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Jack And Jill (2011)

Rating: 2 votes, 5.00 average.
Jack Sadelstein has his normal tranquil life turned upside down when his twin sister Jill arrives for visit. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.

Updated 10-08-2015 at 07:54 AM by Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat

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  1. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    it starts with twins discussing being twins

    i'm pretty sure these are all played by the same actors/actresses too
  2. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    opening credits are a montage of clips of jack+jill as children through the years set to "I Got You Babe"

    jill farts in a bathtub for a good ten seconds during this
  3. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    regis philbin is starring in a pepto bismol commercial as this starts, presumably to subtly remind the viewers how to fix the stomach troubles this movie causes
  4. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    there is a fuckin cart of pepto bismols aimed right at the camera in this scene for zero reason. outside of the commercial's shot
  5. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    "tell jill that she...has nice shoes" good advice Wife
  6. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    cut to a sleeping mexican in an empty airport to introduce Jill at the airport

    note to the unfamiliar: these are both played by adam sandler
  7. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jill has a bird played by adam sandler

    disappointingly the car is not played by adam sandler
  8. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jill (adam sandler) gives literally the worst performance i have seen in a major movie while trying to get Jack (adam sandler) in bed with her
  9. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jack (adam sandler)'s child got a green belt and Jill (adam sandler) is shocked and offended she was not told as if this is life-changing news
  10. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jack (adam sandler)'s other child is taping a turkey to his chest

    nobody points it out so i'm left to assume this is a thing he does regularly
  11. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jack (adam sandler) and Jill (adam sandler) are two adults that share a secret language
  12. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    i could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure Jill just called a man al qaeda because he looked homeless
  13. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Al Pacino has a nervous breakdown in a theatre show because people didn't shut off their phones

    he barely even yells and we're supposed to treat this like it's the end of his career
  14. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    "Jay Leno better watch his back!" - Jack after his gardener does an impression of a tree and yells "I'm kiiiidding I'm kiiidding"
  15. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jill made a horse collapse because she weighs too much

    the other kid bikes around with a hamster taped to his back

    this movie is really bad you guys
  16. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    OOP we're on price is right now why the hell not
  17. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jill knocks herself out trying to spin the wheel
  18. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    meanwhile Jack is at home watching the masterpiece that is Scarface
  19. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jill somehow manages to fly a jetski into a tree out of Jack's pool

    the cg is about as bad as you'd expect

    this scene means nothing and is not funny in any way
  20. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    Jack and Jill both fart in a movie theatre marking fart joke #2 of the movie

    much less than i was expecting
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