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  1. 13. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #8

    by , 01-13-2018 at 11:40 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    man I just don't have anything to say about uh Grampy Can Ya Hear Me. the music from BLEEDING FINGERS was particularly egregious I guess. sounds like it's ripped outta some video game. anyway here's a real knee slapper from the planetarium scene, absolutely necessary exposition dialogue included:



    Woo-hoo! 182!


    Homer, that's your weight on the moon.
  2. 11. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #7

    by , 01-12-2018 at 12:03 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    wow that CGI in Treehouse of Horror XXVIMDIXVCXIDX sure was some lowest bidder shit. between that and firing Alf they must be depleting their billions quickly. anyway here's some good old-fashioned 2D cringe from the segment where Homer eats himself:



    Actually, I've become a bit of a me-gan. Do you have any spaghetti with my-balls? Uh, meatballs?
  3. 10. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #6

    by , 01-10-2018 at 04:57 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    aaaand we're back with Whistler's Father. wow this one was utterly nonsensical. like, more so than usual.



    Go ahead, but my blood's turned to bile from watching Fox News.




    RIP vulture and RIP Fox News after this devastating own
  4. 7. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #4

    by , 01-07-2018 at 08:47 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    good god I could probably blog through the entire year with Haw Haw Land alone. At least my profile pic would be relevant though.



    *randomly breaks into song*
    ♪ On a playground I tripped ♪


    ♪ Then I saw you and flipped ♪


    -He used "flipped" with a double meaning!
    ...
  5. 6. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #3

    by , 01-07-2018 at 12:54 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    Well I got 365 days to kill here so I'm gonna make sure every horrible joke gets the time it deserves. so here's part 2 of the Springfield Splendor entry featuring the fan favorite Homer whisper:

    She wants us to make a sequel!


    That's like a prequel but in the future.
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