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  1. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 12

    by , 11-13-2015 at 07:59 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Musical ep today! from fan favorite episode Flaming Moe But Not Moe's Tho:

    ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
    ♪ Not literally ♪
    ♪ It means that I'm happy post-coitally ♪
    ♪ It was on a school night ♪

    Skinner! That song needed no lyrical improvement.

    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:25 PM by pilcrow

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  2. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 11

    by , 11-12-2015 at 07:48 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Moms I'd Like to Forget (s22) teaching anatomy to audiences worldwide. now that,,s education



    -You call that a scar?! This is a scar!
    -That's your bellybutton. Everybody's got one.

    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:26 PM by pilcrow

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  3. Actual Modern vs. Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 10

    by , 11-10-2015 at 09:32 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    That's right, Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes is jumping on the bandwagon of the latest vs. blog fad!





    We're unbalanced! It's not fair!

    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:26 PM by pilcrow

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  4. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 9

    by , 11-09-2015 at 07:45 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Merry Christmas from Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes! today's ep brought to you by The Fight Before Christmas:

    -All aboard the Polar Express! Direct service to the North Pole, with stops at Candy Cane Corners, Sugarplum Square, Jack Frost Junction, Fa-La-La-La Lane, Nutcracker Street, and Hanukkah Heights.

    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:26 PM by pilcrow

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  5. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 9

    by , 11-06-2015 at 07:46 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    I shed two tears when I saw them skip Elementary School Musical. however I have retracted those two tears for future use because they're airing it today!!

    -We're the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors.
    -You said counselors twice.
    -We do a lot of counseling.
    -Yeah, but we don't do twice as much counseling.
    -Well, don't question me in front of the children!
    -She can't hear us, we're stage whispering.
    ...

    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:27 PM by pilcrow

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