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  1. The Goode Family's Avatar
    kevin drives his Car up to school (its some hideous color too, one half is red and the other half is... some bluish monstrosity, hope his Peers beat him up because of his shitty automobile) and parks in an awkward spot thats way close to school and we see a sign that says DISABLED PARKING and then kevin walks up to the sign and Removes the DISABLED PARKING sign and underneath it somehow is a sign that says VISITOR PARKING. literally what. why is there a sign that says visitor parking underneath the disabled parking sign. and like wouldn't people immediately notice this ugly as shit car just parked in some inconvenient location and go this aint right, especially the Faculty who would probably know it's meant to be a disabled parking sign. i'm guessing they're setting him up to be the titular Liar but these lies do not even make a lick of sense.
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    coincidentally this movie is directed by a BLOKE named ron oliver. this is funny as it is a similar name to rob oliver who directed the episode of the simpsons i previously mentioned. (i dunno actually. i'm just guessing. he in all likelihood probably did not direct it.)
  3. The Goode Family's Avatar
    hey this movie is writter by the writer of famed Simpsons episode PAY PAL. you know, PAY PAL that one ep where some shit truly went down. also i think he's the same guy that wrote those american pie sequels on Home Video. i dunno. the point is... i don't have a point. fuck u bitch
  4. The Goode Family's Avatar
    so he pastes some article from the internet into a word document and writes BY KEVIN on it. this kid is a moron if he thinks people are gonna fall for this, but that first scene with all the gizmos showed him to be Smart AF. i dont get this movie already.
  5. The Goode Family's Avatar
    kevin Rushes over to the computer and starts typing and the computer screen is so fake like the text appears way faster than he types and the mouse movements are extremely clean and smooth. this is like 90-levels of special effects.
  6. The Goode Family's Avatar
    his dads all like DID U FINISH UR HOMEWORK and the kids like HELL YEA I FINISHED IT and the dad leaves and the kids like O SNAP I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK!! out loud. no kid behaves like this, this child would just take the damn L. at least i would.
  7. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the opening scene is some kid Kevin being late for school. his dad hassles him and we see he has all kind of gadgets in his room, including one that puts on his sweater. what sort of idiot builds a Contraption to do something as simple as putting on a sweater. it's literally like, the least difficult piece of clothing to put on. fuck u u chump kid, hope that sweater device strangles u.
  8. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the opening credits have absolutely atrocious video game graphics. like it kicks off with a LOADING bar. very sad that screenwriters when it comes to video games still live in the goshdarn stone age.
  9. The Goode Family's Avatar
    this movie has the regular Universal logo at the start which is quite sad as this is a direct to video release. way to besmirch the good name of The Grandiose Universal Logo by wasting it on this movie which no one has watched.
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  11. The Goode Family's Avatar
    too soon 2015 me
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  13. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    more like FARTS LAKE P**P
    (sorry for the obscenities)
  14. skully the poltergeist's Avatar
    that woman simply cant comprehend the blur
  15. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    (whisperinghill is pronounced as Take A Peak in this scenario)
  16. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    sure do wish i could whisperinghill at that house
  17. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    (ches is pronounced as Take in this scenario)
  18. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    sure do wish i could chesapeake at that house
  19. closeface's Avatar
    can't wait for Rodrick Rules
  20. Ryan's Avatar