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Homer: "Where to, Mac?"
Comic Book Guy: "for the last time, the hospital! You're an ambulance, not a cab!"
Homer: "Hospital eh? Man, everyone's going there tonight!"
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious Lisa's Date with Density 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple The Boys of Bummer 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
Lenny: Who's my secret Santa?
Carl: I... think It's Homer.
Homer: Oh, yes, I am, your present is right in the other room. Come on machine, take my dollar! Fine, we'll play it your way! *comes out with PEZ* Here you go Lenny. May the spirit of the season be with you all year long. God bless god, amen.
I don't recall the exact dialogue but Homer as death in "Reaper Madness" where he learns he has to kill Marge asks for God to make it anyone else. God makes it Homer, and his reaction is funny. Then in "Frinkenstein" during the ceremony Homer's random "I wish I were Death again, that was cool." or whatever he says.
EDIT: Oh and "suckle daddy's sugar ball."
Everyone has their own sense of humor. Which is why you dislike season 14-15 (or whatever) and like the Scully era, while most of us think the opposite.
You know it was great
that joke makes me cringe every damn time
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