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Framegrabs Sounds Bob: Dear "Life in these United States," a funny thing happened to me---(thunk) Snake: Use a pen, Sideshow Bob. 109K  Sideshow Bob's Laugh 29K  Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency! He called me Chief Piggum! (laughter) Oh, now I get. He he he, that's good. 54K  Smarmy Lawyer: If released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson? Sideshow Bob: (Fake Surprised) Bart Simpson?! (Chuckle) The spirited little scamp who (Bitter) twice foiled my evil schemes, and sent me to this (More bitter; Ominous) dank, urine-soaked hell hole? Parole Board Member #1: Ah, we object to the term "urine-soaked hell hole", when you could have said "pee-pee-soaked heck hole". Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn. Lawyer: Well, what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say "Die, Bart die?" Sideshow Bob: No! That's German for "The Bart, the." (Parole Board Chuckles; Talks among themselves) Parole Board Member #2: (To friend) No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Last Parole Board Member: Parole granted! 216K  Bob: Take care Snake. May the next time we meet be under more felicistous circumstances. Snake: Gah? Bob: Take care. Snake: Bah. 48K  Homer: Someone's trying to kill me! Oh, wait, it's for Bart. 64K  Ernest: Wow! Pu-blic Libary. Let's stay here for a while Vern. (Bob laughs) 48K  Homer: If you don't mind, we're trying to watch the movi--- Ernest: Hey Vern! Help me get my head out of this toilet! (flush) (Homer bursts out laughing) Bob: Oh really now that's too much! Bart and Lisa: Ahhhh! Sideshow Bob!! 89K  Marge:You awful man! Stay away from my son. Sideshow Bob: Oh, I'll stay away...all right. Stay away forever. Homer: Oh, no! Sideshow Bob: Wait, that's no good. Wait! I've got a good one, now. Marge, say 'Stay away from my son' again. Marge: No! Sideshow Bob: (groans) 182K  Bob: The following nieghborhood residents will ~not~ be killed by me: Ned Flanders. Maude Flanders. Ned: Aw, isn't that nice? Bob: Homer Simpson. Marge Simpson. Lisa Simpson. That little baby Simpson. That is all. Homer: Woohoo! Did ya hear, Bart!? Hey---Oh. 121K  Detective: Now don't you fret, when I'm through, he won't set foot in this town again. I can be very, very persuasive.[loads gun, scene change] Oh, c'mon. Leave town. Sideshow Bob: No. Detective: I'll be your friend. Sideshow Bob: No. Detective: Oh, you're mean. 199K  Guy: We have places where your family can hide in peace and security. Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville. Homer: Ooo! IceCreamville! Guy: No, "Screamville." (Homer screams) 61K  Guy: Tell you what sir. From now on you'll be--ahh, Mr. Homer-- Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you'll say "Hi." Homer: Check. Guy: Hello, Mr. Thompson. (silence) Remember now-- your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha. Guy: Hello, Mr. Thompson...(silence) *sigh* Now, when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Guy: Hello, Mr. Thompson! (silence) Homer: I think he's talking to you! 217K  29 Seconds of Bob stepping on rakes. 162K  Homer: BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED? Bart: AAAIGH! Homer: Come on. Let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot. Bart: Dad! I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife. Homer: Why? (INNOCENTLY) Oh, right! The S-deshow B-b thing, ho ho I'm sorry boy --- BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK? Bart: AAAAAAAAH! Homer: Oh, sorry. What am I thinking? 178K  Sideshow Bob: (Evil) Bart! Any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but-- nah. Sideshow Bob: (Encouraging) No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice. Sideshow Bob: (Proud) Guilty, as charged. Bart: Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "HMS Pinafore". Sideshow Bob: Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven--before I send you to Hell... and a two, and a three and a-- (Sings the whole thing) 185K  Chief Wiggum: "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob! You're under arrest." Bob: "By Lucifer's beard!" Chief Wiggum: "Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel!" 58K  Bart: Take him away, boys! Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief, here. Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, chief? Chief Wiggum: Just do what the kid said. 86K