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  1. The Goode Family's Avatar
    greg signs up for wrestling because he wants to be in the yearbook. turns out its like greco roman stuff and he gets beat up. this was a good use of 10 minutes of the film. also the montage of him getting beaten is set to superfreak for some reason. not really music i associate with 11 year olds getting their asses kicked. but ok.
  2. The Goode Family's Avatar
    "a janitor would clean it up?"

    well the next scene is a janitor sweepin up the b-ball court and he sees the cheese and leaves! fire this janitor. what a crap head.
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    wimpy kid runs to the bathroom and pisses. brother wimpy kid CRASHES out of the shower and scares the pissing wimpy kid. this frightens wimpy kid and causes him to piss all over Brother and we see his piss stream strike the Brother. this is just gross. how is this a kids film.
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    wimpy kid sneaks into the brothers room to read his yearbook or something. then brother wimpy kid BERSTS in and threatens to kill him. pretty mean. wimpy kid escapes and locks himself in his room. he has to piss but Brother is still waiting to kill him. oh no. stay tuned.
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    wimpy kid and rowley go to wimpy kid's house where brother wimpy kid is unpacking his Band stuff. brother wimpy kid is like Yo You're Gonna Die or something, and then lightly taps a cymbal and then we hear a super loud Percussive Sting anyway. very good stuff.
  6. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    why would anyone request this film be seen by anyone else
  7. The Goode Family's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by kat
    why would you intentionally watch this film
    Ryan request!
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    ok so they flee chloe grace moretz and they discover some piece of cheese on the basketball court. apparently this piece of cheese is really famous because it's been sitting there for years and if you touch it you get the Cheese Touch and then people hate you. i dont really buy that a piece of cheese can sit somewhere outside For Years. a bird would probably eat it or a janitor would clean it up? whatever its gonna be a plot device, who cares.
  9. Two Guys, a Girl, and a kat's Avatar
    why would you intentionally watch this film
  10. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the Wimpy Kid and rowley hide under the bleachers. they run into chloe grace moretz. shes waxing philosophical about school being an intellectual wasteland. pre deep.
  11. The Goode Family's Avatar
    the PE teacher is like we're gonna play GLADIATOR and we just cut to a scene where the kids are tackling and beating each other up. is this a real game. what's the objective. seems pretty violent, report this teacher.
  12. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid is put in the SKINS group in gym class. this is the second time he's been shirtless in the first ten minutes. fucking disgraceful.
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    wimpy kid is in gym class. theres some disgustin kid who lifts his shirt and he has a gross mole. i thought this movie was going to be relatable to me, a 10-year-old, but instead it's just disgusting.
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    wimpy kids best friend Rowley appears. rowley is a nerd wearing a dress. id slap him probably.
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    wimpy kid goes to middle school. its his first day! how nice. also his middle school looks like a palace. every middle/high school in every movie looks like a palace. mine IRL were dumps. where's the representation
  16. The Goode Family's Avatar
    wimpy kid eats breakfast while his three year old brother sits on a toilet next to him and pisses and opens his mouth full of chewed up food. i shut the movie off,
  17. The Goode Family's Avatar
    ok so we're out of the credits. the wimpy kid walks out of his bedroom and Shirtless Brother Wimpy Kid immediately assaults him by smothering him in his armpit. why.
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    the Wimpy Kid breaks the fourth wall and is like I ALWAYS FIGURED THEY'D MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE, BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D START HERE!! so if this movie is in-universe about a REAL 10 year old, why is he blathering about how "one day" he'll be rich and famous. if you're 10 and you have a movie about you you're probably rich and famous??
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    ok so Wimpy Kid appears via greenscreen in front of a drawing. he explains that his DIARY is actually a journal. he says this because his DIARY is a red book where the cover only says DIARY and nothing else. who would buy such a boring book and more importantly why would one even exist. and why does he even care about callin it a diary! he says he's writing in it because when he's rich and famous he wants to be able to give this to his Adoring Fans so he doesn't have to answer questions about his childhood. fucking narcissist.
  20. The Goode Family's Avatar
    so this movie is a COLOR FORCE production. i looked up COLOR FORCE because never heard of it and its productions are the hunger games movies, the diary of a wimpy kid movies, and Dolphin Tale 2. which. okay.