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  1. 22. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #13

    by , 01-23-2018 at 12:17 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    oh ok I see why people liked GONE BOY oh wait hold on Sideshow Bob literally changes his mind and stops his evil plan what the hell. anyway here's some dialogue from two boys who are about to die:

    -Wow! For a 50-year-old missile, it's in terrific shape!
    -Shut up!
    -I'm a kid who appreciates things that last.


    And with that we wrap up another batch of Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes. till the return ...
  2. 19. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #12

    by , 01-20-2018 at 01:11 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    lol at the nostalgia circlejerk of MR LISA'S OPUS being the well-received episode of the season. anyway I am convinced this scene only exists so @Financial Panther can learn Luigi's birthday:

    And all was well, until the next year, when they forgot [my birthday] again. I mean, really, two in a row? Even Luigi remembers it.


    Well, we have-a the same-a birthday. Makes it easy.
  3. 18. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #11

    by , 01-18-2018 at 11:26 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    the climax of SINGIN IN THE LANE was literally Bart deciding not to throw a cheeseburger at Lisa. you cannot make this shit up folks.

    I can't bowl no more. I got beer-pull tunnel syndrome.


    *very comical wailing*


    Another, please.
    *further extremely comical wailing*
    ...
  4. 17. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #10

    by , 01-18-2018 at 12:45 AM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    THE OLD BLUE MAYOR SHE AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE should honestly be egregious enough for a standalone blog but eh whatever I'm feelin generous so have this:



    I am not a whale! I am a man with blubber and several harpoon scars!




    *shitty whale noises*
    ...
  5. 14. Actual Modern Simpsons Quotes: The Revival #9

    by , 01-14-2018 at 08:40 PM (2018 but I shitpost my way through it)
    love to become a Genious by learning cursive or whatever the hell that ending was. anyway:

    Professor Frink, your stupid test ruined my son's life!


    Hey, that test is like a son to me. I raised it from a quiz!
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