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  1. 08-22-2012, 01:30 PM #1
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    If Ned was a heathen

    A followup to the "If Homer was never born" thread by @lolfox
    What would happen?
    I personally think he wouldn't be muscular or well endowed


    You?

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    We've already seen him as the devil more than once...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh, that's raspberry! View Post
    We've already seen him as the devil more than once...
    When were the other times?
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    2 THOH segments instantly come to mind, you're probably forgetting his role in Heck House. Maybe he wasn't the devil exactly there but close enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh, that's raspberry! View Post
    2 THOH segments instantly come to mind, you're probably forgetting his role in Heck House. Maybe he wasn't the devil exactly there but close enough.
    Oh, yeah.
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    Oh god Ned said hell!
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    If Ned was a heathen:

    He'd watch FOX

    He'd watch the soft-core porn movies on Cinemax.

    Let Rod and Todd watch Adult Swim.

    Watch 'Married...With Children' reruns.

    Watch all the heavy metal programs on VH-1 Classic.

    Eat ghost chilis/habaneros just to get close to Satan.

    Get the 'Victoria's Secret' catalog...or ANY women's underwear catalog...even the 'Just My Size' catalog...in the mail.

    FORCE Homer to return his tools/property...NOW!
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    Thought of two:

    Go 'commando' or, to quote William Murderface of 'Dethklok'....FREEBALLIN'!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    Hey Neddie, I can see your doodle

    Question: Why is the censor pixelation so wide at the top of his groin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh, that's raspberry! View Post
    We've already seen him as the devil more than once...
    I wasn't really counting the THOH stuff. I was thinking more along the lines of the actual canon of the series.

    Quote Originally Posted by al and mike View Post
    Question: Why is the censor pixelation so wide at the top of his groin?
    I would assume it was supposed to cover his pubes and any possible visibility of his balls.

    Do you think the animators actually drew his junk or just put in some yellow pixelation?
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    Maybe Neds snail trail to his junk was too exploit.
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    Good God, I never realized you could actually see the entire left side of his wang. Were the animators just messing with the censors by blurring the whole top and neglecting part of the bottom?

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    He'd still let Rod and Todd watch My Three Sons
    No, money down

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    can we get a higher quality picture so we can better analyse ned's wang ? it's like we're living in the stone ages here, geez...
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    I always thought that the pixelation was added by Homer to make Ned appear more endowed.
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    Has there ever been a heathen-heathen on the show? Wiccan yes.
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    As a heathen, he would file his tax return on April 1st.
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    I've got one! He would have fucked Marge during the "Streetcar named desire" rehearsals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpsonsbart View Post
    The episode opens with the Simpsons house who became haunted. Homer heats the wood to the fireplace, and the fireplace approaches him, he is burnt. Marge washes his hands and faucet brings out much water, which drowns her. Lisa brushes his teeth with an electric toothbrush, the toothbrush electrocutes her. Bart and Maggie, seeing what happened, commit suicide with a knife.
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