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  1. Egg's Avatar
    Brilliant as ever.
  2. pax's Avatar
    Sweet, I was wondering if you'd do the rest. I look forward to them.
  3. The Goode Family's Avatar
    also yes im gonna watch the other two be warned or dont read them if you didnt like this one:O
  4. The Goode Family's Avatar
    for my final thoughts i refer to this comment on the site iwatched this on
  5. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the credits are set to a song by FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS gah
  6. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok im gonna wrap this shit up. rowley approaches greg and is like yo i left my racing game at your house let me come get it. greg tells him to go fuck himself. a fight starts but then the hooligans from earlier come to the school. why are these hooligans so obsessed with literally 10 year olds? everyone clears out except greg and rowley, and the hooligans make rowley eat the gross cheese from earlier. when the HOOLIGANS flee at the sight of a teacher everyone comes back out and greg takes credit for eating the cheese. rowley befriends him for takin that fall and now they learn popularity isnt everything. THE END
  7. The Goode Family's Avatar
    there's some mother-son dance scene where rowley and his mom dance to INTERGALACTIC and i just dont care. hey only 20 minutes left. fuckin nice
  8. The Goode Family's Avatar
    on the night of the play greg fucks up and fails to perform his duties as Tree adequately and this causes a huge fight to break out. this hurts wimpy kids popularity. is this when he learns popularity isnt everything or whatever because i just want this movie to end.
  9. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid tries to win back Love by auditioning for the school play The Wizard Of Oz. he sings TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART and stuns the teacher who's played by that one advice columnist from Perfect Strangers (TV series). anyway wimpy kid is given the Short Shrift and is assigned the role of Tree. hahaha fuck you kid!!! you deserve it!!!
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    rowley makes a new friend Colin. colin looks like a white supremacist. maybe just some insanely nerdy white kid. but i'm mad. anyway rowley takes this too far probably, he gets BEST FRIENDS shirts with both their faces on em. who would wear such a thing. that's just creepy.
  11. The Goode Family's Avatar
    their friendship is broken up. this is so sad. they had a lot of memorable moments together. i think. i kinda forget lol
  12. The Goode Family's Avatar
    he gets caught hiding the neighbors and since he's wearing rowleys GETUP for some reason rowley gets fired from safety patrol. oh no. this will surely tear them apart. well now that we're an HOUR into this movie sure am glad they gave us some conflict!!!
  13. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so wimpy kid walks home kids again. and we literally have the exact same scene from above where he dodges hooligans. is this movie just running out the clock or something? this is baffling.
  14. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid learns some dude who draws comics for the school paper has mono and is quitting the paper. so he applies to draw a comic. i bet it will be bad. because you see, this movie is bad. ha ha ha. you can stop reading this if you want, it wont get better.
  15. The Goode Family's Avatar
    rowleys broken hand makes him popular. I GUESS. wimpy kid tries to ape rowleys popularity by wrapping his hand up and saying he has an infection. hey im 55 minutes in. when does shit go down. cmon.
  16. The Goode Family's Avatar
    next scene is winter! rowley rides down a snow hill on some weird bike thing. wimpy kid throws a football at him. he falls off and breaks his arm. wowee. poor guy. this movie is so boring. like i actually hate it and am mad.
  17. The Goode Family's Avatar
    rowley signs up to be in the safety patrol too! while Wimpy Kid and rowley are walkin a group of kids home. the hooligans from earlier show up. they hide. whats the fuckin point of this scene. i hate this stupid boring movie.
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    the next day Wimpy Kid signs up to be a part of the SAFETY PATROL. chloe grace moretz shows up and reprimands him for trying to be popular. i don't get it. why does she keep appearing. no one fuckin likes her.
  19. The Goode Family's Avatar
    anyway. wimpy kid and rowley go trick or treating. they run into hooligans who spray them with water. really WATER. is this your dastardly prank. anyway rowley is goin as a knight and he holds up his shield and blocks the water. what a hero. this has taken up 10 minutes of screentime. what's the fuckin point
  20. The Goode Family's Avatar
    im 40 minutes into this movie and istill dont know the plot. is it just the wacky escapades of the wimpy kid? i mean i guess the book is kinda free form but you should be able to mould a plot of it. here it's like the only thing i sorta get is that greg wants 2 be loved. thats not even good and nothing has even progressed, just kinda shenanigans. i really have little to say about this. zzz.