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[Kid Moe]

Zero Dork Thirty

Sick of being incessantly bullied around school, Milhouse becomes a member of al-Qaeda. Meanwhile, through a series of sexual escapades, Homer voids the vacuum warranty.

You win this thread.

[Suomynona]

Lisa's Brony
After Lauren Faust visits Springfield in a barnstorming exhibition, Bart, Lenny, Carl, Smithers, the nerds, Comic Book Guy, Sideshow Bob and Homer become obsessed with My Little Pony. They then conqure the local community center to hold permanent convention panels about it.

...

Is it bad that I at least want a Simpsons comic based on that?

[zartok-35]

Yeah, it is.

[Joey Joe-Joe Jnr Shabadoo]

Season 26, Episode 5: Bart Gets an XX

Bart wakes up one morning and discovers he has female chromosomes and thus is a girl. Marge takes advantage of this and turns him into her new daughter Bartina, which Homer doesn't mind as he is planning to play a new mapple game for the next 2 years. Bartina actually begins to thrive as a young girl but one day, is taken hostage by Groundskeeper Willie and is made his sex slave. Just as Willie is about to rape him (her), Bart visually turns back to into a boy and this saves him as Willie has no sexual attraction to young boys. The End.

[Tilly]

The Couch

The whole episode is just a 30 min Couch Gag. Then Credits roll.

[LoyalStonecutter]

Doctor D'oh-Little
Homer hits his head during his latest wacky escapade and believes he can speak to the Simpsons family pets. nobody believes him until Eddie Murphy appears for no good reason claiming he can do the same after filming the re-make of Doctor Doolittle. A 'hilarious' rivalry between the two ensues until a 'hilariously' wacky escapade sees them both lose their powers

[Dumb or Dumber?]

Doctor D'oh-Little
Homer hits his head during his latest wacky escapade and believes he can speak to the Simpsons family pets. nobody believes him until Eddie Murphy appears for no good reason claiming he can do the same after filming the re-make of Doctor Doolittle. A 'hilarious' rivalry between the two ensues until a 'hilariously' wacky escapade sees them both lose their powers

Oh you mean like When You Dish Upon a Star/Beyond Blunderdome/How I Spent My Strummer Vacation?

[Suomynona]

Season 26, Episode 5: Bart Gets an XX

Bart wakes up one morning and discovers he has female chromosomes and thus is a girl. Marge takes advantage of this and turns him into her new daughter Bartina, which Homer doesn't mind as he is planning to play a new mapple game for the next 2 years. Bartina actually begins to thrive as a young girl but one day, is taken hostage by Groundskeeper Willie and is made his sex slave. Just as Willie is about to rape him (her), Bart visually turns back to into a boy and this saves him as Willie has no sexual attraction to young boys. The End.

Someone's got a fetish they're not talking about.

[LOL]

Season 26, Episode 6: Bart Simpson's House of Payne

Homer watches an advertisement saying kids need at least 4 hours of exercise a day, so he forces Bart to join a wrestling team. At first, Bart is defeated by every opponent he faces, so he decides to train up by going to see famous Springfield wrestler "Dollacaust" (guest star [insert WWE wrestler here].) Dollacaust gives Bart some special energy bars and exercise tips, however, Bart eats so much of the energy bars he becomes fat. At the next wrestling meet-up, Bart is now so obese none of the opponents can even budge him, and all Bart has to do is fall on the opponent to instantly render them immobile. Bart begins to go higher and higher up the ranks and enters a tournament, until Dollacaust sees Bart is unfairly winning and challenges Bart to a match. Bart attempts to fall on Dollacaust, but since the wrestler is much larger and stronger, Dollacaust easily pins Bart and wins. After losing, Bart realizes he didn't deserve to win any match and forfeits the tournament. Dollacaust then helps Bart lose all the weight he's gained.

[Bartesque]

What Cartoon Females Desire:

Wanda Sykes and George Takei guest voice as a couple experiencing marital differences. After watching A Streetcar Named Desire Milhouse takes on a Marlon Brando-inspired bad-boy persona to attract Lisa. Milhouse seeks then advice from the school counselor. Homer tries to save his marriage by becoming a better man and fulfilling old promises when Marge becomes fed up with his behavior and he seeks advice from his local sushi chef.

[LOL]

Camera Shy

Bart gets a new camera and desides that becoming a paparazzi is the only sensible thing to do. He goes all over Springfield looking for action, but comes to the realization that nothing exciting happens in Springfield, so he decides to make things exciting himself by claiming terrorists are going to attack Springfield. When the entire town is in a panic, Bart realizes that he has to come up with some terrorist attack to not disappoint his followers. However, he gets caught blowing up a bridge, he admits he made the whole terrorist thing up to get some good camera shots. The police officers let him go when Bart edits the footage into a smash hit great action movie, allowing Springfield to rebuild the destroyed bridge. When multiple celebrities come to see the opening, Bart is finally able to get the paparazzi shots he's always wanted.

The End.

[Dumb or Dumber?]

The Wandering Plot

Bart is caught spying on Sherri & Terri as they sleep and is sent to juvenile hall... again. And something happens, doo doo doo doo doo.

[Judge Fudge]

Church Related Pun
A new minister(obligatory guest star) arrives in Springfield and usurps Lovejoy's position. Bart is particularly displeased by this as Homer is appointed as deacon and becomes overzealous in his duties. Getting Lovejoy back might not be a simple task however as he has gone on to greater things: selling hot tubs.




This actually reads like a fan written script.

[Mike Scully]

Snake's on a Plane
Snake is paroled out of prison and returns home. However, his wife Alligator, furious at Snake for constantly being off in prison and never being around for their son, kicks him out of the house for good. As Snake is left sitting in the rain, Marge drives by and takes pity on him, inviting him to stay over at the Simpson' house for a few days until Snake gets back on his feet. As Snake bonds with the family, he reveals his one true lifelong dream, to become an airline pilot. Marge pushes Snake to go for his dreams, and with a bit of studying and preparation, Snake finally earns a position as an airline pilot for Smell-ta Darelines. Unfortunately, Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon works on the same flight as a flight attendant, and in retaliation for numerous past convenience store robberies, blackmails Snake by threatening to reveal his true criminal past to the airlines. Will Snake relapse to his old ways by firing a bullet into Sanjay's chest and parachuting off the plane to safety? The answer ... is yes.

Doing Number One
An unexpected visitor shows up at the Simpsons' home one night: Number One, former leader of the Springfield Chapter of the Stonecutters. Number One explains that he's been fired from his job as a tube-filler at the toothpaste factory. Marge lets him in, but Homer, still resentful towards Number One for kicking him out of the Stonecutters, refuses to let Number One stay. Marge is appalled at Homer's selfishness and lack of sympathy towards Number One, and kicks Homer out of the house, resulting in a rift in their marriage. Number One makes himself at home at the Simpson abode, and occasionally makes vague threatening glances and remarks towards Bart. One day, as Marge leaves the house to reconcile with Homer, she leaves Number One to babysit the Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Bart's new girlfriend Caitlin (voiced by Aubrey Plaza). Number One then takes off his Stonecutters hood to reveal what his true identity is: Sideshow Bob, out for revenge! (think about it; they've never been seen together, and they both have the same basic facial structure). As the episode ends with Bob getting sent back to prison after getting stabbed by Maggie, Bart realizes he'll always be a man marked for murder, and breaks up with Caitlin to protect her. Guest stars: Patrick Stewart and Kelsey Grammar

The Jeans Era
When Springfield Elementary enforces a new school dress code requiring sleeves and prohibiting exposure of any part of the back, Lisa must find a new wardrobe.

The Vampire Player
A Simpsons / Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover? About time! The scooby gang arrive at Springfield during a town hall meeting, and announce that the toxic waste dumped by Springfield Nuclear Power Plant into the graveyard has resulted in the creation of a hellmouth, spawning numerous vampires in Springfield, such as Count Fudgula (mascot for the Motherloving Sugar Corporation) and the Republican Headquarters vampire. A guilt-ridden Mr. Burns decides to join the Scooby Gang to fight off the vampires, and faces off a giant butterfly demon, which symbolizes old age. Meanwhile, Count Fudgula develops a crush on Marge, and woos her with a sob story of how he was originally sired by Garth Motherloving (also a vampire, apparently) and forced into becoming a sugar spokesman for all eternity, leaving Marge to wonder whether a soulless demon is capable of redemption. But when a jealous Homer tries to fight off Fudgula, Fudgula casts Homer into a parallel hell dimension where everyone has a mustache, glasses, and talks like Ned Flanders, and donuts are covered in tabasco sauce. This episode also features an animated version of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer intro, but with Simpsons characters and donuts. Guest-stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan, Nicolas Brendan, Anthony Stewart Head, James Marsters, and David Boreanaz. Ben Stiller also stars, reprising his role as Garth Motherloving.

[Paul]

Who would've thought that Mike Scully was capable of thinking up such terrible episodes?

[Monty_Burns]

^^LMAO

but honestly they all do sound more interesting than anything during the last 8 seasons, sad ain't it?

[Kaine]

The Couch Strikes Back


The movie starts with the family running to the couch as usual, but the couch finally stands up for himself and rebels against the Simpsons.

Couch: NO! No longer will you guys rush on my lap for like the 600th time! I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF THAT BULLSHIT!

The Simpsons are slowly backing away in fear

Couch: It is time for some changes around here... first, I will be sitting ON YOU GUYS! See how you like it!

Homer: Ow really? And what makes you think we will obey such a dusty old...

The couch pulls out a shotgun from behind his back

Homer *scared*: OKAY OKAY WE WILL DO ANYTHING! *holds Marge in front of him*

For the following 20 minutes, the Simpsons have become the slaves of their own couch. The couch is also planning to rule the world for some reason, and orders Homer to assasinate president Obama.