FanScript The Maggie Simpson Show E701 Maggie's Nude Beach Experience

[Simpsonfan]

its just an expression not an actual color but since you asked nicely i will tell you, she is yellow wearing a Pink T-Shirt Pink Pants and Pink shoes

[Suomynona]

I was somewhere around a cartoon-themed forum, on a section for fan-made creations, when the drugs began to take hold.
But it wasn't drugs at all. Instead, I was gazing hypnotically at several hundred words forming a semi-comprehensive tale of the family Simpson visiting a nudist beach in Spain. The product of a rising TV producer/forum junkie specialized in writing scripts centering around the infant of the Simpsons family; except that said infant is aged several years.

I remember thinking something like; god dammit, man, click away and go on another thread. While I'm not depraved or irresponsible enough to get a raise from the thought of clothe-less young girls, I was nevertheless drawn in by this literature. I was tempted to witness how far insanity can entangle itself into the art of screenwriting; the wild horrors borne out of a animation fan's wet dream.
Before diving into this piece, I planned to take a joint from my happy-cabinet located under my bed (stuffed with a hundred other uppers and downers) to ease the pain of reading this unholy masterpiece. But I decided against it, and allowed myself to experience the madness with no cowardly tools for comfort. I wanted to build immunity, for in this land of tubes called the internet, you never know when a worse work of fanfiction can ambush you from behind.

So I started to read. I was beginning to get the gist of it all, like the lack of rational dialogue and a minimal trace of humor. Perhaps this was meant to be a dramatic piece. Urban Shakespearean maybe, though I doubt the great bard was ever that lax in inserting punctuation marks.
I continued through the script like a 'Nam boy hunting Charlie, when I realized I was going nowhere. There was no sensible direction I could find myself heading towards; no climax, plot or story peak in sight. It was nothing more than a leisurely Simpsons vacation to Europe with the most minimal conflict.

Suddenly there was an onslaught of words, and pictures popped out of the text. The lights inside my mind were blocked up by images no sensible Simpsons-fan should see; mental paintings of babies eating European burgers, naked tourists strolling in public, young children named after chihuahuas and cats, Lisa speaking in Spanish. And all the while, there were multiple voices inside my head screaming "Sweet zombie Jebus, who the hell writes this sh*t?".
There was terrifying description all around, and on several occasions I had to smash my testicles with a hammer to prevent myself from gaining any erotic feeling from the story's content. It occurred to me that the author was drinking cough syrup when writing this piece.
Not that I find any wrong with it, of course. I like to binge on cough-syrup powdered with bath salt every Tuesday.

By the time I quickly made it through the story, I gained a greater understanding of the psyche behind the passionate animation fan; the kind of passionate that would be considered illegal in some European countries. Perhaps I bit more than I could chew, and while the fact I escaped with my life was settling enough, there's a scar inside me that was never there prior to reading this script.
No need to warn the poor bastards who clicked on this thread out of curiosity. They'll find out soon enough.

On second thought, maybe a short warning would do:

Good forum-goer, you shouldn't stay here. This is fetish country.

Just for laughs and nothing more.

[Insecthero]

I was happy and contented, not knowing that creepy fetish fanfic crap like this existed on NoHomers. How I wish I could bleach my brain and go back to those carefree, idyllic days. I am never, ever clicking on the I&S Studios board again, but every visit to NHC is now going to be tainted by the knowledge that, no matter how much I avoid it, this madness is lurking in the shadows.

[Simpsonfan]

we would like to apologise to anyone that we have upset by this storyline and in future we will try and think storylines that are funny instead of things like this.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I will rest until you and your fetish crap are booted off the air.

[Simpsonfan]

Maggie's not going to like that

[lolcats]

I'm sorry.

We did all we could. Your show has been cancelled forever.

[Simpsonfan]

well you will not get to see the next episode then wiil you

[kevanbd]

well you will not get to see the next episode then wiil you

This truly is a dark day for us all

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

how could you lolfox

[Jesse Pinkman]

@lolfox to be thread-banned plz

[lolcats]

Good news.

It turns out I found a vault containing 69 more seasons of the show.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

What happens when those seasons run out? An entire season of "Maggie the Missionary"?

[Simpsonfan]

there is a planned Series of uncut episodes of the show

[Bella Drape 'er]

So... how many scenes were cut out of Maggie's Nude Beach Experience?

[Simpsonfan]

only one scene had to be edited and that was whwen Maggie was standing near the sea

[Jesse Pinkman]

I find that hard to believe

[Simpsonfan]

well it was the full scene that was animated is not allowed to be discussed on here due to its content.

[lolcats]

What happens when those seasons run out? An entire season of "Maggie the Missionary"?

They'll just recycle animation for the last 100 seasons.

[Simpsonfan]

the reason no new episodes have been posted is because we were hurt at whatyou said

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Nothing prompted your statement?

[Dobbie]

the reason no new episodes have been posted is because we were hurt at whatyou said

Don't listen to them. They're being ignorant!

Don't let your fanbase down.

[Dobbie]

This show got canned too early.

Bring it back!

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Your demands apparently weren't met.

[The_Doctor]

Always knew that moving networks would be the death knell for this show.

[Jesse Pinkman]

rip maggie simpson show

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

2009-2012, you had a three year run and seven amazing season(s).

[lolcats]

To replace TMSS, we're making a new show called ''The Homer Simpson Show''

Sound original?

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

it won't replace this show

NOTHING will

[lolcats]

what about the DONUTS this show will have?

MOVE ON, HANDSOME. IT'S DEAD FOREVER. JUST LIKE ''I LIKE HOMER''