Fanscript The Maggie Simpson Show E702 Firegirl Maggie

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ok guys here is Episode 2 of Season 7

FADE INTO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Its Morning and The Simpsons are eating breakfast at the table, Homer is reading the Springfield Shopper Maggie Bart and Lisa are eating Krusty Cereal they are still in they're PJ's

HOMER: I can't belive it, another tax hike If Bill Clinton were still in the white house he wouldn't rise the taxes
LISA: Perhaps he did it for reasons like for example the world resession
HOMER: World Resesssion, itrs all Grease's fault and of course Iceland
MAGGIE: What is a resession
LISA: Its something to do with the world economy and to help we have to spend less on things
HOMER: I'm not spending less and Obama can go to hell
MAGGIE: But Daddy we have to spend less to help the world
HOMER: Help the world, the world never helped me so no
MAGGIE: You could always cut back on your beer
HOMER: Nah i'm not gonna be doing that
MARGE: OK its nearly time for the bus so go and get dressed
MAGGIE: OK Mommy

Maggie leaves the table and makes her way to the bedroom when Maggie enters the top of the stairs she throws down her PJ's

HOMER: I'm Staying off work today
MARGE: No your not Homer your going to work
HOMER: Aw Damn it

CUT TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is now wearing herr normal custume

MAGGIE: Well i'm all set to hear what Miss Jenkins is teaching me today

Then the school bus beeps its horn outside Maggie exits the room and slides down the banister

MAGGIE: WEEEEEEE

She makes it outside and onto the bus the bus Driver Otto Mann greets her as she enters the bus

OTTO: Hey Maggie
MAGGIE: Hey Otto

Maggie takes a seat next to Emma Kensington

EMMA: Morning Maggie
MAGGIE: Morning Emma
EMMA: Hope we're swimming today at school
MAGGIE: I hate swimming it always makes me tired then I have to take a nap
EMMA: I think that is the idea, what do you think Missy

Missy Appears from a seat behind them

MISSY: Yes that is the idea too
MAGGIE: Well I do have my bathing suit packed just in case it is
EMMA: Always better to be safe then sorry
MAGGIE: Indeed Emma

The bus pulls up outside the school and the kids exit the bus

CUT TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, AUDITURUM

The Kids are sitting on seats facing a stage

MAGGIE: I wonder why we were told to come in here first
MISSY: Search Me but it must be important

Then Principal Skinner enters the stage

SKINNER: Welcome to another school term, this year you will learn about History of Springfield but you Kindergarteners will learn crafts and paint
MAGGIE: That sounds boring
SKINNER: Perhaps Maggie Simpson would like to come up on stage and explan to us why she thinks it is boring

Maggie gets up from her seat and enters the stage

MAGGIE: I think its boring because Art is a form of bordom and is for people who have nothing better to do
SKINNER: Thank you Maggie you may sit back down

Maggie returns to her seat

SKINNER: Now today we have something very specal visiting the school today and that will be this afternoon so for now you all may go about your lessons

The kids leave the Auditurum and go to the classroom

In the Kindergarten class

The kids are sitting at the table eating Cookies and Drinking Milk out of a Carton

MAGGIE: I wonder what the visitor will be
EMMA: I don't know but it sounds so exciting
MISSY: Yeah a time back in Ireland this Monster Truck visited called Big Bertha visited and crushed a lot of cars
MAGGIE: Cool
EMMA: I don't think it will be that I mean Skinner isn't one to hire top acts
MAGGIE: He once hired Santa Clause around Christmas to give us all Presents and of course I was so thrilled that I nearly wet my Training Pants
EMMA: Good job you didn't
Then the bell rings for recess

JENKINS: OK, Time for recess

They all exit the classroom and make they're way outside to play

CUT TO THE PLAYGROUND

Emma Kensington and Maggie Simpson are playing with a Skipping rope Maggie is in the middle jumping over the rope while Emma and Missy turn it

MAGGIE: Anyone wanna play Hopscotch
MISSY :OK Maggie
EMMA: OK I'll just put the rope away

Maggie has drown some squares and numbers on the ground

MAGGIE: OK The object of the game is to throw the pebble I have in my hand and you have to hope over that square it lands on, I'll take the first go

Maggie throws the Pebble it lands on the number 6 she hops towards the 6 then hops over it

MAGGIE: See now its your turn Emma

Emma throws a Pebble it lands on a number 7

Emma hops all the way to Number 7

EMMA: Maggie this game is so darn easy
MAGGIE: I'm glad you think so. Missy its your turn
MISSY: I don't think I can do it
MAGGIE: Come on Missy Hopping is mainly jumping on one leg
MISSY: OK Maggie i'll give it a go but if I start to fall catch me ok
MAGGIE: Missy i'll catch you ok

Missy throws her pebble lans on the number 10

MISSY: Good God, not number ten

Missy hops towards number ten but she falls but Maggie catches her

MAGGIE: Got you, are you ok
MISSY: Yes i'm fine, thank you for catching me
MAGGIE: No problem, I didn't want you getting hurt

then the bell rings for end of recess

The kids go back inside the school and head back to the classroom

CUT BACK TO THE KINDERGARTEN CLASS

The kids are sitting on the carpet and Miss Jenkins is standing in front of them

JENKINS: OK Kids now we are going to have a sing a long and to give you a clue what the Special Visitor will be here is a song that will be a really big Clue
MAGGIE: I wish the afternoon will come the suspence is killing me like in Safehouse the Movie
EMMA: We can't watch that its rated R
MAGGIE: I sneaked in and watched it but I did get asked to leave as I were underage
JENKINS: Right time for the song

Miss Jenkins plays London's Burning on the Piano

JENKINS: London's Burning ,London's Burning, Fetch the Engines, Fetch the Engines Fire, Fire Pour on Water, Pour on Water

JENKINS: Come on everybody join in

All the kids including Maggie sing the song

The song ends

JENKINS: So do any of you know what today’s visitor is

they all rise they'rr left hand in the air

JENKINS: Yes Maggie
MAGGIE: Is it a firetruck that is coming
JENKINS: I'm not suppose to say anything but I think you might be right

then the bel rings for lunch

MAGGIE: Yay, lunch time, I hope the cathateria has hotdogs today

CUT TO THE DINING HALL

Maggie is sitting at a table with Emma and Missy

MAGGIE: Can't wait till after lunch
EMMA: Yeah the visitor is coming

Maggie eats her hotdog and eats her fries

Then she looks out of the window and sees a firetruck that says 911 Springfield

MAGGIE: Woo-hoo, the firetruck, wow its as big as a house

then Principal Skinner walks up behind her

SKINNER: You can go out and see it after lunch
MAGGIE: But I wanna go and see it now
SKINNER: No, After lunch now sit back down at your table and finnish your lunch Simpson
MAGGIE: Yes Principal Skinner

Maggie sits back down at her table next to Emma and Missy

MAGGIE: He won't let me see the firetruck early
EMMA: It wouldn't be fair on the others if you went out and saw it early
MAGGIE: Aw Crap, that sounds like a load of dog crap to me
EMMA: Maggie don't swear
MAGGIE: I'm sorry Emma but its my way of dealing with things
EMMA: Perhaps you need to find a new way
MAGGIE: Hmm, perhaps your right

CUT TO THE CAR LOT

Maggie and the kids are standing in front of the firetruck, Principal Skinner is talking to the kids

SKINNER: OK Kids lets welcome the Springfield Fire Department

Then Moe gets out of the Firetuck

MAGGIE: Moe, what are you doing working as a fireman
MOE: Mags I’m only a volunteer I don't get paid or nothing
MAGGIE: Oh so you do it for free and your still working at the bar
MOE: Yeah Mags come by after school and you can have a free Cola
MAGGIE: I'd like that Moe but right now i'd like to sit in your firetuck
MOE: Sure thing

Moe Lifts her up and puts her in the drivers seat

MAGGIE: Can I wear your hat
MOE: Yeah Sure

Moe takes his Hat off and puts it on Maggie's head

MAGGIE: I am firegirl Maggie, Woo-hoo, (In Song) I am Firegirl

Maggie turns on the Siren

MAGGIE: I like that sound
MOE: OK Time to let sombody else have a go

Maggie clings hold of the firetruck while Moe tries to pull her away

MAGGIE: No, my Firetruck, Nobody else can have a go
SKINNER: Maggie this is unacceptable behavior
MAGGIE: No, No, NOOOOOO (CRIES)

Moe puts her on the ground

MOE: Whose Next

CUT TO THE EVINING AT MOE'S TAVERN

Maggie is sitting on a stool drinking Cola

MAGGIE: Moe, i'm Sorry I played up its just that i'm not use to sharing
MOE: Its ok Mags I understand and i'm happy that you'vev apologised
MAGGIE: Can I have another Cola
MOE: Sure, $2

Maggie pays Moe and Moe gives her some change

MAGGIE: Thank you

Maggie walks over to the Jukebox and puts in her money and selects three times a lady by the commodores

MAGGIE: Moe wanna dance with me
MOE: Sure

Moe and Maggie dance to the music

MOE: Maggie, if you were old enough to get married I’d marry you in a second
MAGGIE: (CRIES WITH HAPPINESS) That is the niceist thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you
MOE: What, you mean nobody says nice things about you
MAGGIE: No they don't Moe

Then Homer enters the bar

HOMER: Maggie put the barman down its time for you to go home
MAGGIE: Well see you again Moe
MOE: See ya Mags

Maggie leaves with Homer hand in hand

CUT TO OUTSIDE MOE'S TAVERN

Maggie and Homer are stood arguing

MAGGIE: But I like Moe hes friendly
HOMER: Yes but you have to come home with me for Dinner
MAGGIE: OK OK OK, I'll come home
HOMER: That;s my girl now get in the car

Maggie gets in the front seat of the car next to Homer

The car drives away


FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

The Simpson family are sitting at the table eating dinner

LISA: So I hear you were with Moe after School how was it
MAGGIE: It was great, better then living with that fat tub of lard (POINTS AT HOMER)
HOMER: (ANGRY) Young Lady any more insults at the table and you will spend the rest of the evening in your room
MAGGIE: Theres crap all on tv anyway i'd rather do my homework
BART: But Maggie have you forgotton
MAGGIE: Forgotton What
BART: TNA Is on SPIKE tonight
MAGGIE: Bart its TV-14 so i'm not old enough to see that

Maggie finishes eating her Chicken Pie and decides she doesn't like Sprouts

MAGGIE: I'm not eating them they look all green
LISA: Maggie there suppose to look like that and besides they are good for you

Lisa picks up Moggie’s fork and stabs a Sprout and force feeds her

LISA Come on Maggie open up for the Airplane
MAGGIE: No
LISA: Will you do it for a cookie
MAGGIE: Make it two and we'll talk
LISA: Done

Maggie takes the fork from Lisa and eats her Sprouts

MAGGIE: Now gve me my cookies
LISA: Sure thing Maggie

Lisa leaves the table and gets Maggie two cookies from the cookie jar then she returns to the table and gives the cookies to Maggie

LISA: Here you go Maggie, Enjoy
MAGGIE: I'll save them for later as i'm about to have some of Mommy's Toffee Pudding

Maggie puts her Cookies in her Pocket for safe keeping

Marge gives Maggie a Bowl of Toffee Pudding

MAGGIE: Thank you

Maggie eats her pudding

CUT TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is playing with a bat and ball when suddenly her stomach starts to hurt

MAGGIE: Oh I shouldn't have had those cookies and now I think i'm gonna tosss my cookies

Maggie runs to the bathroom

Then she comes back

MAGGIE: That is mildly better
Maggie continues playing

CUT TO THE BATHROOM

Homer is looking at the toilet

HOMER: Alright, Alright, Who throw up in the Toilet

CUT BACK TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is still sitting on her bed playing with her bat and ball

Then Homer enters the room

HOMER: Maggie can I ask you a Question
MAGGIE: Sure Daddy Ask away
HOMER: Did you throw up in the toliet
MAGGIE: Yes I did because I had two lots of pudding and two cookies, damn my appetite
HOMER: OK Sweetie are you feeling better now
MAGGIE: Yes I feel much better thank you
HOMER: That is great sweetie
MAGGIE: Daddy, would it be ok if I could go and visit the firehouse to see how it all works
HOMER: Yeah but didn't one visit your school today
MAGGIE: Yes but I sort of craped all over that visit (Laughs Nervous)
HOMER: Well i'll arrange the visit at the weekend as you have school in the morning
MAGGIE: OK Daddy but don't forget
HOMER: When have I ever forgot about anything
MAGGIE: Well you forgot Mommys Birthday, you forgot Lisa's birthday and you nearly forgot mine Mommy had to tell you it was my birthday
HOMER: Why is it your birthday today
MAGGIE: No i'm just saying that as an example
HOMER: Well ok I guess, put on your Pj's and get into bed
MAGGIE: Can't I stay up for another hour
HOMER: That would mean you staying up till 9pm and your bedtime is 8pm and your mother would kill me if she found out so No
MAGGIE: OK Daddy
HOMER: Now you see why and you understand
MAGGIE: Yes Daddy I do so i'll get ready for bed
HOMER: That's my girl

Homer leaves the room

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE NEXT MORNING IN MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is still asleep in bed when Marge enters the room

MARGE: Maggie its 7am time to get up and have breakfast

Maggie wakes up

MAGGIE: OK Mommy can I get dressed first
MARGE: No because then you won't have time to eat your breakfast
MAGGIE: But i'm in my PJ's
MARGE: Its alright everybody else is
MAGGIE: OK I'll be there in a few minutes

CUT TO THE KITCHEN

The Simpsons are having breakfast at the table, Maggie is eating Toast

MAGGIE: Daddy I hope you haven’t forgotten about our arrangement to look around the firehouse
HOMER: No sweetie i'll have a word with the firehouse Manager on my way home from work
MAGGIE: Thank you Daddy
HOMER: No problem Sweetie

CUT TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, KINDERGARTEN CLASS

Maggie and the others are making pictures with sticky stars and Glitter, Maggie is now wearing her normal clothes

MAGGIE: Can't wait till the weekend
EMMA: Why, what or where are you going
MAGGIE: Daddy is taking me to the firehouse, he says he will have a word with the firehouse manager
GERALD: Maggie, your Daddy is Homer Simpson right
MAGGIE: Yes what's your point
GERALD: He never keeps his promise, remember when he promised to take you to the Charch Picnic and you ended up going with your aunts

FADE INTO MAGGIE'S MEMORY

Maggie is standing with Patti and Selma while they smoke

MAGGIE: I'm just gonna get some food
SELMA: Yeah for us
MAGGIE: How come Cousin Ling doesn't have to do what you say
LING: Oh I do Cousin Maggie or they'll tell me off
MAGGIE: I see

FADE BACK TO THE PRESENT

MAGGIE: That was a terrible day, I had to play with my Cousin all damn Day, so I hope for his sake he keeps his promise or he’ll be in for one hell of an evening

Then Miss Jenkins comes over to Maggie

JENKINS: Maggie Simpson, I hope I didn't hear a swear word just then
MAGGIE: Sorry Miss Jenkins
JENKINS: That's more like it

Then Miss Jenkins sits back at her desk
GERALD: Did you have to say your sorry to the teacher all the time
MAGGIE: Yes I do because I believe it is the right thing to do
GERALD: Suit yourself Loser
MAGGIE: Say that again Gerald and you'll be sorry
GERALD: LOSER, LOSER, LOSER

Maggie grabs hold of Gerald and pins him to the wall

MAGGIE: (ANGRY) I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED A LOSER BECAUSE I'M NOT A LOSER DAMN IT (PANTS WITH ANGER), Now what do you say
GERALD: Byte me

Maggie gets really mad and kicks Gerald between the legs

MAGGIE: Now what do you say
GERALD: Sorry Maggie
MAGGIE: That's Better

Miss Jenkins walks over to Maggie

JENKINS: (ANGRY) Maggie Simpson, did you kick Gerald in his unmentionables
MAGGIE: Yes but you didn't let me explan
JENKINS: You can do that in Principal Skinner's Office
MAGGIE: No, anything but him (CRIES)
JENKINS: I'm Sorry Maggie but you broke the rules so you will have to pay the price
MAGGIE: I have five dollars and five cent
JENKINS: Principal Skinner's Office now

Maggie leaves the classroom and makes her way to Principal Skinner's Office

CUT TO PRINCIPAL SKINNER'S OFFICE

Maggie is sitting on a chair facing him at his desk

SKINNER: Maggie there is some things I allow in this school and some things I don't and attacking another Kindergartener Like yourself I do not allow in my School
MAGGIE: I attacked him for a very good reason and that reason is he called me names
SKINNER: Why didn't you tell Miss Jenkins
MAGGIE: What would be the point she'd never have belived me
SKINNEER: I'm sure she would have but since you did this i'm going to have to punish you
MAGGIE: So what is my Punishment
SKINNER: Twenty Days Detention
MAGGIE: Yes sir, I understand (HANGS HEAD IN SHAME)
SKINNER: Now go outside and play its recess
MAGGIE: But the bell didn't ring
SKINNER: The bell is currently broken
MAGGIE: What this bell

Maggie presses the button but it doesn't work

MAGGIE: So have you called anyone in to fix it
SKINNER: Yes it will be fixed this afternoon
MAGGIE: Just in time for Lunch
SKINNER: Yes and lunch is Beef Stew and you will be having your lunch at my table today
MAGGIE: (Annoyed Grunt)

CUT TO THE PLAYGROUND

Maggie is standing near a wall worried about what Gerald will do to her

MAGGIE: (WORRIED) I wonder what hes going to do, if I saw him i'd tell him I was sorry for kicking him

Then Gerald walks up to Maggie anmd pushes her down, Maggie falls on her bottom but in the process she has grazed her knee

MAGGIE: Ow, My Tushie

Maggie looks at her knee and sees it is bleeding

MAGGIE: (ANGRY) You made me graze my knee you Bastard

Emma walks over to Maggie and helps her up

EMMA: Maggie perhaps you should see the Nurse about your knee
MAGGIE: Will you come with me
EMMA: Of course I will
MAGGIE: Thank you

CUT TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE

Maggie is sitting on a counter having her knee cleaned

NURSE: How did this happen Maggie
MAGGIE: I tripped
NURSE: OK, You just be careful in future, now what Bandaid would you like, Dinosaurs or Happy Little Elves
MAGGIE: Dinosaurs please

The nurse puts a Dinosaur Band aid on Maggie’s left Knee

MAGGIE: Could you perhaps look at my Butt too because I fell on it pretty hard

CUT TO THE DINING HALL

Maggie is waiting in the line to get her food she chooses Beef Stew and Jelly and Ice Cream for her Desert, Maggie pays for her lunch and Lunchlady Doris gives her some change out of her five

DORIS: Thank you Sweetie
MAGGIE: Thank you

Maggie sits at Principal Skinner's table with the teachers and Grandskeeper Willie

WILLIE: Don't worry about ya Detention, I got plenty of Detentions back in Scotland we got 100 days detention just for talking if we were really naughty we got the cane

SKINNER: Thank you Willie

Maggie just eats her lunch

SKINNER: You look like your enjoying that Maggie
MAGGIE: I am Sir its really nice

Maggie finishes her Stew and moves on to her Jelly and Ice Cream

MAGGIE: Now this Jello tastes like Lime its really nice
CHARMERS: Yes Lime, Maggie how would you like to be a food taster for the school you will get your food for free while we are doing this
MAGGIE: Superintendent Charmers i'll be glad to

Maggie shakes hands with Superintendent Charmers

CUT TO LATER THAT EVINING IN THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

The Simpson Family are having Dinner at the table

MAGGIE: Daddy did you remember to ask the Firehouse Manager if it was ok for me to look around this weekend
HOMER: Oh, sorry Maggie I forgot to ask him

Maggie puts her fork down on the plate stands up and gets angry

MAGGIE: ( ANGRY) I knew you'd forget, well I should have expected as much from a man who has a brain the size of a pea (SOBS) then Maggie leaves the table and goes to her room crying
MARGE: Homer go and have a talk with her
HOMER: But she insulted my intelligence
BART: She can't insult what you didn't have to begin with
HOMER: (ANGRY) Why you little- (STRANGLES HIM)
LISA: Put Bart Down and have a talk with Maggie
HOMER: Can't you do it
LISA: Dad, I know Maggie insulted your intelligence but you have to forgive her because she is five years old and she doesn't know any better so go to Maggie and talk to her
HOMER: OK OK OK, I'll go

CUT TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is sitting on the edge of her bed holding her Teddy Bear then Homer enters the room and sits next to her

MAGGIE: What the hell do you want now
HOMER: Maggie I’m sorry I forgot to arrange the Fi rehouse trip but tomorrow I promise I will do it for you
MAGGIE: Daddy if you do this for me i'll love you even more then I do now
HOMER: That's my girl, now give me a hug

Maggie gives Homer a big Hug

MAGGIE: I like hugs and I like cuddles too
HOMER: I'll cuddle you when you cry ok
MAGGIE: I was crying but i'm not now
HOMER: That's great because I hate to see you cry

Homer kisses her on her forehead then he lives the room

MAGGIE: I've still got it and I really hope he keeps his promise tomarrow

CUT TO THE NEXT MORNING AT THE SPRINGFIELD FIREHOUSE

Homer is talking to the firehouse Manager

HOMER: Would it be OK if I brought my little girl on Saturday to see your firehouse
MANAGER: Sure we always want to teach kids about the dangers of fire
HOMER: Thank you she will be very happy

Homer leaves the Firehouse

CUT BACK TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, LIVING ROOM

Maggie is sitting on the couch watching TV while eating Popcorn then Homer enters the room

HOMER: Guess what Maggie, the visit to the Firehouse is happening this Saturday
MAGGIE: Sorry i've changed my mind, i'd rather go to the Cinema
HOMER: But I’ve arranged it now and you can't back out
MAGGIE: You can't force me to do something I don't wanna do, that would be against Human rights
HOMER: Please Maggie, do it for me

Maggie thinks for a moment

MAGGIE: (SIGHS) OK, I'll do it but this is the only time your getting your own way
HOMER: Thank you For doing this Maggie you won't regrat this
MAGGIE: I'd better not for your sake

CUT TO THE FIREHOUSE

Homer and Maggie are standing outside the firehouse

HOMER: Well Maggie, here we are the Firehouse
MAGGIE: Yeah I see that we are but I’d like to go in to see the fire engines not the damn Building
HOMER: Of course my sweetness we are just waiting for the firehouse Manager
MAGGIE: Well he ain't gonna come till you ring the bell

Maggie rings the bell and the firehouse manager comes out

MANAGER: Yes what can I do for you
MAGGIE: Hi, I’m Maggie and this is my Daddy, I believe he arranged to look around for me
MANAGER: I don't recall anything like that little girl
MAGGIE: Oh but he did he told me last night
MANAGER: Name
MAGGIE: My name, my name is Maggie Simpson

The manager looks on his list and sees the name Simpson on the list

MANAGER: Well your on the list so you can look around
MAGGIE: Thank you Sir

Maggie and Homer enter the firehouse

inside the firehouse Maggie and Homer are looking at the Fire Engines

MAGGIE: Wow that one is really big
HOMER: Yeah I bet it could put out a lotta fires
MANAGER: We don't only put out fires, we sometimes rescue people, now whose Hungry

CUT TO THE CAFATEARA

Maggie and Homer are eating lunch at a table

MAGGIE: I wonder if they have a gift shop
HOMER: If they do I ain't buy you anything
MAGGIE: Oh but didn't you pay for lunch
HOMER: Yeah i- D'OH
MAGGIE: (LAUGHS) See I got something out of you after all
HOMER: Only thing you are getting
MAGGIE: Fine, i'll pay for something from the gift shop myself
HOMER: Why, you got money
MAGGIE: Yes of course I do
HOMER: Well good knock yourself out

Maggie gets off her chair and leaves the Cafeteria

MANAGER: You having problems with your daughter
HOMER: No, shes just going off on one of her angry hours
MANAGER: Well either way you should look after her in a busy firehouse
HOMER: Oh Shut up captain either way

CUT TO THE GIFT SHOP

Maggie is looking at the items in the gift shop

MAGGIE: Fireman Hats, Modal Fire Engines, hmm perhaps i'll buy a fireman hat and a Modal Fire Engine

Maggie asks the Clerk how much

MAGGIE: Excuse me sir but how much are these items together
CLERK: That will be $10
MAGGIE: OK I'll take them
CLERK: Where are your perents
MAGGIE: I decided to leave Daddy muching away on his Sandwich
CLERK: OK, That will be $10

Maggie pays with a twenty he gives her ten dollar change

MAGGIE: Thank you
CLERK: Do you want a bag
MAGGIE: Nah i'm good thanks

Maggie leaves the gift shop with her items


CUT TO MAGGIE LEAVING THE SHOP

Maggie has left the shop but she is not looking where she is going and a fire engine has just come back from a job and the fire Engine slams on the breaks

FIREMAN: Do you always walk across the walkway without looking
MAGGIE: Oh put out some fires Butthole

then the fireman gets out the fire engine gets the firehose and points it at Maggie

FIREMAN: I'm giving you to the count of three to apologise for your remarks
MAGGIE: OK ONE TWO THREE, Kiss My Yellow little Ass

She sticks two fingers up to the fireman but this gesture is blurred out

FIREMAN: You had your chance so its time for the firehose
MAGGIE: Squirt me with that and i'll tell the firehouse manager
FIREMAN: Like I give a rats ass about this crappy job
MAGGIE: Go ahead, squirt me

The fireman turns on the hose and squirts Maggie with Water then the fireman turns off the hose and Maggie is soaked from head to toe

MAGGIE: I'm telling my Daddy then you'll be sorry
FIREMAN: Like I give a rats ass

Maggie goes to find Homer since Maggie is very wet her shoes make squlching noises

CUT TO THE CAFETRAIA

Homer is sitting at a table eating a Whole Chocolate Cake to himself

Then Maggie enters the room

HOMER: What the hell happened to you, its not raining is it
MAGGIE: Some fireman Squirted me with the firehose
HOMER: Now Maggie is that what really happened, maybe you squirted yourself with the firehose
MAGGIE: Why the hell would I do that to myself
HOMER: I don't know, maybe you want to get sick so you can get out of school
MAGGIE: Maybe I don't wanna go to school but I would never squirt myself with a hose
HOMER: Anyway Maggie where going home next and you better change your clothes when we get home
MAGGIE: I will but first I need some of your cake

Homer gives Maggie a slice of his Chocolate Cake

MAGGIE: Thank you Daddy

Maggie and Homer eat the cake

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is now wearing clean clothes

MAGGIE: Nice and dry again, that's more then I can say for my wet clothes

Then Bart enters the room

BART: Hey Mags, I heard what happened at the Firehouse and I think you should get back at the fireman that did this to you
MAGGIE: Yeah but how do I do that Bart
BART: Next time you see a fire Engine you simply let its tires down
MAGGIE: But that would be – the best idea you have ever had
BART: Yeah and don't worry i'll help you do it

Maggie smiles at Bart

Then Lisa enters the room

LISA: Bart are you teaching Maggie bad ways
BART: No Lisa what the hell makes you say that
LISA: I overheard your little discussion
BART: So your gonna rat us out now to Mom and Homer, get real
MAGGIE: Lisa we were only talking about it I wouldn't do it its not me

Lisa leaves the room

MAGGIE: But the truth is Bart i'm gonna do it but don't tell her that
BART: Good Maggie, you need to get reveange on the bastard that did it
LISA FROM HER ROOM: Are you telling Maggie to break the law
BART: No!
MAGGIE: Lets do this thing

CUT TO OUTSIDE THE FIREHOUSE

Maggie and Bart are waiting for the firev engine to come out

MAGGIE: What are we doing Bart
BART: Revenge like you want
MAGGIE: But Lisa said I shouldn't do it
BART: Just ignore her and listen to me, when the fire engine comes out we fallow it and let its tires down got it
MAGGIE: Yeah let its tires down

Then the door opens and a fire engine exits with its lights and sirens going

BART: Quick, after it

Maggie and Bart run after the fire Engine

CUT TO OUTSIDE LUIGI'S

Maggie and Bart are standing nextv to the fire engine

MAGGIE: What do I do again
BART: Let down its tires
MAGGIE: OK Bart

Maggie lets down the tires then she runs a way

The Firemen get back in the Truck and start the engine but they try to drive away with four flats

Maggie and Bart are laughing at Maggie's prank


The Fireman gets out of the truck and he Recognizes Maggie

FIREMAN: Hey you, your the girl from the Firehouse

Maggie runs very fast

CUT TO BART AND MAGGIE RUNNNIG DOWN THE STREET

MAGGIE: I don't want him to catch mm (Pants)
BART: Did you have to let his tires down
MAGGIE: Duh, you told me to do it
BART: Oh yeah

Maggie and Bart duck in a dark Ally


MAGGIE: We should be safe here
BART: Shhh

Maggie and Bart see the fireman looking for them

FIREMAN: Damn it, I lost them

The fireman walks away

MAGGIE: Bart this might be a bad time to ask but would be ok if I go tinkle
BART: You should have gone Tinkle before you decided to piss off a fireman
MAGGIE: But I might tinkle in my pants
BART: OK do it behind that trashcan in the ally
MAGGIE: But Bart i'm a girl
BART: That's great

Maggie goes behind the trashcan in the ally to do her business

Bart is looking for the fireman

Then a few minutes Later Maggie returns from the ally

MAGGIE: I'm back and I see no sign of the fireman
BART: Yep I guess he decided to go back to the firehouse
MAGGIE: Bart i've decided not to be interested in firetucks anymore, i'm more into Malibu Stacy
BART: That's great now I think we should go home

Maggie and Bart walk home the scene freezes and fades to black

THE END

[Dark Homer]

The show takes place four years from "now," right? You seem pretty confident Obama will be re-elected...

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Obama already is re-elected. Where have you been.

[Simpsonfan]

Obama is the current US President

[Dark Homer]

So The Maggie Simpson Show takes place now in the year 2012

From this we can extrapolate Maggie and Gerald (both age 5) were born in 2007, Lisa in 2000, Bart in 1998, Marge in 1972, and Homer in 1970... interesting

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Makes sense to me.

[Mr Black]

your recent peice, despite leaving behind the horrendous child nudity is a let down simpsonfan. only 3 thumbs up

[Simpsonfan]

Wrong, The Show is set four years from the show's Current timeline Bart age 14 Lisa age 12 Maggie age 5 Bart goes to springfield High School, Lisa goes to Springfield Junior High School and Maggie goes to Springfield Elementary School in the kindergarten Class so as you can see it is set four years from the shows current timeline, i hope this is enough information for you

[Jesse Pinkman]

then why do you seem so sure obama is president when this takes place.

he's president right now, but you do know what an 'election' is right

[Simpsonfan]

yes of course i do, we do have those here in the UK every three years, the reason i picked obama was because he was in the news at the time and ib wasn't sure werather Anold Swnernagger was gonna be president and i didn't want to get flamed for something i got wrong

[Dobbie]

What?

[Jesse Pinkman]

the reason i picked obama was because he was in the news at the time and ib wasn't sure werather Anold Swnernagger was gonna be president and i didn't want to get flamed for something i got wrong

no... words...

[Simpsonfan]

for that comment there will be no more free episodes

[Prune Tracy]

I like how the biggest problem with this is supposedly a bold prediction on who will be president in 2016.

[Simpsonfan]

yes like all shows do

[Jesse Pinkman]

for that comment there will be no more free episodes

my bad if a comment that makes absolutely no sense leaves me speechless.

[Dobbie]

for that comment there will be no more free episodes

Some people have to pay for this?!

[Jesse Pinkman]

haven't you realized it's better to not ask questions

[Financial Panther]

I can't believe I never looked at these threads before. I've been missing so much...

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I think @Simpsonfan's work actually has the underlying message on presidential elections and politics in general that cannot be dumbed down to a normal human being's mind, and can only make sense to its creator, which you can look at from both sides.

[Jesse Pinkman]

did my one comment really make @Simpsonfan quit doing these?

[Simpsonfan]

trust me nothing will make me quit making the show

[Dobbie]

You sure? Even death?!

[Simpsonfan]

now your getting creapy

[Prune Tracy]

When @Simpsonfan thinks you're getting creepy, you're getting creepy.

[lolcats]

HOMER: I'm Staying off work today
MARGE: No your not Homer your going to work
HOMER: Aw Damn it

What a jerkass.

I hope he gets his head smashed in by two logs.

[Dobbie]

When @Simpsonfan thinks you're getting creepy, you're getting creepy.

He didn't say I was creepy though...

[Jesse Pinkman]

no but he said 'now you're getting creepy' in response to your death post

[Dobbie]

He didn't say the word 'creepy'...

[Financial Panther]

Correct; he spelled it incorrectly. But I've learned that you gotta let that stuff slide.

EXCEPT WHEN I'M AN EDITOR.