Fanscript The Maggie Simpson Show E622 Maggie the Rapper

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here is the Season 6 final

Maggie comes on screen to talk to the viewers

MAGGIE: Oh Hello, welcome to the Show today's episode you will hear me doing a rap song with the help of Dr Dre Eminem and 50cent Enjoy the story

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INT, THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM

Maggie is sitting on the couch eating a bag of Cheatos she is wearing her normal custume, Maggie finishes eeating her Cheatos she screws up the bag in her left hand and throws it in the trash can

MAGGIE: thay're were some good Cheatos, hmm think i'll see what's on TV

Maggie picks up the remote and tuirns on the TV

MAGGIE: Oh, MTV, I hope they play some really cool videos

PAN TO THE TV

The VJ is announcing the videos

VJ: Word up Music Fans its your VJ here rapping on MTV Rap Jams for all you Bad Girls so heres the latest Video from Eminem and Dr Dre I Need a Doctor

The Video starts

PAN TO MAGGIE DANCING

Marge enters the room and hears a word she doesn't like so she turns off the TV

Maggie turns around and looks at Marge

MAGGIE: (ANGRY) Hey I was watching and listening to that
MARGE: Sorry Maggie but that four latter word is banned in this house
MAGGIE: Like i'm gonna listen to you
MARGE: You will young lady
MAGGIE: I'll say it
MARGE: The minute you say the word you will spend an hour on the naughty step
MAGGIE: So what else is new and i'll still say it on the count of three, one two three F....

FADE TO NED FLSNDERS'S YARD

Ned and the boys are sweeping the yard when they hear Maggie swear

NED: Gods least favraite word coming from Homers House
TODD: What do we do Dad
NED: Wait there while i'll get the ear soap

FADE BACK TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, STAIRCASE

Maggie is sitting on the bottom step she is feeling very angry

MAGGIE: Stupid Woman

Then Bart comes down the stairs and desides to poke fun at his little sister

BART: (LAUGHS) You got the Naughty step
MAGGIE: (ANGRY) Don't start with me Bart i'm not in the mood for your insults
BART: Maggie whatever do you mean
MAGGIE: You know very well what i'm talking about Bart I remember when I was helping Lisa in the garden and I got sprayed by a skunk you was calling me Stinky Maggie all damn Day
BART: Oh Yeah, that was a fun day and I happen to have pictures from that Day

Bart shows Maggie pictures of her getting sprayed by a skunk

Maggie stands up

MAGGIE: (ANGRY) Gimme those
BART: Sure Maggie but it'll cost ya
MAGGIE: What is your price
BART: Five Bucks

Maggie goes into her pockets and pulls out a five and gives it to Bart

Bart gives her the pictures and exits the hallway

MAGGIE: That's my candy money gone for the week

Maggie puts the pictures in her pocket

Marge enters the living room

MARGE: Maggie have you thaught about what you did
MAGGIE: Yes I have and from now on i'll not swear
MARGE: Good you can now come back into the living room

Maggie exits the hallway

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is sitting on the edge of her bed listening to KBBL Radio

MARTY: And don't forget that Eminem and Dr Dre will be signing CDs outside Good Vabrations Music from 1pm till 4pm so get your butts down there now
MAGGIE: I'm there
FADE TO THE LIVING ROOM

Maggie Walks up to Homer

MAGGIE: Daddy, can you take me to the mall
HOMER: What for
MAGGIE: Thres a new CD out that I wanna buy and the store is called Good Vabrations Music
HOMER: Oh Yeah I went to that store back in the 70's

FADE INTO HOMER'S MEMORY

A young Homer is looking at Records

HOMER: Do you have the new album by Bread
STORE CLERK: Yes its over in Rock

Homer looks at the price

HOMER: $13 for this get real

Homer walks out of the store

FADE BACK TO THE PRESENT


MAGGIE: Why didn't you buy the album you wanted
HOMER: I neded the money for Gas
MAGGIE: For your car I see
HOMER: Yes seeetie, now lets go to the mall
MAGGIE: Thank you Daddy

INT, SPRINGFIELD MALL, GOOD VABARATIONS MUSIC

Eminem and Dr Dre are sitting at a table outside the store

EMINEM: We ain't popular anymore
DRE: Damn Slim its your own fault getting it on with a gun
EMINEM: Yo Dre that was for protection man
DRE: If you say so Slim

They see Homer and Maggie walking up the isle

DRE: Yo Slim its that Dude who beat you up that time
EMINEM: Yeah I remember man

Then Homer and Maggie stand in front of Them

MAGGIE: Daddy its Eminem and Dr Dre
HOMER: Who
MAGGIE: Guys i'd like to buy an autograthed CD
DRE: Sure thing little chick, $2

Maggie pays him in Change

MAGGIE: Wanna hear me do a rap
DRE: Sure
MAGGIE: (Daddy is a fat wad he snores all night why the hell why
DRE: That's pretty good i'll sign you up for recording sessions at my studio
EMINEM?: Dre are you sure about that
DRE: Sure why not man, be at Aftermath Records in half an hour
MAGGIE: OK Dr Dre
HOMER: She can rap for ya but don't harm or upset her in anyway
DRE: Yo Man, she'll be fine

INT, AFTERMATH RECORDS STUDIO 1

Maggie is standing in front of a Microphone and Dr Dre is producing her rap

DRE: OK Maggie what is the first song you want to do for me
MAGGIE: Homer is a fat wad
DRE: I like the name of it i'll give you a beat

Dr Dre gives Maggie a beat on the drum machine

Maggie starts recording her rap song

DRE: That was real rap baby you will knock'em dead
MAGGIE: Thank you Dr Dre, when will the Single be in stores
DRE: Next week and will be priced at $1.99
MAGGIE: Cool

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN A WEEK LATER

The Simpson Family are eating breakfast at the table and they are listening to KBBL Radio

MARTY: And we have the latest song from a new girl on the music scene known as Maggie Simpson and the song is entitled Homer is a fat wad

Maggie is singing on the radio

HOMER: Fatwad, FATWAD
MAGGIE: Daddy don't be mad i'm just doing the songs for fun not for profit
BART: Shes Lying she has a 3DTV in her bedroom
MAGGIE: Thanks a lot No Brain
BART: Just you waqit till later Maggie
MAGGIE: Your just scratching, you can't do anything
BART: Oh no, I can post the pictures on facebook
MAGGIE: I baught the pictures from you so you don't have them anymore
BART: Did you think those were the only copies, well there not
MAGGIE: Bart how does $100 sound to forget it all
MARGE: Maggie Simpson how dare you bribe your brother, you know what this means
MAGGIE: Yeah,Yeah,Yeah Naughty step
MARGE: No young lady go to your room and think about what you did
MAGGIE: Whatever

Maggie leaves the table and goes to her bedroom

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is sitting on her new bed

MAGGIE: I don't care what Mommy Thinks i'm rich and she isn't so screw her

Lisa enters thev room

LISA: Maggie Simpson your attitude is disgusting
MAGGIE: So, I like what I say so go suck a lemon Lisa

Maggie starts crying because she is sorry for what she said

Lisa walks over to her and cuddles her

LISA: Maggie its ok even if you didn't apologise your tears say more then words ever could
MAGGIE: Thank you Lisa, can I have a tissue
Lisa gives her a tissue and Nmaggie blows her nose and Dries her eyes

LISA: You will still need to apologise to Mom
MAGGIE: That sucks balls
LISA: Maybe so Maggie but you have to do it
MAGGIE: OK I will
LISA: See there is some niceness in you after all

Then Marge enters the room

MARGE: Maggie have you thaught about what you said
MAGGIE: Yes Mommy and i'm really sorry and i'll never do it again
MARGE: Its ok Sweetie just show me that your a nice little girl that is all you need to do
MAGGIE: I'll try Mommy I really will

Marge kisses her

Marge leaves the room

MAGGIE: Perhaps rap is not for me it just makes me crazy (Cookoo Sound)
LISA: Well I have some Jazz CDs perhaps you could borrow them
MAGGIE: No thanks Lisa I need something a bit more wild
LISA: While you think of that i'll take you to the park and you can go on the swings
MAGGIE: Fresh Air could do me good

FADE TO SPRINGFIELD PARK

Maggie and Lisa are sitting on a bench near thev Duck pond

LISA: Would you like to feed the ducks, i've brought some bread for them

Maggie gets an idea

MAGGIE: (YELLING) That's it, Rock Music is the Key

Then Chief Wiggum walks up to Maggie

WIGGUM: Well, Well, Well if it isn't the rapper your music is not welcome here
MAGGIE: Chief Wiggum my rapping days are over
WIGGUM: Oh well What music do you like now
MAGGIE: Rock
WIGGUM: Oh that's great
MAGGIE: But what am I gonna tell Dr Dre
LISA: Don't worry Maggie we'll think of something to tell him

INT, AFTERMATH RECORDS

Maggie is sitting at a desk facing Dr Dre

DRE: So Mags, I here you got something on your mind
MAGGIE: I don't know quite how to say this
DRE: Look Maggie if ya can't say it maybe you should rap it

MAGGIE (In Rap) Yo Dr D i've got to say, I 'm not into rap no more I like rock instead
DRE: You crazy Mother-

FADE TO OUTSIDE THE SOUND OF CARS ARE HEARD

FADE BACK INTO THE STUDIO

MAGGIE: Its my choice and people hate me because of rap
DRE: Look Mags people hate you for rap because they don't understand it like you and me, now please reconcider man
MAGGIE: (SIGHS) OK I'll record a second album
DRE: Good girl

INT, THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM

Maggie is sitting on the couch feeling sorry for herself because she has to record another album

MAGGIE: I don't wanna record anymore albums one was fun but two I need fun

Bart enters the room

BART: So you don't want to record anymore albums
MAGGIE: Yeah that's right but I can't get out of it
BART: Hmm I know a guy who might be able to help
MAGGIE: Great lets go and see this guy

INT, A MANTION

Maggie and Bart are walking towards a big room
MAGGIE: When do we see this guy Bart
BART: Soon but for now lets enjoy his hospitality

Bart gets a plate of food so does Maggie

Maggie is eating her Chicken Wings

MAGGIE: Do we see the guy yet
BART: Yeah right about now

A Guy comes out of the room who looks like 50cent

MAGGIE: Oh My God, Its 50Cent
BART: Yeah, and that's the guy you wanna see
MAGGIE: Cool, lets go and see him

Maggie and Bart walk towards 50cent

MAGGIE: Excuse me 50cent, i'm Maggie and this is my brother Bart and I have a big problem I need your help with
50CENT: If ya need your diaper changing I don't do that
MAGGIE: (ANGRY) WHAT! I DON'T WEAR DAIPERS I'M FIVE NOT FRIGGING TWO (PANTS WITH ANGER)
50CENT: Hey Chill, I was just illing
MAGGIE: Oh well I don't wear Diapers I wear Training Pants
50CENT: OK, So what do you want to talk to me about
MAGGIE: I wanna quit rap music and go into Rock but Dr Dre says I have to keep on recording till I become unpopular
50CENT: Don't worry I settle Dre
MAGGIE: Thank you 50Cent
50CENT: Your welcome to stay for the rest of the party
MAGGIE: Thank you

Rap Music plays in the background




FADE TO LATER THAT NIGHT

The party still goes on into the night

Then Chief Wiggum enters the room

WIGGUM: Alright you Rappers i'm shutting this party down
50CENT: Come on Man be understanding I have a new bestfriend here and i'm showing her a good time but not with a Cholston Chew
WIGGUM: I don't know what that is but your all under arrest, book'em Lou

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO SPRINGFRIELD POLICE STATION
Maggie is in a cell with the other Rappers

MAGGIE: Thanks a lot 50Cent now I’ll end up with a Criminal Record, oh wait I do have one
50CENT: Chill out Mags I have the ideal plan
MAGGIE: ( ANGRY) What plan, we are locked in a goddamn Jail cell and its all your fault
50CENT: If that's the way you feel then no more parties for you
MAGGIE: Who the hell cares

They all sit Quietly in the jail cell not talking to each other

ALQRATRAZ: There is only one solution
MAGGIE: Oh (Bleep) Off
ALQHATRAZ: Yo no one swears at me and gets away with it, come on guys lets weist that bitch

They apprach Maggie but trhis scares Maggie so much that she pees herself

ALUATRAZ: Oh Man, that is nasty man
50CENT: It seems she is not potty Trained
MAGGIE: I am i'm wearing the Training Pants
50CENT: Well I guess you gotta keep trying

Then Dr Dre comes to the Cell

DRE: Yo I heard all my homies were locked up and I came to free my Homies
MAGGIE: Dr Dre you've paid our Bail
DRE: Of course I wouldn't let me homies rot in this hellhole and Maggie i'm dropping you off at your house
MAGGIE: Many thanks Dr Dre

Chief Wiggum opens the cell and they all exit the cell

Chief Wiggum looks on the floor of the cell

WIGGUM: Hey who peed on the floor
MAGGIE FROM THE CORRIDOR: It was Me
WIGGUM: Oh Crap

FADE TO ALL THE RAPPERS AND MAGGIE IN DR DRE'S CAR

Maggie: Its a Bit Cramped in here
DRE: That's how we Homies like it, and if your not down with that then your a damn loser Maggie

He drops her off at her house

DRE: This is your stop
MAGGIE: Thanks again Dr Dre, would you like to come in and stay for Dinner
DRE: Gee i'd like to but I have albums to produce, see ya Mags

He drives away in his car and Maggie is standing there waving goodbye with her left arm

She goes in the house and closes the door

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is laying on her bed with her head burried in her pillow because she is crying because she misses Dr Dre

Then Lisa enters the room

LISA: Maggie what's with the waterworks

Maggie lefts her head up and tells Lisa what happened

MAGGIE: I'm off Dr Dre's Books
LISA: That's good because now you can concentrate on your Rock Career
MAGGIE: Not any Career, i'm fed up with Music i'm going back to plain old Maggie Simpson
LISA: Great but I don't see how your gonna pull that off
MAGGIE: Well when I go back to school i'll just tell them to forget about my music and whatever
LISA: If you think that will work then go for it
MAGGIE: Lisa I will go for it

INT, SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL , PLAYGROUND

Maggie is walking passed some kids that she knows and they are talking about her two albums

BOY: Her first album was good
GIRL: I don't know I kinda liked her second album

Maggie ignores them and goes in the school

CUT TO THE GIRLS BATHROOM

Maggie is looking in the mirror looking at herself

MAGGIE: (FRUSTRATED) Why won't people stop talking about my music. Boy these kids have no self-esteem

Then Emma Kensington enters the room

EMMA: Hey Maggie
MAGGIE: Hey Emma
EMMA: Maggie I know this is none of my business but why did you stop making songs and albums
MAGGIE: After I got arrested at a party my music became unpopular so Dr Dre took me off his books
EMMA: Oh I see, Don't worry Maggie I won't tell anybody
MAGGIE: Make sure you don't

CUT TO THE KINDERGARTEN CLASS

The kids are sitting at the table making things out of plastercine

MAGGIE: I made a mini me
EMMA: Hmm, that is quite clever
MISSY: Yes really cleaver Maggie

Then Gerald comes up to her

GERALD: Its good for a two year old
MAGGIE: I'm not two i'm five, my birthday is 30/07/1990
GERALD: Well you still act childish to me

Maggie stands up and gives him a talking too

MAGGIE: Now listen here punk, I am not a baby I am five and that makes me a child of five
GERALD: Yeah five months

Maggie grabs Geralds T-Shirt and slams him aginist the wall

MAGGIE: (ANGRY) You may have taken the piss out of me in the passed but not anymore things are gonna change do I make myself clear
GERALD: Yes Maggie Crystal

Miss Jenkins has seen the whole thing she comes over to Maggie and tells her off

JENKINS: Maggie Simpson in my class we are friendly to each other those who choice to be unfriendly end up doing ten minutes in timeout
MAGGIE: So what you do to me Jenkins
JENKINS: Maggie you use to be such a good little girl what happened to you
MAGGIE: I changed and I like being bad
JENKINS: Keep acting bad and you'll end up in very big trouble
MAGGIE: Damn it, Who the hell Cares
JENKINS: That's it young lady, timeout

Miss Jenkins takes her to the Timeout Pen

MAGGIE: (CHANGING HER MIND) No I don't wanna be in timeout (CRIES)

Miss Jenkins puts her in the pen

JENKINS: Ten minutes timeout

Maggie bounces a red ball in the pen

Then her ten minutes are up and Miss Jenkins takes her out of the Pen

MAGGIE: Thank god that's over, may I have a drink of water
JENKINS: Of course but be back in five minutes

Maggie leaves the room

CUT TO THE CORRIDOR

Maggie is having a drink from the fountain

MAGGIE: (PANTS) Oh Boy that was a good drink, now I must may I way to class
Then Maggie needs the bathroom

MAGGIE?: Oh I need to pee

Magguie runs to the girls Bathroom

CUT BACK TO THE KINDERGARTEN CLASS

Miss Jenkins is wondering what happeneed to Maggie

JENKINS: I wonder where Maggie has got to

Then she enters the room

JENKINS: Young Lady I told you to be back in five minutes
MAGGIE: I had to go to the bathroom
JENKINS: That maybe so but you still should have been back on time
MAGGIE: (SARCASTIC) Maybe next time i'll do it in my pants and stay wet all damn day is that what you would have wanted jenkins
JENKINS: That's it i've had enough now go to Principal Skinners Office

Maggie thinks about it and refuses

MAGGIE: No
JENKINS: Maggie I have told you to do something and your not doing it
MAGGIE: I'm just not getting through to you maybe you will understand this

Maggie sings a rap song

MAGGIE: (RAPS) Hey don't step on my toes i'm toe up and all that and you your ready for the stone age your older then Dirt and Stone its self so go and toss yourself in the garbage Jenkins

End of Rap


Miss Jenkins is shocked by Maggie's rap song





JENKINS: Go and see Principal Skinner immediately

Maggie exits the room

CUT TO PRINCIPAL SKINNER'S OFFICE

Maggie is sitting on a chair facing Principal Skinner

SKINNER: Maggie my school is not a concert hall, I know you made two albums but that is no excuse to make a rap song about your teacher
MAGGIE: She was just not understanding so I did a rap about her
SKINNER: I'm afried your gonna have to be punished for this, hmm you will assist Mr Largo after school with his gardening
MAGGIE: (Jokes) Like i'm gonna help that loser
SKINNER: You will or you'll be expelled
MAGGIE: Then i'll help Mr Largo after School
SKINNER: I knew I could convince you

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO MR LARGO'S HOUSE, LIVING ROOM

Maggie is sitting in a armchair drinking her Lemonade that Mr Largo has made for her

LARGO: We are going to have fun Maggie, weeding my garden and planting my flowers
MAGGIE: well I can't say i'm over the moon about but its something I have to do
LARGO: Finish your drink then we can go out in the garden

CUT TO MR LARGO'S GARDEN

Mr Largo and Maggie are looking at the weeds

LARGO: I want you to get rid of all the green stuff between the flowers here
MAGGIE: Yes Mr Largo

Maggie pulls up all thje green stuff but unfurtunately she pulled up the flowers too

Mr Largo comes out and sees what she has done

LARGO: (SHOCKED) OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
MAGGIE: Hi Mr Largo I pulled up all the green stuff like you asked
LARGO (SCREEMS)
MAGGIE: Perhaps I should go home now
LARGO: Yes to provent you doing anymore damage

Maggie runs from the garden

CUT TO THE SIMPSONS DINING ROOM

Maggie and her family are eating dinner at the table

MAGGIE: So I accidentally disstroyed his garden
LISA: Why didn't you say you were sorry
MAGGIE: He was so angry that I just wanted to get outta there
LISA: Perhaps you should call Mr Largo and apologise
MAGGIE: No Lisa because he might still be pissed
LISA: Oh Come on Maggie what can he do besides shout at you

Maggie gets a stool to stand on so she can reach the phone

Maggie calls Mr Largo

MAGGIE: Mr Largo, its Maggie I just want to say i'm sorry for pulling up the wrong weeds
LARGO: (ANGRY) HOW THERE YOU PULL UP MY FLOWERS I'LL GET YOU MAGGIE SIMPSON

Maggie hangs up the phone

MAGGIE: Hes still pissed with me
MARGE: Maggie Simpson, I don't want to hear you use words like that again
MAGGIE: I do and will
HOMER: Maggie you'll get a cold bath if you don't behave
MAGGIE: So what
HOMER: (ANGRY) That's It your having a cold bath

Homer pulls Maggie's chair from the table and forces her up the stairs

HOMER: Go on, get your ass up them stairs young lady

CUT TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM A BIT LATER

Maggie is sitting on her bed shivering she is wearing a towel she has just had a very cold bath because Homer forced her to do so for weaering in the house

MAGGIE: (SHIVERING) I'll get even with Daddy

ZOOM INTO MAGGIE'S FACE

MAGGIE: One way or another

ZOOM OUT OF MAGGIE'S FACE AND RETURN TO NORMAL ZOOM


Lisa enters the room

LISA: Maggie why are you wet
MAGGIE: I've just had a bath in feezing cold water
LISA: I see and why did you do that
MAGGIE: you were there didn't you listen what was going on
LISA: When Dad is taliking I tend to ignore what he says
MAGGIE: Well i'd better get dressed and somehow make up what I did to Mr Largo's Garden
LISA: Well Maggie that is a very nice Gesture
MAGGIE: Its the only one i'm doing so don't get too use to it

Maggie stands up and does an evil Laugh as she is doing an evil laugh her towel slips and falls off

Maggie is seen up to her neckline

LISA: Maggie
MAGGIE: Yeah
LISA: Please hide your shame or at least put on some clothes
MAGGIE: Lisa I will
LISA: Good Maggie because nobody wants to see your you know what do they
MAGGIE: Nope so i'll get right on it

CUT TO MR LARGO'S GARDEN

Maggie is nowv wearing her normal Clothes and she is facing Mr Largo

MAGGIE: Mr Largo, i'm really sorry I pulled up the wrong weeds I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me
LARGO: Alright i'll accept your apology (ANGRY) Just don't do it again
MAGGIE: You can count on that

Maggie walks away from Mr Largo's house And makes her way back home to 742 Evergreen Trriace

CUT TO THE SIMPSONS GARAGE

Maggie is standing there looking at Homer's Car she is holding a bag of sawdust

MAGGIE: This will make him Sorry for giving a cold bath (sneezes), and for giving me a cold

Maggie removes the cap from the tank and pours in the whole bag of sawdust

MAGGIE: (LAUGHS EVILLY)

Bart enters the room

BART: I just had to come in here to see what was so damn funny
MAGGIE: Bart, i'm getting revenge on Daddy for making me take a cold bath
BART: Good on ya Mags
MAGGIE: I've put sawdust in his gas tank
BART: Nice, I can't wait till he goes to work in the morning
MAGGIE: Neither can I

CUT TO THE NEXT MORNING

INT, THE SIMPSONS BREAKFAST TABLE


Homer is reading the paper

RADIO: MARTY: It seems Maggie Simpson the girl who likes to rap about her father is no longer with the music biz, She left when she went to a party and it got raided
MAGGIE: How the hell did he know that
LISA: Simple he got it from the media
MAGGIE: Damn those scum of the earth
HOMER: Well i'm off to work

Maggie gets up from the table and attemps to go outside in her PJ's

MARGE: Maggie, your still in your PJ's and I don't think people want to see your PJ's
MAGGIE: Mommy, i'm just gonna stand on the dorrstep to see Daddy drive away
MARGE: OK But only a few mins
MAGGIE: Got ya

CUT TO OUTSIDE

Homer has started the car but it is making poping noises

HOMER: What the hell is wrong with this stupid car, what the hell

Homer drives halfway up the road when the car suddenly stops dead

Homer gets out of the car

HOMER: (ANGRY) Aw Damn it! Now how am I gonna get to work on time

Then Mr Burns's car pulls up

BURNS: Hey you, shouldn;t you be at work by now
HOMER: Yes sir Mr Burns
BURNS: Then go to work whoever you are

He carries on driving


Back at the house Maggie is laughing at Homer's misfurtune

MAGGIE: Daddy is so funny when he's angry
MARGE: Yes well he'll get to work somehow
MAGGIE: If he keeps this up I might take the day off school
MARGE: No you won't now go upstairs and get dressed
MAGGIE: Yes Mommy

Maggie makes her way upstairs to get ready for school

CUT TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is now wearing her normal clothes and she is packing her school things in her backpack

Then her phone rings

MAGGIE: Hello!
MISSY: Maggie, your Daddy just walked passed my house
MAGGIE: Thank you Missy and I already know

Slams the phone down in anger

Maggie puts on her Backpack and makes her way downstairs to wait for the bus

CUT TO THE BUS STOP

Maggie is waiting for the bus with Missy and Emma

MISSY: Maggie you were really nasty to me on the phone this morning
MAGGIE: I'm sorry about that its just that my family have really being pissing me off lately
EMMA: Maggie please don't use that word
MAGGIE: Oh can it Kensington

Then the bus arrives

OTTO: Come on kids

Emma Maggie and Missy enter the school bus

CUT TO INSIDE THE SCHOOL BUS

Emma is upset with Maggie as she has been very rude to her

EMMA: Maggie i'm not speaking to you
MAGGIE: Fine be that way
MISSY: Maggie just tell her your sorry
MAGGIE: No way Missy all I said to her was can it and what the hell is wrong with that
MISSY: Everything, its disrepectful
MAGGIE: (SIGHS) Emma, i'm sorry I was rude to you
EMMA: I accept your apology

Emma and Maggie hug

CUT TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

It is late at night and Maggie is wearing her PJ's and is sitting up in bed with the light on because she is thinking

MAGGIE: Maybe I shouldn't have but Sawdust in Daddys Car I mean he was only teaching me a lession, oh what am I to do

Maggie’s Conscience appiers

GOOD MAGGIE: The best thing to do is confess and tell the truth
BAD MAGGIE: Nah don't listen to her just lie your way out of it
MAGGIE: Yeah that's what i'll do, i'll lie till my nose is long like Picoicho
GOOD MAGGIE: Maggie that is an awful thing to do
MAGGIE: Oh Shut up

They both disappear

CUT TO MARGE AND HOMER'S BEDROOM

Maggie is standing in front of them

MAGGIE: Daddy about your car
HOMER: Yes Sweetie
MAGGIE: It was done by vandals
MARGE: Is that really the truth Maggie
MAGGIE?: No its not, the truth is I did it, I put Sawdust in the gas tank i'm really sorry Daddy
HOMER: Its ok Sweetie you can pay for the repairs out of your allowance
MAGGIE: That seems fair, anyway goodnight

Maggie goes back to her own bedroom


HOMER: Shes a really nice kid really but shes just got some kind of problem
MARGE: Yeah but we still love her no matter what she does
HOMER: Indeed we do

FADE TO BLACK

CUT TO MAGGE ON STAGE

MAGGIE: Well that was my last episode on FOX don't forget next season we'll be on SPIKE every sunday at 10pmET and the show will have more uncut content see ya on SPIKE, I've gotta go and clean me room see ya

THEME TUNE

MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE SIMPSON SHOW

THE END

[Dobbie]

1/5. Zombie Maggie doesn't appeal to me.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Eminem is worst rappper.

[Jesse Pinkman]

I stopped reading after seeing Eminem's name. you've jumped the shark.

[The_Doctor]

Worst. Episode. Ever.

[Mr Black]

MAGGIE: (RAPS) Hey don't step on my toes i'm toe up and all that and you your ready for the stone age your older then Dirt and Stone its self so go and toss yourself in the garbage Jenkins

End of Rap


Miss Jenkins is shocked by Maggie's rap song

To be fair I was genuinley shocked by that

[Simpsonfan]

i wasn't pleased with it myself but the quility of the episodes now we are now on Season 7 will be top Quility thanks to our friends at Spike

[Paul]

Didn't you say a while back that Fox renewed the show until season 30? Sue them for breach of contract!

[Dobbie]

SPIKE are rubbish. Go back to FOX

[Jesse Pinkman]

tbs; very funny

[Simpsonfan]

the reason we left FOX was because of the phone hacking scandal at News Corp the owners of FOX and we don't like Scandal

[Prune Tracy]

Cheatos: The perfect snack to have right after an affair.

[Dobbie]

the reason we left FOX was because of the phone hacking scandal at News Corp the owners of FOX and we don't like Scandal

Wasn't that 2 years ago?

[Jesse Pinkman]

do you know how long production on a show like this takes? it takes months to make episodes. so cut the guy some slack

[Simpsonfan]

nine months to make one episode

[Paul]

can... can we see one?

[Simpsonfan]

none of them have been animated due to the fact i can't get the right software to do it

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Yeah, Paint costs too much.

[Jesse Pinkman]

interesting you know the exact (or right around exact) length to make one episode, if you've never animated one

[Simpsonfan]

i found a website in google

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

wtf is google

[Jesse Pinkman]

i don't know, you should 'yahoo' it.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

WTF is yahoo

[Jesse Pinkman]

ahhh.... have yo heard of BING?

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

yeah that sound a pinball machine makes

[Jesse Pinkman]

well type in 'bing' and then type in 'google' or 'yahoo'. it'll work

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

WHERE? THE ADDRESS BAR?!

[Jesse Pinkman]

damn it handsome

[Simpsonfan]

it seems he got himself banned

[Prune Tracy]

KIDS, SAY NO TO DRUGS.