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jim

  1. a monday kinda blog

  2. Petition for a new emoticon

    it has recently come to attention that there are amercian flag and canadian flag smiilies with crying eagles & beavers respectively.

    this is unfair to my fellow british comrades that a crying bulldog & union jack smilie does not exist on this forum.

    please sign here for this proposed smilie to be inducted in the nhc smilie...uh...collection.

    not just for me, or yourselves, but Britain.

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  3. Funniest song lyrics ever?

    You are such an imitation of me
    I want you to know that I will always
    kick you in your face if you ever try to disgrace me because
    I know that you wanna be just like me but I'm screaming

    Falling down on you
    And still you never knew
    This hell I put you through
    Should be nothing new
    Falling down on you
    And still you never knew
    This hell I put you through
    Should be nothing new

    Don't you know
    Who I am
    I ...
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  4. My traumatic childhood

    Spent my childhood being covered in chocolate and having berries thrown at me


    it was tough growing up in the gateau
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  5. This ain't no no country club

    I still remember the night i went into the wrong bar. Shit, just thinking about it now makes my skin crawl. Labour day '88 mutherfucker.

    I left my niece at her dad's house, but I had to get the food from kyle, who worked late shifts at the "Maroon Bar" in the city. No for some fucked up reason, this shithole city had Maroon bars. Guess where this stupid sack of shit ended up.

    When I first went in, first thing I noticed was the smell. That stench of marijuana and ...
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