The Creepypasta Thread

[lolcats]

Looking back, my Mike Judge's Regrets pasta isn't that great.

It's just me talking about how NORMAL the episodes were. The fact that Alone was said to not be canon completely defeats the purpose of it being creepy. Plus, half of it is just me talking about how Beavis and Butthead used to suck. Wise guy, it's a CREEPYPASTA, not a history lesson. I already said none of the episodes were creepy, SO WHY WOULD IT CLASSIFY AS A CREEPYPASTA YOU MORON?

Jesus christ, I feel so stupid for writing that. Yeah, it could have worked as an internet hoax, BUT NOT AS A CREEPYPASTA. I said Mike Judge said the episodes have a high chance of being aired. Well, then what's the point of the story? Everyone's gonna see it (if it was true). So it's pointless even writing the entire plot.

Yeah, it's devoid of cliches. But aren't those great? You love cliches. Rather they're cheesy or work well, stories rarely fit well without them. Yes, I'm complaining my pasta isn't steriotypical (didn't bother to spell that right) enough.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Read Super Mario 64 and Half Flood.

Meh, they're okay enough.

[Shaunbadia]

Beavis and Butthead used to suck..

[lolcats]

Jesus christ.

I was talking about the early episodes.

Way to overreact.

[Shaunbadia]

Jesus christ.

I was talking about the early episodes.

Way to overreact.

Relax dude I'm just messing with you.

[Jesse Pinkman]

Looking back, my Mike Judge's Regrets pasta isn't that great.

It's just me talking about how NORMAL the episodes were. The fact that Alone was said to not be canon completely defeats the purpose of it being creepy. Plus, half of it is just me talking about how Beavis and Butthead used to suck. Wise guy, it's a CREEPYPASTA, not a history lesson. I already said none of the episodes were creepy, SO WHY WOULD IT CLASSIFY AS A CREEPYPASTA YOU MORON?

Jesus christ, I feel so stupid for writing that. Yeah, it could have worked as an internet hoax, BUT NOT AS A CREEPYPASTA. I said Mike Judge said the episodes have a high chance of being aired. Well, then what's the point of the story? Everyone's gonna see it (if it was true). So it's pointless even writing the entire plot.

Yeah, it's devoid of cliches. But aren't those great? You love cliches. Rather they're cheesy or work well, stories rarely fit well without them. Yes, I'm complaining my pasta isn't steriotypical (didn't bother to spell that right) enough.

We're our own worst critics

[Dark Homer]

Removed "Official" from the thread title - the OP did not file an application requesting official status through the proper channels and thus no permits were filed. It may be restored however pending further review by the moderating staff.

[lolcats]

We're our own worst critics

I'm going to make another attempt at writing a real creepypasta.

Just not as dumb as Mike Judge's Regrets.

[Jesse Pinkman]

first things first: all creepypasta's are 'dumb'

some are just a little more entertaining than others

[Shaunbadia]

Removed "Official" from the thread title - the OP did not file an application requesting official status through the proper channels and thus no permits were filed. It may be restored however pending further review by the moderating staff.

.................well that's just fuckin' stupid.....

[Dark Homer]

wow, rude

[Jesse Pinkman]

bump.

one of the fact accounts I follow on Twitter tweeted about a "Hey Arnold!" spinoff about Helga and her life. It was to be called "The Patakis" but it was "too dark" for nick. I googled "Hey arnold" and one of the suggestions was "Hey Arnold Theory", which brought me to a creepypasta; someone wrote about how it's based on a true story, about how Arnold is based on a real kid that Craig Bartlet met, and a bunch of other things. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Hey_Arnold_Theory

anyone else read any decent ones lately?

[Shaunbadia]

Here's one about the Slenderman
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Slenderman

[lolcats]

bump because i just finished my new pasta.

basically, it's a sequel to "happy appy" if any of you have read that. i'm not going to tell you the main plot, because that could take a while, without giving spoilers. as blunt as i can put it, it's about a show about an apple who helps children, but slowly turns more psychotic as the show goes on. the main character tries to unravel what happened in the production, but is stalked by some guy in a gasmask. i didn't write the first one, but for the second one, i collaborated with the original author. hope you enjoy.

happy appy 1: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Appy
happy appy 2: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ha..._2:_Dumb_Angel

wait, does this need to be moved to the media section, or not?