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Instead of spamming up the create shitty episodes thread, I've decided to move them here. Previous episodes not made in this thread shall be posted below.
Summary: This show is about the everyday lives of Zombie Homer, Bart and Lisa. Along the way they will befall horror, old friends, new friends, and even a bear, but through good times and bad times it's true love they share.
1. Homer the Roamer
It all seems downhill for our favorite abusive father/husband from here! After Bart dies from falling out of an airplane and Lisa falls into the grave as Bart's coffin lowers, crushing her to death, Homer and Marge have a falling out and divorce. However, Homer finds a new life by turning gay for Moleman.
2. Homer the Roamer part 2
Marge discovers Homer's newfound gay life and, while not being his wife anymore, tries to set him straight by stealing Bart's (hyper realistic) corpse from the coffin and lying it on his coffee table as a remembrance to what he created heterosexually with Marge. Homer then admits that a cocktail waitress was actually the mother and Homer and Marge only created Maggie and Lisa. Hilarity ensues.
3. Homer the Roamer part 3
Marge then shoots Homer in the face for kind of (but not really) cheating on her. However, she then finds out that it happened before they really dated, and that while Marge gave birth to "Bart" Homer knocked her out and replaced already 2 months old Bart, because he didn't have the heart to tell Marge her baby died. Marge then goes on the lam for attempted murder and becomes the Catwoman.
4. How Much is that Kitty at the Pound?
After the Catwoman saves Homer in an alley, he finds out that she is in fact Marge aka Anne Hathaway, and she is thrown in the pound, awaiting execution. Homer then buys her and brings her home for his dead, hyper-realistic kids, rotting in Homer's ass groove.
5. A Little Stab'll Do Ya
Marge aka Anne Hathaway reanimates the hyper realistic corpses of Bart and Lisa through magic, turning them into hyper-realisitc zombies. They promtly eat Marge aka Anne Hathaway's brains and go on a brains binge. When Homer arrives back in Evergreen Terrace after having sex with dogs, he is shocked to learn the kids didn't kill Flanders yet.
6. The Grass is Always Greener on Evergreen Terrace
Heads are surely gonna roll when Homer teams up with Zombie Bart and Lisa to kill Flanders, who tries to outrun them in a Geo, and though Rod and Todd are killed because it's so slow, this gives Flanders a good enough distraction to escape. Flanders then boards himself up at the church with the last surviving person in Evergreen Terrace, Lovejoy. Will they survive?
7. Life is Beauti-D'oh!
Homer and hyper realistic zombies Bart and Lisa discover they are in the church. As Bart and Lisa are about to feast on brains, Homer knocks them out with the gun, and then shoots their heads off, killing them. Homer hugs Flanders and the Rev, finding happiness once more in his pitiful, downhill life. Homer then finds a magic genie lamp in an hilarious montage and asks for everything to return back to normal. The credits then mock the status quo joke, making it okay.
8. The Plot Thickens and Dies of a Heart Attack
Homer wasn't clear enough to the genie. Homer and Zombies Co. is already in business, meaning he'll have to do it all over again! However, Homer is betrayed by Lisa and Bart who turn him into a zombie. Marge then wakes up from a coma because apparently she didn't die and is the world's last hope. However, she is now extraordinarily dumb due to the lack of brains. In a series of wacky musical numbers with a dude named Walt, he happily harvests his good friend Jesse's brain for Marge. Marge then becomes an infamous drug dealer.
9. The Simpson Redemption
Homer and Zombies Co. are stopped by the police, they kill the kids, but Homer is thrown in jail and de-zombified. There, he meets a man whom he bonds with over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency. Meanwhile, Marge is captured by the police and thrown in, coincidentally, a cell facing Homer and friend. He has to deal with the horrible pain of seeing his wife drop the soap three to four times a day.
NEW! 10. The Last of the Moe-hecans
Moe bails Homer out and he finds a spell book to bring back his zombie family. They then eat Moe's brains and he teams up with them. However, after Moe falls on a banana peel, he is rushed to Zombie Hospital. Marge then gets back at her rapist by stuffing a shiv made out of a spoon in his eye, killing him. This means a death sentence for her. Can Homer start up the Zombie Co. again? Will Marge survive? Can Moe make it through the operation?
More to come.
Warning: These shows contained scenes of graphic violence, sexual situations and drug use. These summaries should have not been read by younger children.