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A Day in the Life of an FBI Agent episode 3

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The detective put his hand into the running sink." mm yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep mm-mm" he moaned as the water ran into his hand. "Sink's cursed, I'm pre sure. Might be something in the faucet." the detective said. The homeowner asked, "How can you be totally sure?" The detective ran his hand under again. The sink seemed to function without issue as far as the homeowner could see. They were beginning to wonder why this detective was here. He wasn't hired by them nor were they aware of any issue with their completely functional sink. The detective slunk away from the house, leaving behind an envelope on the counter. The homeowner tried to alert him of this, but it was too late for him to hear. So the homeowner opened up the envelope and inside was a letter, handwritten, saying nothing but "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ". Unable to make heads or tails of this jumbled nonsense of letters and symbols, the homeowner promptly threw it in the trash.

Later, back at The Lair of the Detective, the detective is pleasuring himself to a video on-line. Mid way thru the video he yelled "OH CRAP" and realized he left his important letter on the counter of the homeowner. He was terribly mad at himself because it contained what was said to be the key to renewing his friendship with Javier, his former friend whom he had a falling out with for stealing his lightbulbs too many times. Now he was hopeful he would be able to reunite with him, but since he cannot read the contents, he may forever be doomed to a life without a friend.

Updated 11-10-2015 at 07:08 PM by Sam

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  1. pilcrow's Avatar
    I have been gypped

    where are ep 1 and ep 2!!!!
  2. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
  3. pilcrow's Avatar
    dam how'd you Roll me twice like that
  4. BuyMyCereal's Avatar
    So the homeowner opened up the envelope and inside was a letter, handwritten, saying nothing but "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ".
    Son of a motherfuck.
  5. OldSchoolerSimpsons's Avatar
    Well, he could just go back and get the letter?
  6. Sam's Avatar
    he didnt know where he left it and it was thrown away. this story is rock solid dont try to find flaws in it