Create shitty Simpsons episodes here

[Flimpson Tide]

Based on some thread years ago I can no longer find that made me laugh pretty hard. Although maybe I was juvenile at the time. Pretty simple concept, though.

Bart vs. Springfield vs. Roe vs. Wade vs. God
Hot Chip reprise their role as Bart's nutsack, who convince Bart to torch the abortion clinic in this heartwarming Christmas episode. Guest starring Panic! At the Disco and the Muppets, who sing Nine in the Afternoon together over the credits.

Keep the Black Sabbath Day Holy
God has a procedure to remove one finger from each of His hands in order to more resemble the Crazy Cat Lady. But His recovery prevents Him from doing daily tasks, so The Simpsons have no choice but to take Him in. God tolerates some Commandment-breaking in the household such as Bart stealing Flanders' Wi-Fi and Marge committing adultery with Ghost Maude, but He is put over the edge when Homer picks up a Sunday shift at the plant - causing him to not keep the Sabbath Day holy. Featuring a Black Sabbath song on the radio while Homer works in order to justify the episode title.

South Park Already Did It
Lisa and Miss Hoover introduce the women of Springfield to queefing. Meanwhile, America's Bad Boy Bart Simpson is at his silly ol' pranks again, this time chopping Milhouse's parents into chili.

[Jims]

Maggie Simpsons goes to a nude beach and gets into many unfortunate situations.

[The Duke of Insomnia]

Season 23

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Season 23

dohoho

[YellowFever]

Mrs Doubtfather
It's the exact plot of Mrs Doubtfire.

Flost
After crashing on a desert island, for absolutely no reason, Homer opens a dental practice for sea turtles. Hilarity ensues.

Coming Soon: Fright at the Nauseum, Fatman Begins and Two Dozen and TWO Greyhounds!

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Moe-tel
Moe turns his sleazy bar into an equally sleazy motel. Hilarity ensues when Homer rents a room on the top floor and ends up destroying the entire thing (except the first floor, the lobby, which is his original bar) in the process.

[Bartesque]

A Million Little Rags

After his hugely popular appearance last year, Jeremy Irons the talking bar rag gets his own episode.

Jeremy wants to write some memoirs, but is turned down because he is a bar rag (despite trying to convince the publisher that he is the bar rag). Jeremy rewrites the book, removing the fact he is a bar rag and pretends to be human. He gets published and goes on The Opal Show, and she promotes the book. Two characters very close to Opal, let's call them Fannie and Gareth, are sad that they get no attention anymore, and blow Jeremy's secret about being a rag. Opal's fans are angry about Jeremy's dishonesty, and she invites Jeremy back on the show to attack him, but for some reason, the two characters close to Opal have a gun and take a bunch of people hostage. Jeremy ends up freeing the hostages, but not before the police shoot Gareth, leading Fannie to shoot himself. Opal is rushed to hospital for gun wounds, and survives.

[shoz999]

”Moe’s New Tavern" Season 25
Moe changes the look of his Tavern. He than destroys it, usually by fire... for the 20th time.

[leprechaun_dan]

Moe Goes From Lags to Glitches
Moe gets a lag on his computer that tells its life story of how it got there

Bart Goes Bieber

Marge Gets Sucked
Marge gets sucked into a hoover while cleaning the house. No one cares

[Simpsonfan]

i already did this episode

[Lance.Uppercut]

Krusty the Klone

Krusty finds himself in over his head when his seven ex-wives all start hounding him about his backlog of alimony and child support payments in a class-action suit. Krusty's gotta make money fast. He hires Prof. Frink to create a pack of Krusty Klones to do his dirty work and to make appearances at kid's parties to earn Krusty some extra cash. They even start doing tapings of the show in the U.S. and elsewhere. The Krusty Klones do their job pretty well, and Krusty starts raking in the cash, until one of them sees the luxurious lifestyle of the "real" Krusty: bronzed clown noses, imported seltzer from Europe and the like. The clone clowns contact Krusty's daughter, Sophie (now played by Tress MacNeille) to set things straight. Krusty realizes the error of his ways and takes them all, as an act of attrition, to Tijuana.

Meanwhile, Bart starts collecting shedded snake skins and sells them on the black market and on esnake.com . At one point in the episode, Krusty reveals a coat outlined with snake skins.

[shoz999]

I got an idea that's completely "original" and I didn't stole this idea from Ron Howard who stole the idea from Homer Simpson who stole the idea from James Cameron.

"the Terminizer", It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. The script is seventeen pages long and several of them are drawings of a time machine. So here's the plot, This robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives or dies. His best friend is a talking pie.

Here's my script of the Time Machine.

[Flimpson Tide]

Superintendent Chalmers Holds the School Hostage
Mrs. Glick holds the school hostage.

[shoz999]

Mrs. Glick is deceased in Season... 22 or 23 I think.

[Prune Tracy]

Superintendent Chalmers Holds the School Hostage
Mrs. Glick's ghost holds the school hostage.

[YellowFever]

A Turtle-y Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again
Bart gets a turtle. Hilarity ensues.

Kick-Grass
After Groundskeeper Willie's lawnmower breaks down the residents of Springfield hold an elaborate funeral, and remember all the good times they've shared with it. Homer is visited by the lawnmower's ghost and is told he must continue his legacy and thus Homer becomes a grass kicker. Before long he ends up in the big leagues and then in the Molympics where he is possessed by the ghost of Groundskeeper Willie's lawnmower and wins gold. When Homer gets home the lawnmower wont leave his body. For the following seventeen minutes of the episode Homer makes lawnmower noises. Hilarity ensues.

Bart Gets A Girlfriend Again, Lisa Changes Religion Again, Homer Gets A Job Again, Marge Cleans The House Again and Maggie Shoots Mr Burns Again
In a completely original episode... that happens. Hilarity ensues.

[Prune Tracy]

Hilarity Ensues
Hilarity ensues.

[lolcats]

Moe Goes From Rags to Riches 2

After realizing he actually has no friends, Moe and Homer set out on a hilarious quest to find Moe's old bar rag (who is now voiced by Seth Macfarlane.)

Rated NC-17

[Mr Black]

The Wimpsons

the simpson family all develop a fear of each other and barricade themselves into a room for protection.

sub-plot- santa's little helper dies of hunger because no-one feeds him and his spirit floats away and is absorbed into a mug.

[D DEBBS]

"Shitty", huh?

Okay...since we are into excrement: Our Favorite Family are turned into: the bears from the 'Charmin' toliet paper ad!

[Mr Black]

billy and the cloneasaurus

billy finds some ancient dna on a stick and uses it to clone a dinosaur, the experiment goes wrong and he ends up blowing a whole into a parallel universe where the same experiment has been made into a 1993 film called jurrassic park. he sues universal pictures for plagiarism and uses the money to buy a racing car, a solid gold house and a lifetime supply of liver and onions. bart and lisa beg him to give his money back to universal studios so they can record mullholland drive in the future.
billy gives his money to universal and they record mullholland drive but then david lynch ends up finding the portal to the other parallel universe and finds a cure to cancer, and ends up selling it to some iranian terrorists

[Dobbie]

Homer D'ohses in 3D!

A live-action episode with Homer (played by Keanu Reeves) going around a town. He's diagnosed with diabetes, and his only cure is a talking carrot.

[The Governor]

"The Jerkass is Right!"
Homer winds up on the Price is Right, wins, can't pay prize taxes; Marge contemplates a divorce that cause Patty and Selma to orgasm.

"The Simpsons 666th Episode Spectacular"
The Simpsons in hell, hosted by Satan, Lady Gaga, and the girl who played Blossom; Clips include: Homer vs. The Wallpaper, Marge vs. Hentai, and Bart and Lisa try to use an Etch-e-Sketch during an earthquake.

"How to Cheat the IRS--in 3D!"
Homer thinks there's a hidden meaning in his tax forms, so he tries completing them wearing red/blue 3D glasses, gets headache, audited.

[leprechaun_dan]

Moe and the Real Girl
Moe realises he can't get a girl so easy so he begins dating a mannequin

Star-Tangled Flander
Flanders opens up a bed and breakfast so he can pay off a huge debt that was created by jerkass Homer until a huge list of celebrities begin to move in. Guest starring: Nicki Minaj, some guy nobody's ever heard of and more unnecessary guests

[Flimpson Tide]

Bonin' Lisa
Lisa gets raped in the park in this heartwarming Christmas episode. Naturally Homer is thrilled his daughter is potentially expecting. But when the negative pregnancy test shows Homer will not be a grandfather, our loveable jerkass does everything to score himself a grandchild - eventually adopting one of Apu's octuplets. When Homer finally realizes that new Simpson baby Gheet is really his adopted son and not adopted grandson, he shoots Patty in the foot.

[Brad Lascelle]

This one's inspired by Season 22's Loan-a Lisa which took real-life inspiration from Yeardley Smith's devotion to microfinancing and spun a Lisa-centric storyline around it...

"Drag Me to Heel"
Fed up with being constantly overlooked by the citizens of Springfield due to her diminutive size, Lisa designs a new line of heels for young girls to level the playing field. The shoes prove so popular that they kick off a craze at Springfield Elementary and causes the boys to start questioning their masculinity as they're towered over by their female classmates. To rebel, Bart raids his Mom's steroid stash (from 'Strong Arms of the Ma' - Marge only disposed of her weight set at the end of that episode) and gets the boys hooked on growth hormones. As a gender war on verticality erupts, Moe's ex-girlfriend Maya (Tress MacNeille) steps up to show that the tiniest of individuals can make the largest of impressions.

[hammster]

These are from a thread I posted last year.

Simpsons Toasting on an Open Wire
Maggie gets electrocuted.
Lisa the Vegetable
Lisa mysteriously turns into a turnip.
Some Indented Evening
The same as Some Enchanted Evening just everything is shifted slightly to the right.
Bart sells his bowl
Bart sells his bowl.
22 Bort Films about Springfield
22 stories about the beloved character of Bort.
The Funky Suit
Homer buys himself a suit.
The Citizens of New York vs. Homer Simpsons
An army of Homer clones fight every single citizen of New York.
Lisa's Shedding
Lisa finally sheds her old skin.
Krusty gets Dusty
Krusty gets dusty in this thrilling first part of a two parter!
Krusty gets Dusted
In this thrilling conclusion, Krusty gets dusted.
Lisa the Geek
Lisa studies.
Marge on the Tram
Marge rides the tram.
Homer the Eight
Homer turns into the number 8.
Cake My Knife, Cheese
Marge and Homer start a cheesecake factory but their childhood dream quickly turns into a knifefight for some reason.
Donor Lisa
Lisa donates her spleen to medical science.
Marge in Pain
Marge stubs her toe.
The Last Temptation of Dust
Dust makes it's thrilling return to Springfield but this time it's personal!
Homer BADroMANce
Homer meets Lady Gaga.*
The Springfield Piles
The town of Springfield suffers from a serious case of piles.

*As I understand, this one is happening now.

[Mr Black]

Bart's New Comet- Bart discovers another comet which seems to be heading on a collision course with earth. instead it hits the sun, which in course wipes out all human life. guest staring Stephen Hawking as himself.

Marge v The Monobrow- Homer decides to take some hormones which increase his hair growth, after growing a monobrow Marge loses her interest and ends up starting a campaign against monobrows.

You Only move nine-hundred and forty times- The Simpsons become nomadic

Bart sells his hole - Bart becomes a male prostitute and ends up becoming a celebrity in the process after recording his seven hour sex session with hans moleman. guest starring alan rickman as the pimp.

[iambobdole1]

Wow, this thread went to the gutter really quick...

[iambobdole1]

It kind of scares me how quick I came up with these, but here's a few more ideas
(also, you may want to ignore that earlier gutter remark...)

Mono-a-mono
Lyle Lanley returns to Springfield, and the townspeople are dumb enough to rebuild the monorail

Lenny-thing Goes
In which Lenny and Carl finally get married

Dead-na
Still distraught over Maude's death, Ned goes berserk, and kills Edna and Rod, sparing Todd for no apparent reason

Lisa's New Sax
In this very special episode, Lisa reunites with Bleeding Gums Murphy, who actually faked his own death because the government was chasing him over tax fraud. Also, he gives Lisa a new sax.

Goodness Gracious, Snowball's On Fire!
Desperate for attention, Snowball 2 kills the dog, and sets herself on fire, but nobody notices.

The Simpsons Go To Canada Again
The Simpsons revisit Canada, but just go to Quebec and Newfoundland. Celine Dion guest stars.

Homer and Marge Make A Porno
Low on cash, Homer and Marge decide to make a home-made porn film, which then becomes an international hit. The kids are totally apathetic about the whole thing.

Another Flashback Episode
In this episode, it's revealed that Maggie's real father is Sideshow Mel.

Homer The Negotiator
When Barney decides to get sober again, Moe holds him hostage in the bar, and only Homer can resolve the situation.

Lisa's Snub-stitute
In the season finale, Mr. Bergstrom returns to Springfield to make amends with Lisa. However, she's still angry at him, and refuses to talk to him. At the end of the episode, Bergstrom is arrested for molesting Sherri and Terri.