Create shitty Simpsons episodes here

[Shaunbadia]

Moe Goes From Rags to Riches 2

After realizing he actually has no friends, Moe and Homer set out on a hilarious quest to find Moe's old bar rag (who is now voiced by Seth Macfarlane.)

Rated NC-17

Don't even joke about that..........they'll hear you.

[zartok-35]

"I don't have a D'oh-zer"
After an overly long unrelated opening set piece about incest at Cletus's farm equipment auction, Homer buys a Bobcat tractor and starts a landscaping business. Most of the episode consists of Homer causing trouble and doing stupid unrealistic tricks with the Bobcat in musical montages. Eventually, at the final two minutes of the episode, Homer pisses off the other local landscaping companies by revealing a wacky conspiracy they had been hiding. They beat him up in an over-the-top battle, and the episode ends.

[Jesse Pinkman]

When I was doing my own fan guides I purposefully made a couple shitty eps (at least I thought they were) per season that I'm not sure people really realized.

One was a Halloween 3-part special called "Seed of Gabbo" in which Gabbo tries to kill Bart and Lisa; he has a wife and a kid who joins in.

Another was "The Worst Smell" or something and the entire plot was Bart making the worst mess int he history of the school, and then had to clean it up. That was literally the plot.

"How Many Toads Must A Man Lick" involved Homer trying to gain access into some elite club where you have to see how many toads you can lick (yea... dunno why).

Weird crap like that.

[TheSecondComing]

Wild Bart's Can't be Smokin'
Bart starts smoking to fit in with the bullies. But after he gets lung cancer, the family must pay for a operation. To make the money they rent their house to German travelers, pimp out Marge and hold illegal cock fights much to Lisa's annoyance. Unfortunately this causes even more trouble when Fat Tony, takes issue with people muscling in on the animal cruelty and prostitution businesses... they also don't like Germans for some unfathomable, previously unmentioned reason.
There's also a hilarious sub plot involving The Bumble Bee Man and a squirell.

SAMPLE:
Marge: We can't let those mafia chumps muscle us out of business. I swore I'd never return to the streets, but now I have I won't let it be in vain!
Lisa: Has everyone forgotten about Bart being in the hospital? It seems like we're going off in a completely different direction...
Homer: Hmmm.... I wonder what The Bumble Bee Man is doing right now...

[Shaunbadia]

WARNING! I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO MAKE THESE AS HORRIBLE AS POSSIBLE AND THESE PLOTS WILL MOST LIKELY LEAVE A BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH!

"Gone Together"
The Simpsons mysteriously vanish leaving the rest of Springfield's citizens baffled as to what could have possibly happened. It is then revealed (To the audience only) that they are being repeatedly raped in a dungeon by guest star Josef Fritzl.

"The Twin Tumors"
Sherri and Terri are both diagnosed with inoperable brain tumors and it's up to Bart and Lisa to play God and put them out of their misery.

"Gumble Rally"
Barney gets into a drunk driving accident and kills Milhouse's parents. Milhouse then becomes a Batman-esque hero in his imagination to help him deal with the pain. Slowly going insane he kills The Simpsons off one by one sparing only Lisa, whom in his eyes is actually his loving girlfriend while in reality he is brutally raping her, forcing her to shout "THRILLHO" as he does the deed . Milhouse is sentenced to execution at the end and Lisa is admitted to a mental hospital. The following exchange in a shared cell ends the episode.

Lisa: "W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?"
Duffman: "DUFFMAN'S A PEDOPHILE FOR YOUR VERTICAL SMILE! OHHHHHH YEAH!"

*The song "Oh Yeah" by Yello plays as we see the shadow of Duffman's thrusting crotch closing in on Lisa's traumatized face as we fade to black*


Enjoy your nightmares

[iambobdole1]

And I thought mine were distasteful...

[The Governor]

Lisa Goes Gaga II: The Sequel
When Lady Gaga returns to Springfield, her Godzilla outfit goes haywire and LG's trapped in a 50ft Rubber suit that's breathing fire and destroying Springfield. Meanwhile, Bart is trying really hard to win his Junior Kamper's "Distilling Wood Alcohol" merit badge so Homer can use him to make his own brew and find Chris Pine to be the spokesman.

[Shaunbadia]

And I thought mine were distasteful...

I try

[wiley207]

Homer and the Hip-Munks
Homer tries to take care of a chipmunk problem in their attic, but instead tries to teach them to sing after seeing a rerun of "The Alvin Show!" The B-Story involves Lisa trying to embark in conversations with Milhouse.

In the Name of the Grandfather II: Back to Ireland
The family decides to go back to Ireland, so Grampa can find out about his TRUE father (who turns out to be dead, and a copy of Peter Griffin's true biological Irish father!)

Choo-Choo Homer Butter
Homer is accidentally hit by a train after he's too busy watching something when his car stalls on the tracks, and then he begins to obsess over train safety afterward (OK, I might find this one funny, but others might not.)

Furry Fury
The Simpsons are invited to a furry convention by the Bumblebee Man. Was widely panned and criticized by real-life furries across the globe for making them look bad.

All episodes are written by newly-hired no-talent writers that know nothing about the Simpsons and are fired quickly after, or freelance writers needed for when they are running out of ideas!

[Dandu386]

Moe-tel
Moe turns his sleazy bar into an equally sleazy motel. Hilarity ensues when Homer rents a room on the top floor and ends up destroying the entire thing (except the first floor, the lobby, which is his original bar) in the process.

I think that one, if done right would actually be funny!

Lisa Buys An Iphone - Lisa buys an iphone in another pretentious Al Jean episode and arranges a house party with Radiohead, Justin Bieber, Steve Jobs, and other guest stars much to the ire of Marge!

[Shaunbadia]

WARNING (AGAIN).....LETS SEE IF I CAN TOP MY THREE PREVIOUS DISTURBING EPISODES

"Dung Beetlejuice"
Homer drinks some beer at Moe's which has been contaminated with various forms of bug shit. As he slowly succumbs to blood poisoning he begins to hallucinate and acts like a Beetlejuice style nutcase. When Doctor Hibbert and Doctor Nick are unable to find a cure, Professor Frink deduces that the only way to bring Homer back to normal is to make him ingest human feces. Marge decides to participate in this along with Homer as a show of solidarity, turning the rest of the episode into an homage to "2 girls one cup" with Homer and Marge.

"Ku Klux Klown!"
Krusty is fired from his show after he is accused of being a racist when he dons a bed sheet ghost costume (Which is pointed due to his hair) for a Halloween special. The head of the network happens to be black which, ironically, makes Krusty genuinely racist. The rest of the episode features Krusty screaming racial slurs at various black Springfield residents, which then resluts in an angry mob of black residents attempting to kill him. These normally upstanding citizens inadvertently tarnish their own image as the town is subsequently destroyed during the search for Krusty which resembles the 1994 LA Riots.

"I am Flan"
Ned Flanders receives a life threatening blow to the head when Homer smashes a beer keg through the window during a drunken escapade. Ned survives but with severe brain damage, effectively making him mentally retarded. At first Homer is thrilled to technically be smarter than "Know-it-all" Flanders, but when he see the full effect his actions have on Ned's relationship with Edna, Rodd and Todd, the guilt drives him to injure himself in a similar manner. However, unlike Ned, Homer doesn't survive and leaves Marge and the kids to mourn his passing alongside the now retarded Ned Flanders who cheerfully waves "Homer make a D'oh-dokily-doo! DERRRRRP!". With a lowered sense of perspective and priorities, Ned then kills himself with a waffle iron in order to be with his best friend again.

[Mr Black]

that was nothing man

Rape Feare-

Marge gets getting violently raped by todd and rodd flanders and ends up having to have her anus sewn back together by the new family doctor, lenny. After botching the operation, marge ends up slowly dying because of an infection in the needle as her organs bleed out her anus. Marge ends up suffering from stress and fear of rape after the ordeal and is sent with her family to start a new life at Backdoor Surprise Lake. Rodd and Todd follow the family, by summoning the deformed image of the prophet mohammed who lets them ride on his retarded flying carpet, which spouts racist jokes and pro-nuclear bomb messages. After arriving to the lake, Rodd and Todd repeatedly stand on mines which were planted in the ground to fend off rapists.
Their limbs are blown off but it doesn't stop them from finding a way to rape marge, which eventually happens to "baker st" which is played by BGM as he films the ordeal after possessing the dead body of Bart.

director: lolcats

[lolcats]

No.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Objections of content from @lolfox?!

[Shaunbadia]

that was nothing man

Rape Feare-

Marge gets getting violently raped by todd and rodd flanders and ends up having to have her anus sewn back together by the new family doctor, lenny. After botching the operation, marge ends up slowly dying because of an infection in the needle as her organs bleed out her anus. Marge ends up suffering from stress and fear of rape after the ordeal and is sent with her family to start a new life at Backdoor Surprise Lake. Rodd and Todd follow the family, by summoning the deformed image of the prophet mohammed who lets them ride on his retarded flying carpet, which spouts racist jokes and pro-nuclear bomb messages. After arriving to the lake, Rodd and Todd repeatedly stand on mines which were planted in the ground to fend off rapists.
Their limbs are blown off but it doesn't stop them from finding a way to rape marge, which eventually happens to "baker st" which is played by BGM as he films the ordeal after possessing the dead body of Bart.

director: lolcats

Ah...so a challenger appears, eh? Very well.....

"Homer-erotic"
When Homer gets fired from SNPP for the millionth time, he allows the Springfield mafia to once again shoot porn in his house. Marge attempts to kick them out but after she is slipped a heavy amount of narcotics, she is then at the whim of the mobsters as they force her to suck, fuck and molest her way to stardom (That's right I said molest, they drug Bart, Lisa and several other children who come near the Simpson household too). The rest of the episode is basically the mobsters raping Marge and making her screw the various kids of Springfield. Homer is unaware of this because he's essentially become Scrooge at this point, counting up all the money he's making.

In hundreds of years, scholars will discuss the scathing satire of this episode as the title "Homer-erotic" implies that it is about the one character who does not engage in any sexual activity during the episode......or does he?

*Suck Suck*




That's right....I've pulled my trump card. Attempt to outdo the sickening image of Homer and Maggie at your own peril.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

The time in which @Shaunbadia posts a horrifying shitty episode in the thread is the time I look forward to the most.

[lolcats]

Homer Cheats on Marge With Another... WOAH... man

Homer is brainwashed by Moe to do gay porn so Lenny will have an excuse to preform his many desires with him, but when Marge finds out, she drinks herself to death. Finally, when Homer snaps out of it, he realizes what has happened, and shoots himself in the head in front of Bart and Lisa. It cuts to a 17 years later card, which shows Lisa and Bart sitting in the same spot, zooming into their faces, it shows the look of anguish and guilt. It zooms out of the house, and shows Milhouse and Moe sitting on the porch, it's revealed Moe is dying from AIDS, brought on by one of his fellow filmakers. Finally, Lisa and Bart come out of the house, only for Moe to jump up and hypnotize them.

Milhouse sees this and jumps in front of Bart, but Moe hypnotizes him into thinking he's Moe.

For the rest of the episode, it shows images from Milhouse's pornographic film, He Who Loves Will Be Granted, a film about a man who has a sexual obsession with Jesus Christ.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble part 2 official synopsis by Al Jean:

Fuck you.

[lolcats]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble part 3 official synopsis by Adolf Jean II:

Your mother.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble part 4 official synopsis by Radolpho the Balloon boy:

The kitchen too.

[lolcats]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble part 5 by Ukinojoe:

I'm a mechanical boy.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble part 5 by Little Timmy

This path will ensure great future debt for you.

[lolcats]

Blonic in: Blidney Blrouble part 6 by Blonic:

Blonic has to give his blidney to Sonic, but then trouble abrews when no one can tell the difference between the two.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Blonic 2 in: Blidney Blrouble part 6 part 2 by Blonic 2:

the second film aka a sequel to blonic 2 aka blonic 2 part 2

[lolcats]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: Part 5: Part 6: Blonic in Blidney Trouble part 6 part 3: Handsome B. Wonderful in: Wonderfulness Trouble part 1 by Max Power III:

Whacky things happen when Homer tries to stop Blonic from giving Sonic a blidney, but when Sonic is revealed to be Handsome B. Wonderful in disguise, the whole world implodes and nobody's left behind.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: Part 5: Part 6: Blonic in Blidney Trouble part 6 part 3: Handsome B. Wonderful in: Wonderfulness Trouble part 1 in: Bohemian Rhapsody by lolcats

The world has imploded, and only the delightful music of Queen will possibly bring it back. However, the only person left alive doesn't have the song, and all stores + internet are wiped out.

[lolcats]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: Part 5: Part 6: Blonic in Blidney Trouble part 6 part 4: Handsome B. Wonderful in: Wonderfulness Trouble part 2 in: Bohemian Rhapsody part 2 by Boxy Brown:

Boxy Brown keeps purgatory in style by rapping every song known to man.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: Part 5: Part 6: Blonic in Blidney Trouble part 6 part 4: Handsome B. Wonderful in: Wonderfulness Trouble part 2 in: Bohemian Rhapsody part 2x5= part 10 by the magic man

Boxy Brown forgot to rap the Fresh Prince song, thus killing everyone in sight. However, things take a surprising twist when we find out that he meant to do it.

[zach]

well, these are shitty Simpsons episodes here.

[lolcats]

Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble Part 2: Part 3: Part 4: Part 5: Part 6: Blonic in Blidney Trouble part 6 part 4: Handsome B. Wonderful in: Wonderfulness Trouble part 2 in: Bohemian Rhapsody part 2x5= part 10x2 = part 20: part 1 by blue collar dog man:

Frylock takes Carl to the home, but Boxy Brown gets angry when he finds out this will bring back the universe, so he murders Frylock and puts Homer into a Frylock costume, Carl is displeased when he finds out he will not be taken to the home, so he gets Grampa to blow up the world, which he does, but he only wipes out Canada. Al Jean jumps in by a helicopter and shoots everyone that isn't from The Simpsons, he then proceeds to erase any events that happened after Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble, but in a shocking twist, Homer dies this time, but is still able to give his kidney to Grampa. Marge and the kids feel no emotion about this, and go eat tacos with Grampa Simpson. Zoom down to Hell, where Homer is forced to eat Watermelon Hotdogs for the rest of his life.