUGH" and now i'm wondering if i got the wrong film

ok never mind we cut to marmaduke on a farm where he rips a Radar Dish off from his head. whatta dick u need those to live

we get introduced to "The Fam" (movie's words not mine)

the teenage girl likes 2 talk on the phone and the little boy likes to play video games didnt see that coming

lee pace plays the Patriarch. he tries to give marmaduke a bath and marmaduke runs away. what a wacky dog!

lee pace talks to his Wive, judy greer, that he got a promotion. lee pace wants to rip the family out from their Nice Kansas Home and move to california. judy greer is all like PLEASE NO

lee pace eventually convinces her and they kiss passionately and then marmaduke Fart. lol,

george lopez plays the family cat who bitches at marmaduke for eating waffles too fast

george lopez cat tells marmaduke that lee pace told him they're moving to Orange County (film)

marmaduke watch The OC (show) to prepare for the move. george lopez cat sees a woman and is like Oh She's Fine

there's some weird scene where marmaduke and george lopez cat eat meatballs while in a moving crate, and it turns out there are sedatives in the meatballs, and then on the plane to california there's some 2-second drug trip scene... which just ends. ok

the background music when the plane touches down is just some dude saying CALIFORNIAAAAAAA many times over an acoustic guitar

marmaduke: THIS HOUSE HAS GOT AN OCEAN VIEW, AND A POOL, AND THE GRASS IS SOOOO GREEN

ok i promise no more drought jokes but cmon

marmaduke and lee pace drive to meet lee pace's new boss

yup, and there's California Love. god i swear this song was solely written just to be played in movies set in california

lee pace's new boss wants to meet him in the dog park. because he works for a dog food company you see... no actually that still doesn't make sense. don't those places have offices

lee pace's new boss is played by william h. macy. first thing he does is cum because of how beautiful marmaduke is