Agnes: Seymour, I'm getting tired. Tell them we're going next.
Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, mother.
Agnes: And you never will be.
Agnes: Seymour, I'm getting tired. Tell them we're going next.
Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, mother.
Agnes: And you never will be.
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6 > 8 > 7 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 9 > 15 > 13 > 14 > 10 > 16 > 12 > 11 > 22 > 21 > 17 > 24 > 19 > 20 > 23 > 18
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2D Blacktop - C+ Fry and Leela's Big Fling - C-
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by: Bert Stanton
(Skinner gets his spine ripped out by Frinkenstein)
Agnes: Lost your spine eh? Somehow you still keep finding ways to disappoint me.
(Charlie and Bart hit Skinner with snow balls)
Agnes: My son....afraid of water!

In the episode "Bart Carny". Agnes and Seymour are playing a ring toss game (which Bart assured Skinner, was not rigged). Agnes wants Seymour to win the Torero lamp. When Seymour fails to get the small rings over the large lamp, Agnes says "You're failing Seymour, what is it about you and failure?" at which point, Seymour switches his attention to winning a Bowie knife with a built in knuckle duster.
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by: Bert Stanton , irvine_11 , Lionel Hutz , Prune Tracy , Safety Inspector , Snaked
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.
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Agnes: Seymour! What's going on, what's that odour?
Skinner: Go back to bed Mother! I've got it under control!
Listen, you crumbums, if you think I'm impressed, I am not! I oo- Ohhhhh, brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!
Agnes: I want to see what's going on!
Skinner: NO MOTHER, DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!
Agnes:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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"This is the cheapest vacation you've ever taken me on!"
The best and only thing from the third act of 'Strong arms of the ma'
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Seasons 1-9 - Classic era
10-12 - Scully era
13-16 - Silver age
16.5 - Into the abyss
17 - The shit abyss
18-24 - Zombie Simpsons
by: Safety Inspector

The one that comes to mind was about sharing a bathtub pillow.
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Agnes: Oh, you're burning it all wrong, Seymour!
Seymour: It's my allowance, mother, I'll burn it however I want.
I like that one among others. Also this one:
Agnes: Seymour!, I told you not to play in the neighbor's yard.
Seymour: It's a party, mother. I was invited.
Agnes: Well... then I must have been invited too!
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Agnes: Seymour are you looking at naked ladies?
Seymour: No, mother
Agnes: You sissy
by: Lionel Hutz
From - Bart Carney
Skinner - "I'm trying, mother!"
Agnes - "You're failing Seymour! What is it with you and failure?"
"I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more, is none."
-Macbeth
A personal favorite from 500 Keys (season 22) - Principal Skinner is on the phone with Agnes
"Mother, it is my birthday not OUR anniversary!"
by: Bert Stanton
One that hasn't been mentioned - the very first interaction.
Agnes: You certainly have done awfully well for yourself Spanky
Seymour: Mother please don't call me Spanky on school grounds!
Was she voiced by Tress MacNeille in that episode? To me it sounds like a different person.
Another vote for the Bart Carny scene too.
What was really bizarre was in Agnes's debut, she and Skinner get along well unlike later episodes. Today if Bart flushed a cherry bomb down the toilet while Agnes was using the facility Skinner wouldn't punish Bart. He would thank Bart for doing that at the right place at the right time.
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