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  1. Actual Lines from Zoolander 2

    by , 05-30-2016 at 02:30 AM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)
    Jack Ryan and Jack Reacher! Tonight's gonna be a total jack off!

    Hashtag... oops!

    You and SpongeBob were my biggest influence ever!

    This movie was so fucking funny that I pissed myself laughing. Especially at that first line. Best joke of 2016.
  2. Regarding my old username

    by , 05-16-2016 at 02:15 AM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)
    So about a week ago Jay found one of my old posts from my previous account when I was 12 and posted it on his Masterpiece Theatre series. That really caught me off-guard at first, but it wasn't too long before I started to laugh at how crazy the whole thing was. None of you may have thought "Why would BMC chose such a weird and borderline pedo username?", but I'll remsplain it anyways.

    It was some weird Simpsons reference that I thought of on the top of my head and I chose ...
  3. Goodbye NHL

    by , 05-13-2016 at 04:06 PM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)
    I've decided that I am leaving the NHL forever, at least under my actual name. I am doing this because I know most people are tired of me and everything I do. I will continue to lurk the stadium when no one is looking, and I may even return some day; however, I will disguise myself as a different hockey player. I have changed my birth name to random nonsense, so I couldn't remember it if I tried.

    I know a few people will miss me, and you do mean a lot to me. However, most just hate ...
  4. Novelty Hats

    by , 05-11-2016 at 08:43 PM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)
    I'm probably late to the novelty hats gravy train too, but whatever.

  5. Mittens

    by , 05-08-2016 at 03:01 AM (BMC's Weak Blog with a Weak Title)