Favorite Skinner/Chalmers interactions?

[cinco]

Skinner: I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams?
Skinner: Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Skinner: Yes. It's a regional dialogue.
Chalmers: Uh.. what region?
Skinner: Uuuh. Upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
Skinner: Oh not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: Uh I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burgers.
Skinner: Hohohoho. No. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipie.
Chalmers: For.. steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

[Mr Black]

Team Homer

Calmers: I'll just start with a zero, and now a vertical line to indicate the one...

[Knightboat]

I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...

[Veganpunk]

Skinner: I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams?
Skinner: Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Skinner: Yes. It's a regional dialogue.
Chalmers: Uh.. what region?
Skinner: Uuuh. Upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
Skinner: Oh not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: Uh I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burgers.
Skinner: Hohohoho. No. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipie.
Chalmers: For.. steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

When I saw the topic name I immediately thought of this.

[Lionheart]

From the same episode:

Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm... No.

Also, in Who Shot Mr. Burns part 2 when Skinner accidentally puts on his mother's makeup and Chalmers walks in on him.

[zach]

r's as b's.

[D DEBBS]

I second the nomination regarding the steamed hams.

[iambobdole1]

I'm bal-ding! Why does no one honour the ding?
I honour the ding, sir!
What the hell are you talking about?

[Lionel Hutz]

r's as b's.

Chalmers: when was the Battle Of New Orleans?
Lisa: January 8th, 1815, two weeks after the war ended.
Chalmers: first rate.
Ralph: What's a battle?
Skinner: (hysterical laughter) let's go.
Chalmers: Did that boy say "whats a battle"?
Skinner: No, he said "what's that rattle", about the heating duct.
Chalmers: it sounded like battle.
Skinner: I've had a cold so...
Chalmers: Oh so you would hear R's as B's.
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: I understand.

[Haoie]

Nothing tops the epic Northern Lights conversation, does it?

[Bert Stanton]

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I'm wondering, who's on first, eh?
Skinner: Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.

[Lionheart]

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, it seems we've put together a baseball team, and I'm wondering, who's on first, eh?
Skinner: Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of "Who" is on first.

Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.

[Insecthero]

Chalmers: Skinner!!
Skinner: Uh, Superintendent Chalmers! What's wrong?
Chalmers: Nothing, I just bought myself a car.
Skinner: Oh. Oh good. This'll sound crazy, but at first I, I thought I'd enraged you again.
Chalmers: SKINNER!!
Skinner: What? What!?
Chalmers: Ah, you're getting paranoid.

[Sinister Burns]

Why is it that when I heard the words "explosion" and "school", I immediately thought of the word "Skinner"?!

[Prune Tracy]

Well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.

Sexless freak.

[The Truth In Yellow]

The one you posted from 22 Short Stories About Springfield. It's packed with the most absurd hilarity between Chalmers and Skinner. My 2nd fave would be when Skinner blows the comedy routine 'Who's on first.'
Chalmers - "Well that's just great Seymour, we've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine..... Sexless freak"
XD!

[Paul]

Chalmers: You're fired!
Skinner: I'm sorry, did...did you just call me a liar?
Chalmers: No, I said you were fired.
Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.

[Sinister Burns]

"Let's have a round of applause for the REAL Comptroller!"
"Idiot."