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  1. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok the opening credits have animated drawings like the books that i haven't read because i'm not a fuckin nerd. they're also set to this baffling peanuts-esque piano score. sorry diary of a wimpy kid is not nearly wholesome enough to earn that.
  2. The Goode Family's Avatar
    Wimpy Kid is like This is a prank by Brother Wimpy Kid. Brother Wimpy Kid went back to sleep though, so his parents don't believe him! wow Brother Wimpy Kid is a criminal mastermind,
  3. pax's Avatar
    I remember this movie better than the other ones you've reviewed, so this ought to be good.
  4. The Goode Family's Avatar
    Father Wimpy Kid crashes into the room and is like What on earth is goin on. wimpy kid is like oh i'm getting ready for school but it turns out it's night outside!! wow Brother Wimpy Kid pranked wimpy kid good. also when they show you an exterior shot there's an owl sitting on a tree and it's the fakest looking owl i ever did see.
  5. The Goode Family's Avatar
    thw wimpy kid is gonna be late for school! oh no. he eats cereal halariously by pouring it from the box into his mouth. how wacky. but also disgusting because now there's definitely cereal everywhere. gross.
  6. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so the older brother is wakin up the wimpy kid and the wimpy kid is in his fucking underwear and nothing else. wtf. isn't this kid like 12. how creepy.
  7. The Goode Family's Avatar
    The audio on my copy of this film is horrible. theres a mild boop noise every three or so seconds. im too lazy to PURCHASE another copy so im just gonna bear with this one. but if i seem overly cranky you know why.
  8. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wow this is a 75th anniversary 20th Century Fox film. how exciting
  9. goodfella's Avatar
    would be good for the forum
  10. pax's Avatar
    I'm kind of surprised no-one's used that name yet
  11. Telso's Avatar
    Sup my pal @Frosty
    Hows live going since 2005
  12. Grifty McGrift's Avatar
    @Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes
  13. pilcrow's Avatar
    My dad wanted to join under the name "Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes" but I talked it out because it would be embarrassing
  14. 77-X-42's Avatar
    Not all heroes wear capes...
  15. tyler's Avatar
    I cant they're too heavy
  16. comeau's Avatar
    sport utility vehicle
  17. OldSchoolerSimpsons's Avatar
    Who the hell downvoted this brilliance
  18. The Goode Family's Avatar
    So this movie isnt really that bad. yeah i said it and i'd say it again if i had to. it's NOT THAT BAD. its just kind of a generic kids movie that gets really insanely weird at times. it is baffling that this movie was made in 2016 sure but its fine. its like a 2.5/5. go read something else now. shoo. fuck that douchebag ian.
  19. The Goode Family's Avatar
    so kevin spacey and his daughter later return to christopher walken's shop, and it turns out that since kevin spacey cat has Nine Lives, he survived that fuckin falls somehow. anyway they readopt him and :allisgood:. THEND
  20. The Goode Family's Avatar
    robbie amell fires ian. as ian walks away angrily he gets hit by a fucking taxi and - like kevin spacey - gets his conscious into a cat. yikes. oh well im glad, fuck ian!!