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  1. Bagel Wars III: Bagelodonian Invasion

    The double agent returned to Donutopolis and told Long John about the plans of Bagelodonia. Long John immediately ordered soldiers to be stationed around Donutopolis and armed them with devices that would remove bagels of their blueberries, raisins, and other items essential to life. Long John also gave his troops Earthifiers, devices that would send the opposition to the planet Earth to be consumed by the vile scum that inhabited the planet.

    The Bagelodonians were alerted of the ...
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  2. Bagel Wars II: The Conflict Escalates

    King Pumpernickel was feeling troubled. Relations with Chocolate Long John had deteriorated due to cultural disagreements. Pumpernickel decided to consult with his associates, Queen Rye and Prince Garlic. They agreed that immediate action needed to be taken before things soured further.

    "What do you suggest we do?" asked the king.

    "We need to go to Donutopolis and tell the donuts that our demands need to be met," replied Garlic. "We cannot ...
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  3. Bagel Wars: Tensions Begin Anew

    When I was in 5th grade, I wrote a small series called Bagel Wars. I brought it up in TC last night and handy demanded I rewrite it. So here's the first installment:


    Everyone knows the saying "A bagel is born every minute." This was the truth on the planet of Bagelodonia, where bagels spawned aplenty. They were raised by bagel parents, attended bagel schools, and played bagel games. Yes, Bagelodonia was a fine place to live for a long time.

    The neighboring ...
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  4. The wall is destroying the forum

    All folks, we need to talk. Gather 'round. Everyone here? Good.

    The use of the wall to discuss board activity has become an epidemic around here, and it needs to stop. Many things being posted on the wall could be posted in the threads the posts are referring to, or they could be put in the Lounge. Earlier today, there was some Simpsons chat on the wall that just a couple months ago would have been posted in the Hurt & Heal thread, thus allowing more members to see it and possibly ...
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  5. NHC Mysteries #9: Disappearing capitalization habits

    After a while, some members become more off-topic focused. With this comes a general decline in their personalities and post quality. However, this can also lead to an odd phenomenon where they no longer capitalize any text, even if they did so before. What causes this change in typography? Can one of those who uses it crack this case?
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