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"Three radishes...three big radishes"
"There, there. Shut up boy"
"There's a clog in the torso chute!"
Last edited by kevanbd; 07-03-2012 at 09:28 PM.
hey, this is homer simpson saying 'howdy' to all the girls out there in radio land
"Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, couple of those pantie shields...and-some-illegal-fireworks...and one of those disposable enemas...no, make it two"
"Who wants a dollar?!"
I love the way Bart says "Steve Bennett" in The Front.
You are hearing me talk.
"another placemat sir?"
This is Dan at his very, very best.Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating. They'd cry their eyes out. "We should have never gone to the Flanders'. Oh, why did we go to the Flanders' house and leave Homer alone with no food?'' And I'll be laughing, laughing from my grave, ha ha ha.
No, money down
Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun
I can't find the exact quote, but it's in Marge in Chains when Lionel Hutz talks about the "brownest of the brown liquors."
Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl Carlson: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+
My Season Rankings: 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 3, 2, 9, 1, 15, 14, 16, 10, 13, 21, 20, 17, 19, 23, 22, 12, 18, 11
"Is this going to be like one of those horror movies where we open the door and everything's normal and we think you're crazy but then there really is a killer robot and the next morning you find me impaled on the weather vane? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS LISA?!"
David Crosby: just take it one day at a time and know that I love you
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man
"Oh yeah, we're outraged, very.... very much so, but look at all these stores!"
"It's Curns, stupid"
"No it's not"
From Lisa's Rival:
Homer: I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
"It's a ring toss game"
Last edited by Bertholomew; 07-15-2012 at 02:54 PM.
^ from the same episode: I can see the music!
I love Otto's delivery of the line "I guess it is kind of a tease!" as he drives off in the Pool Mobile.
"Women will like what I tell them to like"
"Gentlemen, welcome to Flavor Country!"
Willem Dafoe did a top-notch job in that episode.
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