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  1. my struggle: part one of one

    it's nursery. i'm 2 or 3 or 4. one of the younger ages. i'm a free spirit, an individual and dynamite with the ladies. one afternoon, i'm all business in the sandpit. one of my top lady friends approaches me with a tear in her eye indicating crippling existential despair. like her whole understanding of the planet had been challenged.

    i've seen this look before. i inquire into what horrors her hopeless face could possible pertain to. her face like a soggy unexploded firework. her ...
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  2. john fashanu

  3. hamm or hammster?

    i might ignore you but i am going to consult you
    please justify your answer
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  4. Ratings for all the Seinfeld episodes I've seen so far

    The Soup Nazi: fine
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  5. at the start of cars by gary numan, it sounds like someone is saying lolololololololololol