The Pokémon Thread

[Financial Panther]

I've noticed that there are a few members here into Pokémon. I figure that instead of sending visitor messages back and forth, we can discuss Pokémon and ask questions here.

[Dobbie]

No way.

Me and raspberry will continue talking about murdering Raticates by ourselves!

[Financial Panther]

Awwwww, c'mon, give it a shot...

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Yeah my initial reaction to this was "I LIKE to use visitor messages!" in the same tone as Jorgen von Strangle from that one Fairly Oddparents where he blows up the bridge.

[Dobbie]

Before I leave the fwed:

[Financial Panther]

Damn...this failed.

[Dobbie]

FIENDS!

Look what they did to Sabrina!

to



edit: @Captain Pistachio needs to see that...just for fun!

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Yeah...that's a.....a real tragedy....

[Financial Panther]

What do you guys think would be a good EV spread for an adamant Excadrill?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I think I don't go into details like that. Takes the fun out of the game.

























And I'm something of a lazy bastard.

[Financial Panther]

Oh, I see.

Any questions? ANYONE??

[Dobbie]

Why does Blaine live near an active volcano?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Magmar needs to take baths somewhere....

[Dobbie]

Why is Brock a rock-type gym leader, but there's hikers with stronger rock-type Pokemon!?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

He's too busy with his porn to train.

Why is Gyarados a Flying type?

[Dobbie]

I see where this thread is heading...

Because it can...fly (In Stadium, it flies in the air when AFAIK!)? Mystery of the world really, it's a water/dragon-type and it should stay like that!

Why is Janine stronger than Koga? It's illogical!

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

He lets her use his pokemon?

Why was Ash allowed to use a sprinkler system to defeat Brock?

Why is his Pikachu not at Level 100 at this point?

[Financial Panther]

Why is Janine stronger than Koga? It's illogical!

The player character in Hoenn becomes stronger than his/her father.

[Dobbie]

WHY is there a sprinkler at the Pewter Gym is the better question. Has it ever occured to Brock...nevermind!

Pikachu's not at lv.100 as it resets after every region, like Ash's brain.

@Financial Panther: Yes, but Koga became an Elite Four member! He was stronger than the first four gym leaders but somehow went behind them! Kanto must of have an intense training session!

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Who would win in a fight? Charizard or Gary Oak?

[Dobbie]

Gary Motherfucking Oak, obviously.

Sabrina or Misty?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Old design? Misty

New design? Sabrina

[Financial Panther]

How can Preschoolers be allowed to battle, much less understand the mechanics of it?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

WHY is there a sprinkler at the Pewter Gym is the better question.

Lousy writing...

[Dobbie]

What happened to Lorelei and Agatha in Johto?!

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

What happened to Lorelei and Agatha in Johto?!

Lorelei had a sex change and became Will.

Agatha is locked up in Professor Oak's basement.

[Dobbie]

How can Preschoolers be allowed to battle, much less understand the mechanics of it?

Especially lv.47 Oddishes!

Do they know how powerful a Vileplume would be at that level!? In fact, how come some preschoolers could give the Elite Four a match!?

[Dobbie]

Lorelei had a sex change and became Will.

Agatha is locked up in Professor Oak's basement.

Damn it...I suppose Karen's not a bad substitute!

[Hommer]

Never really liked the Pokemon games much.

I do love the music. It's really dramatic.

[Dobbie]

Someone give that man a Pokemon game!