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  1. 06-26-2012, 04:48 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Thompsons View Post
    WTF is with the signs?
    You mean Moe's Tavern being backwards and the like? Probably flipped for copyright reasons.
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    "They were no match for Captain Wacky! Later renamed Homer."
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    The episode opens with the Simpsons house who became haunted. Homer heats the wood to the fireplace, and the fireplace approaches him, he is burnt. Marge washes his hands and faucet brings out much water, which drowns her. Lisa brushes his teeth with an electric toothbrush, the toothbrush electrocutes her. Bart and Maggie, seeing what happened, commit suicide with a knife.
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    hey, this is homer simpson saying 'howdy' to all the girls out there in radio land
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    I love the way Bart says "Steve Bennett" in The Front.
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    Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating. They'd cry their eyes out. "We should have never gone to the Flanders'. Oh, why did we go to the Flanders' house and leave Homer alone with no food?'' And I'll be laughing, laughing from my grave, ha ha ha.
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    I can't find the exact quote, but it's in Marge in Chains when Lionel Hutz talks about the "brownest of the brown liquors."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sophistiquated View Post
    I can't find the exact quote, but it's in Marge in Chains when Lionel Hutz talks about the "brownest of the brown liquors."
    Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot that she was carrying that bottle of delicious .. bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors .. so tempting ..what is that? You want me to drink you. But I'm in the middle of a trial. Excuse me. ...Hello, David. I'm really tempted.
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    From Lisa's Rival:

    Homer: I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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    http://soundcloud.com/bertnhc/reticulated/s-QlvjW -From 'You Only Move Twice'
    http://soundcloud.com/bertnhc/avalanches/s-C9v4A -From 'Mountain of Madness', great sound effects too

    Sorry if these are a bit long, i felt they worked best with the whole scene(s).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightboat View Post
    This whole scene:

    Le grille? What the hell is that?

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    Ahh, yeah, that's one fine looking barbeque pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!?
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    ^ from the same episode: I can see the music!
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    I love Otto's delivery of the line "I guess it is kind of a tease!" as he drives off in the Pool Mobile.
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