Craziest project ever: Random Simpsons story!!!

[Springfield tycoon]

You may think this thread does not make sense. You may be right. It probably is the craziest thread ever.
Or you can consider it "pure avant-garde". Yes, art.
You be the judge.
Here you can help to write a "random" Simpsons story.
Don't worry about quality: you don’t have to be a screenwriter or the new Stephen King... just use your fantasy and have fun.
It is very easy.
First user opens the story: a subject, a place…
Second user has to keep the story going.
So the third…
You absolutely have to be concise: only a few words for each post. You are not the star here, just a little part of a big… something!
Please also add punctuation.
You can post as many times as you want, but two consecutive posts are not allowed!
If you think the story came to the end, just write THE END.
Once the story has been completed, the same procedure can be used to find an appropriate title.


Here is an example:

User A: Marge Simpson
User B: wanted
User C: to buy
User B: a brand new
and so on...


Another one:

User A: Ten years
User B: ago.
User A: Springfield.
User C: Mr. Burns
User D: finally
and so on...


One more:

User A: I can’t
User B: believe
User C: Lisa Simpson
and so on...


How is all this going to work? Are we really going to write a Simpsons story? What kind of story?
Nobody knows!


Time to begin.
Next post opens the story…

[Bella Drape 'er]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich...

[Blobulle]

because it contained

Or we can do like this:

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained

[ManiacalRoboKiller]

maggots and horse crap

[TheSecondComing]

.They suspected the culprit to be

[Simpsonfan]

Bart Simpson

[Ernie]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner

[The Governor]

gave them both detention for reporting him to

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Some quality Y.A.R.N. action up in here.

principal skinner, who was

[leprechaun_dan]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to principal skinner, who was smoking dope behind a dumpster

[zartok-35]

along with Otto. "Ah, my favorite strain:

[Springfield tycoon]

Hey!
Something went wrong.
"Principal Skinner gave both detention for reporting him to principal skinner" does not make sense.
I think Zombies Rise from the Sea’s post may have caused some confusion…
Please avoid comments / suggestions (it is a “random” experiment!) and try to keep the story going with coherent and concise posts. Unfortunately, such unintentional mistakes may easily invalidate the “random” story and the other posts that followed…
That being said, I suggest to continue from this point:

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to

leprechaun_dan and zartok-35: please post again your contributions! Thank you very much!

[Sinister Burns]

Superintendent Chalmers instead of him.

[leprechaun_dan]

A'ight

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to the troubled principals club for principals smoking dope behind a dumpster

[Springfield tycoon]

You are not having any luck with this project, leprechaun_dan... Señor Burns posted his contribution first!

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to Superintendent Chalmers instead of him.

[Springfield tycoon]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to Superintendent Chalmers instead of him. "SEY-MOUR!!!"

[TheSecondComing]

"Super Nintendo Chalmers?" ,

[Springfield tycoon]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to Superintendent Chalmers instead of him. "SEY-MOUR!!!" "Super Nintendo Chalmers?" , babbled the Principal.

[Shaunbadia]

"Did you just call me Nintendo?"

[Dandu386]

Seymour Skinner rubbed his shoe on the ground and said "Uh, yes." Chalmers replied "You idiot! I told you I like Sega!"

[Springfield tycoon]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to Superintendent Chalmers instead of him. "SEY-MOUR!!!" "Super Nintendo Chalmers?" , babbled the Principal. "Did you just call me Nintendo?" Seymour Skinner rubbed his shoe on the ground and said "Uh, yes." Chalmers replied "You idiot! I told you I like Sega!" “Eat my shorts, Mario and Sonic!”, yelled Bart.

[D DEBBS]

"MMMmmmmm...Sonic Drive-In!" said Homer, who was passing by and listening in on the conversation....

[Dandu386]

Homer too distracted by the thought bumps into the school fence.

[Lance.Uppercut]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to Superintendent Chalmers instead of him. "SEY-MOUR!!!" "Super Nintendo Chalmers?" , babbled the Principal. "Did you just call me Nintendo?" Seymour Skinner rubbed his shoe on the ground and said "Uh, yes." Chalmers replied "You idiot! I told you I like Sega!" “Eat my shorts, Mario and Sonic!”, yelled Bart. "MMMmmmmm...Sonic Drive-In!" said Homer, who was passing by and listening in on the conversation.... Homer too distracted by the thought bumps into the school fence. The airbag went off

[Dandu386]

in Superintendent Chalmer's car.

[Hommer]

The force pushed him out of the car, and he fell out. He looked up to see

[simpsonsbart]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to Superintendent Chalmers instead of him. "SEY-MOUR!!!" "Super Nintendo Chalmers?" , babbled the Principal. "Did you just call me Nintendo?" Seymour Skinner rubbed his shoe on the ground and said "Uh, yes." Chalmers replied "You idiot! I told you I like Sega!" “Eat my shorts, Mario and Sonic!”, yelled Bart. "MMMmmmmm...Sonic Drive-In!" said Homer, who was passing by and listening in on the conversation.... Homer too distracted by the thought bumps into the school fence. The airbag went off in Superintendant Chalmers' car. The force pushed him out of the car, and he fell out. He looked up to see his glasses but sees Otto who is flirting with her daughter.

[saza26]

One Day, Sherri and Terri ate a really bad sandwich because it contained maggots and horse crap .They suspected the culprit to be Bart Simpson, so Principal Skinner gave them both detention for reporting him to Superintendent Chalmers instead of him. "SEY-MOUR!!!" "Super Nintendo Chalmers?" , babbled the Principal. "Did you just call me Nintendo?" Seymour Skinner rubbed his shoe on the ground and said "Uh, yes." Chalmers replied "You idiot! I told you I like Sega!" “Eat my shorts, Mario and Sonic!”, yelled Bart. "MMMmmmmm...Sonic Drive-In!" said Homer, who was passing by and listening in on the conversation.... Homer too distracted by the thought bumps into the school fence. The airbag went off in Superintendant Chalmers' car. The force pushed him out of the car, and he fell out. He looked up to see his glasses but sees Otto who is flirting with her daughter. Chalmers then proceeded to smack Otto across the face.