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  1. 5. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #2

    by , 01-05-2018 at 10:30 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Wow two Selman eps in a row! We are truly blessed to have so much rather tolerable television. This ep's story was literally a Saturday morning cartoon plot though. Anyway please enjoy this nonsensical and rather racist cameo from CBG's wife:



    I have acted shamefully. I must commit furry cosplay.




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  2. 4. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #1

    by , 01-05-2018 at 12:05 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Oh you thought this was over, but it's back baby. Our journey starts with The Serfsons, which hey frankly isn't too bad. Matt Selman still carrying this show on his back it seems. Fortunately it still brings us this nonsensical joke:



    You can't nap my kid! That's kidnapping!

    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:20 PM by pilcrow

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  3. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 15

    by , 11-27-2015 at 07:59 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    As season 22 nears its end with 500 Keys, we would like to thank you, loyal reader.

    -You know anything about Bus 23?
    -Whoa, Goldilocks! You best be leaving those bowls of porridge alone.
    -There's only one bed that's just right for me, the bed with the truth in it. Which is probably the third one.

    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:24 PM by pilcrow

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  4. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 14

    by , 11-26-2015 at 08:00 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    -This dame is really into you!
    -She sure is. This morning I got to second base...

















































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    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:25 PM by pilcrow

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  5. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes Season 2 Episode 13

    by , 11-23-2015 at 08:07 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Love is a Many Strangled Thing dishes out a triple slam:



    "If you were a biathlete, I'd say "stick to skiing."




    "You couldn't get in the door of Random House if your name was Bennett Cerf III."




    "Well, I'll pass that on to
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    Updated 01-05-2018 at 03:25 PM by pilcrow

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