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  1. 06-15-2012, 12:51 PM #1
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    Yeah...this actually exists...

    http://www.killmydaynow.com/2011/08/...s-6-pics.html/

    ...

    You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

    Everything happens for a reason.

    Just be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

    Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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    Damn, too bad my mom wouldn't be able to make these for me.
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
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    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
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  3. 06-15-2012, 01:00 PM #3
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    Haha! And here's the actual description from the book.

    http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
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    Huh; didn't know people would be foolish or clever enough to eat sperm; I mean sure, sperm can be eaten but it's usually derogatory. I may have to try to make some of this stuff before, depending on whether or not the photos are actually from the book or photoshopped.

    My Simpsons Season 23 Ratings/Reviews:
    The Falcon and the D'ohman (4.5/10) Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (4.0/10) Treehouse of Horror XXII (1.0/10) Replacable You (3.5/10) The Food Wife (4.0/10) The Book Job (8.0/10) The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants (4.0/10) The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (4.5/10) Holidays of Future Passed (8.5/10) Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson (3.5/10) The D'oh-cial Network (2.5/10) Moe Goes From Rags to Riches (1.5/10) The Daughter Also Rises (5.0/10) At Long Last Leave (2.5/10) Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (1.0/10) How I Wet Your Mother (4.0/10) Them, Robot (3.0/10) Beware My Cheating Bart (5.0/10) A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again (3.0/10) The Spy Who Learned Me (3.5/10) Ned 'N' Edna's Blend (5.5/10) Lisa Goes Gaga (1.0/10)
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    My Simpsons Season Rankings:
    6 > 8 > 7 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 9 > 15 > 13 > 14 > 10 > 16 > 12 > 11 > 22 > 21 > 17 > 24 > 19 > 20 > 23 > 18

    My Simpsons Season 24 Ratings:
    Moonshine River - B- Treehouse of Horror XXIII - C Adventures in Baby-Getting - B Gone Abie Gone - C+ Penny Wiseguys - D- A Tree Grows in Springfield - D+ The Day the Earth Stood Cool - B To Cur, with Love - B Homer Goes to Prep School - F A Test Before Trying - C+ Changing of the Guardian - B- Love is a Many-Splintered Thing - F Hardly Kirk-ing - C+ Gorgeous Grampa - D Black Eyed, Please - A- Dark Night Court - D What Animated Women Want - C Pulpit Friction - C- Whiskey Business - B- The Fabulous Faker Boy - C The Saga of Carl Carlson - C- Dangers on a Train - D-

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    This is no time for your deluded sex games Irvine.
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  7. 06-15-2012, 02:02 PM #6
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  8. 06-15-2012, 04:56 PM #7
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    I remember the good old days when only blood, sweat and tears went into a meal.
    Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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    Mmm, yum.
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    I was searching Burns and Smithers in July of 2012 and found this site in the results. At first, NHC was blocked on my laptop (for reasons I shall not say) so I used my Dad's laptop to look at it. For a whole month, I just searched R&R and Mr. Burns and Smithers threads. Then I decided to sign up.
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    The names of the actual recipes are even worse:

    -Almost White Russian
    -Irish Coffee with Extra Cream
    -Slightly Saltier Caviar
    -Glazed Grilled Pink Salmon
    -Roasted Lamb with Good Gravy

    Also, the warning at the beginning:
    Note: This cookbook is written for consenting diners of semen. Please do not add semen to your guests' food without their consent. All the recipes have been tested by the author and friends of the author.
    I wonder how many friends this author actually has.
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  13. 06-15-2012, 06:30 PM #10
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    Welp...that may have ruined white russians for me forever


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    it sucked fucking shit bananas.
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    Made 'em even more appetizing for me.
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    i have no internet for a day or two and this is one of the threads i see?

    cool.
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    @Riviera, I want to share something with you...
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    Sure... if I can find some magical vehicle that can drive on oceans.
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    I have a good idea of what this is, and I'm not clicking on the link.
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    My homemade mayonnaise is the best though...
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    WTF? Who the hell thinks of these things? Surely you'd get a disease or something lol.
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