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  1. the poetry of nigel pearson

    Have you been on holiday for six months? Have you been away for six months?

    I think you must have been either head in the clouds or away on holiday or reporting on a different team
    Because if you donít know the answer to that question
    Your question is absolutely unbelievable
    The fact you do not understand where I am coming from
    If you donít know the answer to that question then I think you are an ostrich
    Your head must be in the sand.
    Is ...
  2. star wars

  3. i hereby announce my intention to stand as an mp for the ffa in the nhc general election 2015

    it is a privilege to announce the start of my campaign for this position. i strongly believe that i am the only candidate who has been consistent in their strong stance on nerds, losers and haters.

    my 3 key policy pledges:
    - the abolishment of nerds
    all boarders will be forced to complete tests on the following subjects: alien languages in star trek, characters and their allegiances in game of thrones, some shit about battlestar galactica and computers.
    a passing ...
  4. board, in your darkest moments, remember this

  5. i wanna see this