Simpson and Zombies Co.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

CREATORS WRITERS DIRECTORS PRODUCERS @Handsome B. Wonderful AND @lolfox PRESENT...

Instead of spamming up the create shitty episodes thread, I've decided to move them here. Previous episodes not made in this thread shall be posted below.

Summary: This show is about the everyday lives of Zombie Homer, Bart and Lisa. Along the way they will befall horror, old friends, new friends, and even a bear, but through good times and bad times it's true love they share.

1. Homer the Roamer


It all seems downhill for our favorite abusive father/husband from here! After Bart dies from falling out of an airplane and Lisa falls into the grave as Bart's coffin lowers, crushing her to death, Homer and Marge have a falling out and divorce. However, Homer finds a new life by turning gay for Moleman.


2. Homer the Roamer part 2


Marge discovers Homer's newfound gay life and, while not being his wife anymore, tries to set him straight by stealing Bart's (hyper realistic) corpse from the coffin and lying it on his coffee table as a remembrance to what he created heterosexually with Marge. Homer then admits that a cocktail waitress was actually the mother and Homer and Marge only created Maggie and Lisa. Hilarity ensues.


3. Homer the Roamer part 3


Marge then shoots Homer in the face for kind of (but not really) cheating on her. However, she then finds out that it happened before they really dated, and that while Marge gave birth to "Bart" Homer knocked her out and replaced already 2 months old Bart, because he didn't have the heart to tell Marge her baby died. Marge then goes on the lam for attempted murder and becomes the Catwoman.


4. How Much is that Kitty at the Pound?


After the Catwoman saves Homer in an alley, he finds out that she is in fact Marge aka Anne Hathaway, and she is thrown in the pound, awaiting execution. Homer then buys her and brings her home for his dead, hyper-realistic kids, rotting in Homer's ass groove.


5. A Little Stab'll Do Ya


Marge aka Anne Hathaway reanimates the hyper realistic corpses of Bart and Lisa through magic, turning them into hyper-realisitc zombies. They promtly eat Marge aka Anne Hathaway's brains and go on a brains binge. When Homer arrives back in Evergreen Terrace after having sex with dogs, he is shocked to learn the kids didn't kill Flanders yet.


6. The Grass is Always Greener on Evergreen Terrace




Heads are surely gonna roll when Homer teams up with Zombie Bart and Lisa to kill Flanders, who tries to outrun them in a Geo, and though Rod and Todd are killed because it's so slow, this gives Flanders a good enough distraction to escape. Flanders then boards himself up at the church with the last surviving person in Evergreen Terrace, Lovejoy. Will they survive?


7. Life is Beauti-D'oh!




Homer and hyper realistic zombies Bart and Lisa discover they are in the church. As Bart and Lisa are about to feast on brains, Homer knocks them out with the gun, and then shoots their heads off, killing them. Homer hugs Flanders and the Rev, finding happiness once more in his pitiful, downhill life. Homer then finds a magic genie lamp in an hilarious montage and asks for everything to return back to normal. The credits then mock the status quo joke, making it okay.


8. The Plot Thickens and Dies of a Heart Attack


Homer wasn't clear enough to the genie. Homer and Zombies Co. is already in business, meaning he'll have to do it all over again! However, Homer is betrayed by Lisa and Bart who turn him into a zombie. Marge then wakes up from a coma because apparently she didn't die and is the world's last hope. However, she is now extraordinarily dumb due to the lack of brains. In a series of wacky musical numbers with a dude named Walt, he happily harvests his good friend Jesse's brain for Marge. Marge then becomes an infamous drug dealer.

9. The Simpson Redemption


Homer and Zombies Co. are stopped by the police, they kill the kids, but Homer is thrown in jail and de-zombified. There, he meets a man whom he bonds with over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency. Meanwhile, Marge is captured by the police and thrown in, coincidentally, a cell facing Homer and friend. He has to deal with the horrible pain of seeing his wife drop the soap three to four times a day.


NEW! 10. The Last of the Moe-hecans


Moe bails Homer out and he finds a spell book to bring back his zombie family. They then eat Moe's brains and he teams up with them. However, after Moe falls on a banana peel, he is rushed to Zombie Hospital. Marge then gets back at her rapist by stuffing a shiv made out of a spoon in his eye, killing him. This means a death sentence for her. Can Homer start up the Zombie Co. again? Will Marge survive? Can Moe make it through the operation?

More to come.




Warning: These shows contained scenes of graphic violence, sexual situations and drug use. These summaries should have not been read by younger children.

[lolcats]

If they never would've gone on that plane ride, none of this would have happened.

:|

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Oh, I forgot to mention, if they wouldn't have, their house would've been bombed, so it would've happened either way, and it was the cause of the magic being available to Marge.

[lolcats]

What year does this take place in?

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

The year is 2455.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

12. Lisa's Sex: A Very Special Episode


Lisa meets the boy of her dreams and can't decide whether to eat his brains or have raw sex with him. Lisa doesn't want to turn him into a zombie, but after unprotected sex, he gets infected. Lisa can't take it anymore and must commit suicide, but since she is already undead, fails. Homer laughs at her futile attempts and falls down a sewer hole, breaking his neck. Meanwhile, Marge is executed by hanging and Moe comes back out of the hospital. He returns to his bar where a non-zombie Barney is seen feasting on an arm.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

13. The Funky Grandpa (SEASON FINALE)


It's been four years. Grandpa, long ago had narrowly escaped Springfield Zombie Fest '55, and lives a new life as a successful hitman, even having a dance named after him where you shoot the nearest dude next to you in the face. Homer had always regretted he had gotten away, fearing he may tell the government on him. However, Grandpa had held it in quietly, wanting nothing to do with his crazy zombie of a son. Until today. He called the government out of fear. Fear of being judged after death. Fear. It swept Homer. The government got him, sealed of the rest of Springfield's survivors in a dome for fear of spreading infection. It seems all hope is lost for the zombie revolution. And Grandpa celebrated by doing The Funky Grandpa. A fatal mistake. He did the dance next to the holder of Homer and his kids. They escaped, infected Grandpa, who joined their club. They then lowered the dome of Springfield to get in, then lowered it again. The citizens of Springfield are even easier to target now, they're trapped...Trapped like carrots.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Season 2 will start in an hour. Here are some titles for unscheduled episodes.

(Un)Dead Bart
Cure-ses
Bart Gets an F
Untitled Labor Day special
Break My Wife, Bees
Strangers on a Vein

[Financial Panther]

Show canceled.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Nope, FOX renewed us for 7 more seasons.

Here's something for you guys. One main character will die. Can you guess who?

[lolcats]

I'm LolFOX, and I declare that SSAC will go on for 15 more seasons.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Also, @lolfox and I are now the showrunners/writers. Write some damn episodes relating to those titles dude. I want them on my desk by 9 AM.

[lolcats]

I'll be working on the episodes, tonight

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Remember, the deadline is 9 AM tomorrow. SHARP.

[Financial Panther]

Have you factored in time zone differences?

It amazes me often time zones are brought up on this site.

But to be fair, most of them are by me...

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

He lives in s. Time zone is the same as mine.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

NEW SEASON 2 TITLE!

Moleman Returns!

Only the best show ever could have all their titles out for the first two seasons and have no writing or animation yet.

[The Governor]

Another episode title: "The Walking Dad".

[lolcats]

14. Cure-ses (Season Premiere)

With nobody left to save them, the citizens of Springfield are trapped under a glass dome, with Zombie Homer and his kids ready to attack. However, in a shocking twist, all of the citizens, except one, have already died because of a lack of oxygen. The only survivor left is Dr. Nick, who is working underground, finding the cure for the zombie virus. When he finally makes a breakthrough, his celebration is cut short when Zombie Homer discovers his hiding spot. Dr. Nick tries to test the cure to see if it works, but Zombie Homer and his kids are surrounding him, watching his every movement. Dr. Nick then distracts the zombies by announcing that Krusty the Klown is returning from Reno, meaning that he has fresh brains. They fall for this, abandoning Dr. Nick. With free time, he decides to celebrate finding the cure by doing The Funky Grampa. This was a big mistake, because he ends up shooting the dome, which ends up reflecting his shotgun bullets, and shooting him through the head. Zombie Krusty, who has just joined the club, and Zombie Homer come back, and see what's left of Dr. Nick. They presume that he's dead, and begin dragging his dead corpse to an unknown location, seeing if they can get some brains before he rots away.

Fatal mistake.

Dr. Nick is still alive, and he still has his shotgun in his hand. However, the gun has no bullets, but that doesn't stop him from using it to knock the entire unsuspecting club out. Thinking about what to do, he puts them all inside a body bag, and throws their unconscious bodies off of Springfield Gorge, then proceeds to walk away. In another shocking twist, he remembers that he left the syringe with the cure in it inside of the body bag, and gets angry. He has discovered the cure, but left it in the depths of Springfield Gorge. Finally, because he realizes he'll never become a success without the cure, he jumps off the gorge, and dies upon impact. The Zombie Co. then wakes up, and feasts on Dr. Nick's corpse. They then end up destroying the syringe on purpose, leaving the entire world, helpless.

NEXT EPISODE: (Un)Dead Bart

[Dobbie]

This is awful.

I want my money back.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Yeah, well your...AVATAR is awful.

[Dobbie]

Whatcha talking about, Handsome!? Rick is amazingness

[Financial Panther]

I want my money back.

You won't get it; it says MY money back; as in, Handome gets his money back.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

Simpson and Zombie Co. has been brought back from the dead (lol) and will premeire its newest episode (Un)Dead Bart in just a few minutes!

[lolcats]

Well, how are you going to do that without ''lolfox''?

You DID say ''lolfox'' was your co-writer, and he seems to not exist, so tell me, Mr. Man... How are you going to fix that one?

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'M GOIN' SOLO

[lolcats]

YOU'LL CRASH AND BURN WITHOUT ME, MAN.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

15. (Un)Dead Bart

Bart is subjected to a mysterious curse that turns him human again. He then develops a campaign to end the zombie menace once and for all. Homer tries to get a luck-ah ladeh zombie to have unprotected sex with him and turn him back into one. However, Bart gets in a sweeeeet insectious relationship with Lisa and they eventually have protected sex, but the condom breaks and so Bart turns into a zombie again. Then a skeleton popped out!!!!!!!

Coming up... Strangers on a Vein

[Hommer]

That was a long "few minutes."

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Well with todays economy you don't know how long a few minutes is!!